Feb 28, 2009: Scalpel Drum

xoxoxoBruce • Feb 28, 2009 3:55 am
Scalpel Drum? What the hell is a Scalpel Drum?

This, is a Scalpel Drum.
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Wow, that's really impressive. :rolleyes:
Now, what's it for, what's it do?

Test drums for ophthalmic scalpels, still in use by eye doctors around 1965. Made by stretching a piece of kidskin taut on a drum, the scalpel was sharp enough if it cut the fibers under its own weight. This was from before the days of single-use surgical instruments; the scalpels were sharpened and sterilized before procedures.


Cutco, eat your heart out.

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Trilby • Feb 28, 2009 9:01 am
Eye see.
TheMercenary • Feb 28, 2009 9:31 am
They need to bring them back. The crap they are getting from overseas doesn't last past the skin.
sweetwater • Feb 28, 2009 4:17 pm
I see. The scalpel drums are used to test the sharpness of scalpels, while the sharpness of arrowheads are tested on plain ol' scalps.
Cloud • Feb 28, 2009 5:15 pm
you guys think you're sooo clever, doncha!
Shawnee123 • Feb 28, 2009 5:18 pm
It's cool. It's a very simple calibration instrument. I like.
Crimson Ghost • Mar 1, 2009 1:04 am
TheMercenary;539518 wrote:
They need to bring them back. The crap they are getting from overseas doesn't last past the skin.


Them dead hookers won't dismember themselves.
TheMercenary • Mar 1, 2009 9:57 am
Crimson Ghost;539747 wrote:
Them dead hookers won't dismember themselves.

WTF? :unsure:
What the hell are you dismembering dead hookers for?
Sheldonrs • Mar 1, 2009 11:40 am
Kidskin? What part of the kid? Is this where all those circumcision leftovers go? EWWWWW>>>


hehehe
Happy Monkey • Mar 1, 2009 11:44 am
Jack the Ripper reference.
TheMercenary • Mar 1, 2009 12:16 pm
Oh, I missed it. Thanks.
Mayor of Shekou • Mar 1, 2009 10:12 pm
TheMercenary;539831 wrote:
WTF? :unsure:
What the hell are you dismembering dead hookers for?


It takes up much less storage space if you only save the good bits!
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 1, 2009 11:42 pm
Besides, you can't eat a dead hooker all at once.
Crimson Ghost • Mar 2, 2009 8:56 pm
There's only so much you can fit into the oven.
[COLOR="White"]I'm German, and know about ovens...[/COLOR]
JuancoRocks • Mar 3, 2009 12:55 am
Crimson Ghost;539747 wrote:
Them dead hookers won't dismember themselves.


"They should tell you what aspirin won't do. Aspirin won't bring the dead hooker back to life" [Dave Attell]