I will kick your ass!
and take your name!
step to the line, motherfucker!
I have number 32? Where do I wait?
Didn't some guy on eBay offer to fly to your house and kick your ass a few years ago? Not sure he had any takers.
I don't wait in lines.
I do. It's kind of obligatory. Queuing.
Didn't some guy on eBay offer to fly to your house and kick your ass a few years ago? Not sure he had any takers.
I must admit, I could use a good ass kicking. I just haven't found anyone who could do the job. Maybe if I hired Merc & UG together, they could bring some friends
(assuming they have any) and they could do the job... but I doubt it. ;)
I would hit you so hard your mom would feel it.
Spanked, okay.
Kicked - bah. No fun in that.
If you make sure you're clean (ask Sheldon about his shower attachment) I'll lick. And you ain't never gonna get a better offer than that, babay.
I would roll you so hard your butt would eat your head. Oh wait. Too late.
Because your head seems to be up your ass. :D
oh man that was lame
cic, I would slap the taste out of your mouth.
I would slap you so hard it would peel the paint off your car.
I will kick your ass so hard you'll taste Nikes for the next two weeks
Didn't some guy on eBay offer to fly to your house and kick your ass a few years ago? Not sure he had any takers.
Found it.I must admit, I could use a good ass kicking. I just haven't found anyone who could do the job. Maybe if I hired Merc & UG together, they could bring some friends (assuming they have any) and they could do the job... but I doubt it. ;)
:lol2:
I'll hit you so hard your ID card will have a black eye.
Haven't heard that one in a lonnnnggg time. :)
I will hit you so hard I will change your genetic structure.
I will hit you so hard, your face will really hurt. Like, a lot.
I'll hit your so hard you'll wince for about 1.7 seconds.
I will hit you so hard your mother will bleed.
... I'll blast you down to quarks.
I'll hit you so hard, Chuck Norris will cry.
I'll beat you like a rented mule.
I'll hit you so hard, my hand will hurt for a while, and I might need to take an Advil before bedtime for the pain.
Why all the ass kicking?
I'm going down for a coffee. Anyone want to join me?
you're goin down, alright. like a ton a bricks!
Very well. I tried to play nice.
The gloves are OFF, mister!
The Big Bang ain't got nothing on what I'm about to do to your sorry ass!
(Coming from Shel, it might mean something else entirely.)
I'm going down for a coffee.
:morncoff: Here's your coffee. :coffee:
Get to work.
Get to work.
I have to see your elbow patches first.
Nuh uh, you said coffee. Nothing about elbow patches.
Who is going to LICK my ASS next?
I'll beat you like you owe me child support.
I may as well wade in on this one...Can I have just one ass-kicking, please?
I'll kick your ass till all you can smell is nutsmoke.
Welcome to the Cellar, THE!
Bring it on, punk ass punks. Watch the kicker become the kickee. I haz superpowers.
Bring it on, punk ass punks. Watch the kicker become the kickee. I haz superpowers.
Since when is being lactose intolerant a "superpower"?
hehehe
Lactose intolerant? More like Sheldon intolerant. I'll drink a big old glass of milk and still kick your ass, buddy.
Since when is being lactose intolerant a "superpower"?
Since I've been standing behind her.
Lactose intolerant? More like Sheldon intolerant. I'll drink a big old glass of milk and still kick your ass, buddy.
Will you be kicking my whole ass, 2% of my ass, my fat-free ass (good luck finding THAT one) or my Soy ass?
I'll kick your ass so hard your entire extended family will stop in mid sentence and wonder about a vague puckering sensation they have in their collective dupas.
I'll hit you so hard, Chuck Norris will cry.
Big ol' WIN. ;)