I will kick your ass!

lumberjim • Mar 1, 2009 12:15 am
and take your name!


step to the line, motherfucker!
Shawnee123 • Mar 1, 2009 12:16 am
I have number 32? Where do I wait?
Beestie • Mar 1, 2009 12:48 am
Didn't some guy on eBay offer to fly to your house and kick your ass a few years ago? Not sure he had any takers.
morethanpretty • Mar 1, 2009 12:59 am
I don't wait in lines.
toranokaze • Mar 1, 2009 2:23 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4fN_shVm4s
DanaC • Mar 1, 2009 7:38 am
morethanpretty;539744 wrote:
I don't wait in lines.


I do. It's kind of obligatory. Queuing.
Radar • Mar 2, 2009 3:17 pm
Beestie;539739 wrote:
Didn't some guy on eBay offer to fly to your house and kick your ass a few years ago? Not sure he had any takers.



I must admit, I could use a good ass kicking. I just haven't found anyone who could do the job. Maybe if I hired Merc & UG together, they could bring some friends (assuming they have any) and they could do the job... but I doubt it. ;)
lumberjim • Mar 2, 2009 3:18 pm
I would hit you so hard your mom would feel it.
Sundae • Mar 2, 2009 3:21 pm
Spanked, okay.
Kicked - bah. No fun in that.

If you make sure you're clean (ask Sheldon about his shower attachment) I'll lick. And you ain't never gonna get a better offer than that, babay.
Cicero • Mar 2, 2009 4:45 pm
I would roll you so hard your butt would eat your head. Oh wait. Too late.

Because your head seems to be up your ass. :D
lumberjim • Mar 2, 2009 4:57 pm
oh man that was lame


cic, I would slap the taste out of your mouth.
Cicero • Mar 2, 2009 5:05 pm
I would slap you so hard it would peel the paint off your car.
Undertoad • Mar 2, 2009 5:10 pm
I will kick your ass so hard you'll taste Nikes for the next two weeks
Beestie • Mar 2, 2009 5:32 pm
Beestie;539739 wrote:
Didn't some guy on eBay offer to fly to your house and kick your ass a few years ago? Not sure he had any takers.


Found it.
TheMercenary • Mar 2, 2009 5:34 pm
Radar;540368 wrote:
I must admit, I could use a good ass kicking. I just haven't found anyone who could do the job. Maybe if I hired Merc & UG together, they could bring some friends (assuming they have any) and they could do the job... but I doubt it. ;)


:lol2:
regular.joe • Mar 2, 2009 5:37 pm
I'll hit you so hard your ID card will have a black eye.
TheMercenary • Mar 2, 2009 5:42 pm
Haven't heard that one in a lonnnnggg time. :)
Sheldonrs • Mar 2, 2009 5:51 pm
I will hit you so hard I will change your genetic structure.
Clodfobble • Mar 2, 2009 6:04 pm
I will hit you so hard, your face will really hurt. Like, a lot.
SteveDallas • Mar 2, 2009 6:28 pm
I'll hit your so hard you'll wince for about 1.7 seconds.
TheMercenary • Mar 2, 2009 8:14 pm
I will hit you so hard your mother will bleed.
Urbane Guerrilla • Mar 2, 2009 8:17 pm
... I'll blast you down to quarks.
Beestie • Mar 2, 2009 8:22 pm
I'll hit you so hard, Chuck Norris will cry.
capnhowdy • Mar 3, 2009 7:59 am
I'll beat you like a rented mule.
glatt • Mar 3, 2009 9:12 am
I'll hit you so hard, my hand will hurt for a while, and I might need to take an Advil before bedtime for the pain.
Trilby • Mar 3, 2009 9:21 am
Why all the ass kicking?

I'm going down for a coffee. Anyone want to join me?
lumberjim • Mar 3, 2009 9:28 am
you're goin down, alright. like a ton a bricks!
Trilby • Mar 3, 2009 9:41 am
Very well. I tried to play nice.

The gloves are OFF, mister!
Pie • Mar 3, 2009 10:10 am
The Big Bang ain't got nothing on what I'm about to do to your sorry ass!

(Coming from Shel, it might mean something else entirely.)
SteveDallas • Mar 3, 2009 10:32 am
Brianna;540820 wrote:
I'm going down for a coffee.

:morncoff: Here's your coffee. :coffee:

Get to work.
Trilby • Mar 3, 2009 10:47 am
SteveDallas;540843 wrote:
Get to work.


I have to see your elbow patches first.
SteveDallas • Mar 3, 2009 10:56 am
Nuh uh, you said coffee. Nothing about elbow patches.
fargon • Mar 3, 2009 11:05 am
Who is going to LICK my ASS next?
lumberjim • Mar 3, 2009 11:52 am
wrong fread
Radar • Mar 3, 2009 12:19 pm
I'll beat you like you owe me child support.
THE • Mar 4, 2009 12:26 am
I may as well wade in on this one...Can I have just one ass-kicking, please?
capnhowdy • Mar 4, 2009 8:07 am
I'll kick your ass till all you can smell is nutsmoke.

Welcome to the Cellar, THE!
where are the fnords • Mar 5, 2009 7:23 am
wut line
Shawnee123 • Mar 5, 2009 9:00 am
Bring it on, punk ass punks. Watch the kicker become the kickee. I haz superpowers.
Sheldonrs • Mar 5, 2009 9:22 am
Shawnee123;541614 wrote:
Bring it on, punk ass punks. Watch the kicker become the kickee. I haz superpowers.


Since when is being lactose intolerant a "superpower"?

hehehe
Shawnee123 • Mar 5, 2009 9:24 am
Lactose intolerant? More like Sheldon intolerant. I'll drink a big old glass of milk and still kick your ass, buddy.
Trilby • Mar 5, 2009 9:24 am
Sheldonrs;541626 wrote:
Since when is being lactose intolerant a "superpower"?


Since I've been standing behind her.
Sheldonrs • Mar 5, 2009 9:31 am
Shawnee123;541629 wrote:
Lactose intolerant? More like Sheldon intolerant. I'll drink a big old glass of milk and still kick your ass, buddy.


Will you be kicking my whole ass, 2% of my ass, my fat-free ass (good luck finding THAT one) or my Soy ass?
lumberjim • Mar 5, 2009 9:44 am
I'll kick your ass so hard your entire extended family will stop in mid sentence and wonder about a vague puckering sensation they have in their collective dupas.
Queen of the Ryche • Mar 5, 2009 11:53 am
Beestie;540572 wrote:
I'll hit you so hard, Chuck Norris will cry.


Big ol' WIN. ;)