Please, please, please....

DucksNuts • Feb 21, 2009 11:11 pm
...he's on my Christmas list for this year....ok?

D & G can certainly pick em
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 21, 2009 11:14 pm
I certainly have no objection to you taking him home. Have at it. ;)
Big Sarge • Feb 21, 2009 11:17 pm
makes me think back to my days as a model
Clodfobble • Feb 21, 2009 11:31 pm
Why would you want a gay man, Ducks? Besides, if he has to wear two watches, you know he'd always be late for your dates.
richlevy • Feb 22, 2009 12:27 am
Clodfobble;537379 wrote:
Why would you want a gay man, Ducks? Besides, if he has to wear two watches, you know he'd always be late for your dates.
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Aliantha • Feb 22, 2009 12:34 am
He looks like an old boyfriend of mine.

Better off with something less high maintenance. ;)
wolf • Feb 22, 2009 12:34 am
The hair's awful. Why would a man do that to his head?

And I'm sure he's compensating for something else.
Aliantha • Feb 22, 2009 12:37 am
wolf;537417 wrote:
And I'm sure he's compensating for something else.


A limited world view?
wolf • Feb 22, 2009 1:03 am
Something's limited.

Fella oughtn't be a swimsuit model.
Aliantha • Feb 22, 2009 1:05 am
Maybe it was just really cold? lol
Trilby • Feb 22, 2009 8:42 am
while I appreciate the body and the bone structure, the hair IS ridiculous. And I'll bet he's not very handy around the house. At my age, I want a man who is handy. Forget the romance, just fix the sink.

(and be a literary genius, too :)
BrianR • Feb 22, 2009 12:31 pm
What's wrong with the hair? Mine looks a lot like that, only it lays flat.

I shaved it to hide a bad dye job (my wife isn't allowed to do my hair anymore) and it's now about 1.5 inches long. With bed head, I look JUST like him, less the tat.
Sundae • Feb 22, 2009 12:32 pm
You can have him if I can have Steve Pemberton.
Or Ian Hislop.
capnhowdy • Feb 22, 2009 2:25 pm
You could change sides of the bed with him depending on whether you're in the mood for tats or not.

And while you've got him.... feed the poor bastard.
capnhowdy • Feb 22, 2009 2:27 pm
ADDENDUM

Also buy him a shirt and make him pull his goddam britches up.
Sundae • Feb 22, 2009 2:36 pm
Not bashing your guy or anything Ducks, but... You realise he shaves his pubes?!
Your bath would always be blocked up, and your leg shaving razor blunt.

Just saying.

I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.

Well, puts us in the same boat I guess.
Mine are hetero, but have kids. Nobody's perfect.

Hislop top, Pemberton bottom.
And if you have the chance to see Have I Got News for You, The League of Gentlemen or Benidorm (all award winning) - go at it!
Trilby • Feb 22, 2009 2:40 pm
Sundae Girl;537608 wrote:
I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.


I'm with ya 100%. Stephen Fry readily comes to mind. HIPPOPOTAMUS was hilarious!
Aliantha • Feb 22, 2009 9:20 pm
I dunno if Ducks actually wants to keep him.

Maybe she just wants to play with him... :)
Aliantha • Feb 22, 2009 9:21 pm
And anyway, maybe he is handy...and witty and intelligent.

You girls just shouldn't judge a book by it's cover!
Elspode • Feb 22, 2009 9:35 pm
Sundae Girl;537608 wrote:


I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.


My ears were burning, so I logged in, and saw you were talking about me. :-p
monster • Feb 22, 2009 10:32 pm
wolf;537432 wrote:
Something's limited.

Fella oughtn't be a swimsuit model.



yup. what she said.something musta shrunk it, doubt it's the cold...
Aliantha • Feb 22, 2009 10:41 pm
Maybe he has a really long tongue...
morethanpretty • Feb 22, 2009 11:50 pm
Sure ducks, whatever you want. I'll get right to workin on gettin you that.

Uhm, what's his name, address, and phone number?


(...new at this "santa" thing)
TheMercenary • Feb 22, 2009 11:54 pm
Put a cap in his ass and he won't walk with such a swish.
Sundae • Feb 23, 2009 7:16 am
TheMercenary;537753 wrote:
Put a cap in his ass and he won't walk with such a swish.

Is this a new treatment for teh ghey?
Let me know if you have any success...
impress • Feb 23, 2009 8:59 am
Sundae Girl;537608 wrote:

I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.


Amen to that, sister!
Jack Black.

And honestly, I don't want someone who thinks he's prettier than me. Mind you, it isn't physically possible, but I don't want him to *think* it. :-)
kerosene • Feb 25, 2009 8:52 am
Sundae Girl;537608 wrote:
Not bashing your guy or anything Ducks, but... You realise he shaves his pubes?!
Your bath would always be blocked up, and your leg shaving razor blunt.

Just saying.

I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.

Well, puts us in the same boat I guess.
Mine are hetero, but have kids. Nobody's perfect.

Hislop top, Pemberton bottom.
And if you have the chance to see Have I Got News for You, The League of Gentlemen or Benidorm (all award winning) - go at it!


That second guy you posted looks exactly like my ex when he is pissed.
Gravdigr • Mar 4, 2009 4:01 am
Sundae Girl;537608 wrote:

I'll take a fat-faced, incredibly intelligent, ambitious, urbane, witty and remarkably funny man any day.


I'm available...Will ya take 1 out of 6?