I MAY BE SHORT, BUT I'M REASONABLY SURE I COULD KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES.
STATS:
HEIGHT: 4'4"
WEIGHT: 205 LBS
MAX PRESS: 55 LBS.
BRING A BAGGIE FOR YOUR TEETH.
DO NEVER TEST
TGRR,
I'M A FUCKING FESTIVAL.
My teeth? Ok, hold on while I sit on the ground so you can reach.
My teeth? Ok, hold on while I sit on the ground so you can reach.
SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU TALL BASTARDS AREN'T THAT TOUGH.
TGRR,
EST GRADUATE
If you are an EST Grad, you do know how to hold your water...and you probably have a chip on your shoulder from having to sit through that crap.
I'm not gonna fuck with you, you've been through enough.
STATS:
HEIGHT: 4'4"
WEIGHT: 205 LBS
MAX PRESS: 55 LBS.
BRING A BAGGIE FOR YOUR TEETH.
DO NEVER TEST
TGRR,
I'M A FUCKING FESTIVAL.
:lol2: what an idiot.
:lol2: what an idiot.
I could leg press two and a half of him.
I could leg press two and a half of him.
BRING IT, TOUGH GUY! YOU BASTARDS THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TALL AND GET ALL THE GIRLS THAT YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!
YOU SOUND LIKE THOSE BASTARDS AT SCHOOL THAT MAKE FUN OF MY EYES!
you mean lick all of your asses, doncha?
who's an EST grad?
Well I did get in trouble for making fun of a Japanese girl's eyes in 4th grade.. i guess you just don't outgrow some things.
YOU SOUND LIKE THOSE BASTARDS AT SCHOOL THAT MAKE FUN OF MY EYES!
yeh all three of 'em.
yeh all three of 'em.
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
I WILL TOTALLY KICK YOUR ASS!
you mean lick all of your asses, doncha?
who's an EST grad?
I AM WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?
"Reasonably sure" don't cut it here, tiny tim.
"Reasonably sure" don't cut it here, tiny tim.
:mad2:
SAY THAT TO MY FACE
Sorry - I can't bend down that far.
Sorry - I can't bend down that far.
He's begging for a banning
Banning don't enter into it.
This thread doesn't exist. I'm imagining it. It's simply a side effect of the dentist's drugs.
He's begging for a banning
ARE YOU
STILL PISSED OFF? OWNED.
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TGGGRRR, you may be the dog's bollocks on that other site, but here, you gotta long way to go to reach Flint... even if you stand on a step-stool.
Don't drag my name into this. I'm just this guy who used to post here.
TGGGRRR, you may be the dog's bollocks on that other site, but here, you gotta long way to go to reach Flint... even if you stand on a step-stool.
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY DISABILITY? :mad2:
Why do you guys have to pick on him?
He's the one that started the thread.
HEY you kids. If I have to stop this car to separate all of you....
:eyebrow:
PIE!?
*pulls car to the side of the road*
TGGGRRR, you may be the dog's bollocks on that other site, but here, you gotta long way to go to reach Flint... even if you stand on a step-stool.
He needs a step stool to mouth fuck him in the butt
He needs a step stool to mouth fuck him in the butt
I am unable to parse this sentence.
I am unable to parse this sentence.
Pardon the sucky camera phone up-close focus.
It is to buttfuck the mouth of him that the step stool would be needful.
Why the hell would I want someone to prove they can kick my arse?
If they can, I get ouchies (although I guess that's another photo for the collection).
If they can't, they are humiliated and will probably bite my ankles instead.
I'll pass on this one.
Why do you guys have to pick on him?
Hmm, he seems so pleasant, both from his behavior, and his profile info.
Roger could totally beat me up.
I'm just a silly girl.
No way - you'd bitchslap him into next week & you know it.
holy wow - I go away from the beloved Cellar for a couple of years, and this is what I come back to?
No banning - I like watching fellow Cellarites squish him like the bug that he is.
"Grrrr" my arse.
Pardon the sucky camera phone up-close focus.
