Feb 21, 2009: Toilet

xoxoxoBruce • Feb 21, 2009 2:45 am
I'll be there in a minute Honey, I have to use the toilet.

Oh, it's dirty... Honey, didn't the maid clean the bathroom today?

Yes Dear.

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Well you should fire her because the toilet is filt....

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... uh, nevermind. :eek:

Oh Honey, you better call the plumber...

make that the exterminator...

no wait, forget it...

I'll handle it.

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He couldn't use the toilet, but I'll bet he had to wipe anyway.
classicman • Feb 21, 2009 2:54 am
If that were me.....

Holy Shit! I can fly!
SPUCK • Feb 21, 2009 6:14 am
What a pain in the ass!
DanaC • Feb 21, 2009 6:21 am
SPUCK;537092 wrote:
What a pain in the asp!


Fixed it for ya:)
Shawnee123 • Feb 21, 2009 7:59 am
"No doc...that's what happened, I swear. I just sat down and..."
DanaC • Feb 21, 2009 8:15 am
So who's volunteering to suck the poison out this time?
sweetwater • Feb 21, 2009 9:05 am
And it's a nice brown color, too - clever disguise!
footfootfoot • Feb 21, 2009 10:01 am
DanaC;537106 wrote:
So who's volunteering to suck the poison out this time?

...The doctor says 'you gonna die.''
hipshot • Feb 21, 2009 12:01 pm
"The plumber called. Says he thinks he might have left his snake here. Have you seen it?"
Shawnee123 • Feb 21, 2009 12:02 pm
Funny people! :)
Tawny • Feb 21, 2009 2:41 pm
Somebody forgot to wipe their asp.






PS: Hello Everyone! I've been coming to the IOTD for years and reading all your comments and enjoying them.
I have no idea why I finally decided to join the crowd.
spudcon • Feb 21, 2009 3:14 pm
Welcome Tawny, glad you can join us!
classicman • Feb 21, 2009 4:19 pm
Hi Tawny - welcome aboard - get it a board. :haha:

picks up microphone "Jim, quiz on aisle 8"
Undertoad • Feb 21, 2009 4:23 pm
"I'm tired of these mother-effin' snakes in this mother-effin' bowl!"
Trilby • Feb 21, 2009 6:23 pm
Is that toilet in Florida?

I'll bet it's in Florida...
capnhowdy • Feb 21, 2009 8:13 pm
At least maybe now somebody will clean that filthy ass bathroom.
Elspode • Feb 21, 2009 11:11 pm
Cobras aren't native to Florida. Maybe that toilet is in India?
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 21, 2009 11:17 pm
I think it was Malaysia. They said it came in through the pipe to the septic system.
Skylight • Feb 22, 2009 11:10 am
the next question that should be asked..

..why did he take the camera with him to the loo?
capnhowdy • Feb 22, 2009 12:52 pm
He was about to post a RFN.
Trilby • Feb 22, 2009 2:33 pm
capn, you're on a roll today :bogroll:
Gravdigr • Feb 23, 2009 5:55 pm
Skylight;537508 wrote:
the next question that should be asked..

..why did he take the camera with him to the loo?


It's a cobra!! In the toilet!!!

and also:

Dude, that's not a copralite, it's a cobralite!
capnhowdy • Feb 23, 2009 8:17 pm
Well I'll be dogged.
dar512 • Feb 23, 2009 9:26 pm
Gravdigr;538094 wrote:
It's a cobra!! In the toilet!!!

Yeah, pretty much all health insurance is in the toilet these days.
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