Let's Invade the Lumbernet.

I want to lead an invasion of the lumbernet we can pillage and burn till our hearts content. I have done some recon and found the place deserted and ripe for the picking.

we've already pilled all the pillage, raped all the maidens, and burnt the lumberyard to the ground. but by all means, lead on, brave sir.

good day to you

Never heard of it. What is a Lumbernet?

Undertoab;535687 wrote:

we've already pilled all the pillage, raped all the maidens, and burnt the lumberyard to the ground. but by all means, lead on, brave sir.

good day to you

Darn. Always late for the pillage. Can't I get me some pillage?

"Let's see. Rape, murder, mayhem and rape."

"You said rape twice."

"I like rape."

Da Lumbernet

Shawnee123;535697 wrote:

Darn. Always late for the pillage. Can't I get me some pillage?

rape them again , piss on the ashes then sow salt into the ground

Elspode wrote:

"I like rape."

Good to know

Shawnee123;535697 wrote:

Can't I get me some pillage?

Of course you can... one batch of pillage coming right up.

I'm away for a while, and Jimmy gets his own .NET? WTF! :lol: j/k

:lol:

I think calling Jinx a maiden might be stretching the definition.....a lot.:D

Yeah, fuck you Rich.

Elspode;535699 wrote:

"I like rape."

Delivery!, 40lbs off, sign here....

jinx;536080 wrote:

Yeah, fuck you Rich.

And I didn't even have to buy you a drink.:o

rich, are you calling my wife a whore?

:eek:

By definition a "maiden" is unmarried. Jinx is married. Ergo Jinx is not a maiden. Move along. Nothing to see here.

If you two find it necessary to have fisticuffs, be sure to take pictures for us.

SteveDallas;537036 wrote:

By definition a "maiden" is unmarried. Jinx is married. Ergo Jinx is not a maiden. Move along. Nothing to see here.

Steve is entirely correct. The correct term for a married woman is 'matron'.

yeah, but when you bring her up, and say "calling Jinx a maiden might be stretching the definition.....a lot.:D'

you offend the lady.

and when she says fuck you, and you say "And I didn't even have to buy you a drink.:o"

you offend her further.

just so its really fucking clear.

lumberjim;537179 wrote:

yeah, but when you bring her up, and say "calling Jinx a maiden might be stretching the definition.....a lot.:D'

you offend the lady.

and when she says fuck you, and you say "And I didn't even have to buy you a drink.:o"

you offend her further.

just so its really fucking clear.

Well, I was referring to her married status and age, not her moral character.

She said 'f**k you' and I tried to laugh it off. I didn't realize that she really meant it in a 'burn the village and salt the fields' way.

If Jinx misinterpreted and really took offense, I apologize to her. If you misinterpreted and took offense, I really don't care.

Peace

well, I'm glad that's out in the open, then

I've overlooked a few half ass rude comments you've made to me. So now, I suppose they really were meant to be rude. Don't know what I've said to you that pissed you off, rich, or if you just 'don't like me'

i guess i dont care either

go fuck yourself

richlevy;537260 wrote:

If Jinx misinterpreted and really took offense, I apologize to her.

Don't bother. I get it that you were trying to be funny, you're just not.

jinx;537284 wrote:

Don't bother. I get it that you were trying to be funny, you're just not.

This is why I have to pay for my own tickets to Las Vegas.

richlevy;537175 wrote:

Steve is entirely correct. The correct term for a married woman is 'matron'.

i get that....the thing is....

I NEVER BROUGHT JINX'S NAME UP. YOU DID.

i think that is a critical point here.

I would have to agree.

I had to re-read the entire thread to notice that I hadn't noticed that.

lumberjim;537346 wrote:

i get that....the thing is....

I NEVER BROUGHT JINX'S NAME UP. YOU DID.

i think that is a critical point here.

So? I thought Jinx was more than capable of making her opinion known. As far as I know, she's a full citizen here.

If you want to bring a shotgun to a pillow fight, that's your business. But if my statement was misinterpreted, than my apologies are to Jinx. That is the critical point.

maybe you should re read it, sir.

i pointed out the offense that was given twice. you offered a half assed apology to jinx and a fuck you to me.

i merely observed this. and reciprocated.

so, you can go shit in your hat.

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