Fucking WIN.
Hmm, he seems so pleasant, both from his behavior, and his profile info.
Yeah, I'm working on that.
holy wow - I go away from the beloved Cellar for a couple of years, and this is what I come back to?
No banning - I like watching fellow Cellarites squish him like the bug that he is.
"Grrrr" my arse.
I'm like crabgrass. Leave me alone for a week, and everything just goes all to hell.
Feeling rick rolled anyone? ;)
Feeling rick rolled anyone? ;)
Hush.
I'm like crabgrass. Leave me alone for a week, and everything just goes all to hell.
:stickpoke
Ahem. The troll got y'all, y'all.
I was snerking the whole way through, tgrr. Good job! :thumb:
He's not the troll. We're all the trolls. Just ask him. ;)
Ahem. The troll got y'all, y'all.
I was snerking the whole way through, tgrr. Good job! :thumb:
Thanks.
This board at least seems to have few internet tough guys. I posted that at Totse a couple of years back, and it went to 80 pages in 3 hours...and it's amazing how many former varsity football stars/kung fu masters are on the internet.
Because, you know, a threat from an alleged midget requires an overwhelming response.
build a bridge out of him!
Ban him anyway!!!!
SHIT YEAH! Do we really have to put up with this bastard?
I think not.
pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Then you'd have to go back to agreeing with all the other conservatards.
How much fun is that?
lot more than talkin to you
Oh.
It's a him?
Technically.
oh, let's be nice to him
Don't. I wouldn't know how to act.
lot more than talkin to you
Yeah, I suppose. You Rush Limbaugh fans are all alike.
can't we just confiscate his Caps Lock?
.....or is that a Laps Cock?......
can't we just confiscate his Caps Lock?
.....or is that a Laps Cock?......
One or the other.
AND EVERYONE KNOWS CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
Shouldn't your sig read, 'What can you do to help ME stop screaming?'
oh, cut your OWN head off....yappin on all the time...
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Thanks.
This board at least seems to have few internet tough guys. I posted that at Totse a couple of years back, and it went to 80 pages in 3 hours...and it's amazing how many former varsity football stars/kung fu masters are on the internet.
Because, you know, a threat from an alleged midget requires an overwhelming response.
Well, of course. Midgets are mean when angry. Virtually unstoppable in a fight. And they never stop, until they
kill you.
Oh, wait, thats
Terminators. Never mind.
That TOTSE thread was hilarious though. Far too many people there took themselves seriously.
build a bridge out of him!
If he's a Troll, shouldn't we build a bridge FOR him? :neutral:
Thanks.
This board at least seems to have few internet tough guys. I posted that at Totse a couple of years back, and it went to 80 pages in 3 hours...and it's amazing how many former varsity football stars/kung fu masters are on the internet.
Because, you know, a threat from an alleged midget requires an overwhelming response.
It may be their Only Chance, they have to jump on it.
If he's a Troll, shouldn't we build a bridge FOR him? :neutral:
Don't be silly. Trolls don't live under bridges, they live behind
7 proxies.
Shouldn't your sig read, 'What can you do to help ME stop screaming?'
But I LIKE to scream. It keeps my blood pressure at a nice boiling point.
Well, of course. Midgets are mean when angry. Virtually unstoppable in a fight. And they never stop, until they kill you.
Oh, wait, thats Terminators. Never mind.
That TOTSE thread was hilarious though. Far too many people there took themselves seriously.
I'll say. They banned me just for posting the "Nero" link.
Some people just aren't
serious about having a good time.
If he's a Troll, shouldn't we build a bridge FOR him? :neutral:
Why not?
We'll ALL be living under bridges by this time next year.
Ok....let's cut his 'ed off and then go have tea and biscuits.
I'm in, and I don't even like tea.
Can I make the first cut. You hold his head and I will slowly slice through. :D
I am somewhat disturbed by a) the level of detail in that post and b) the shee glee lol
*slight shudder*
Y'know. I have no idea what fava beans taste like.
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