If you nipples could talk . . .

Cloud • Feb 11, 2009 2:22 pm
what would they say?

[COLOR="Green"]"Bite me! Lick me! Pinch me! Pierce me!"[/COLOR]

(sorry for this--I was just getting kinda tired of all the political threads).
DanaC • Feb 11, 2009 2:24 pm
Did you just call me (us) a nipple?
Shawnee123 • Feb 11, 2009 3:31 pm
DanaC;533357 wrote:
Did you just call me (us) a nipple?


:lol:

Yep, I think she did!
Cloud • Feb 11, 2009 3:47 pm
YOUR nipples, sorry!

but I've called people worse, LOL!
Shawnee123 • Feb 11, 2009 3:49 pm
And I've been called worse. Much worse. ;)
Trilby • Feb 11, 2009 4:08 pm
Mine would say OUCH! Don't touch!
Clodfobble • Feb 11, 2009 7:01 pm
Yeah, my nipples have always sorta been somewhere between, "Meh, I guess, if you have to," and "Step the fuck off, hombre."
Cloud • Feb 11, 2009 7:15 pm
ouch?
lookout123 • Feb 11, 2009 7:17 pm
I can only remember being one woman who really enjoyed having her nipples played with, and she could orgasm from light nipple play. of course she was slightly insane. [COLOR="White"]the crazies are always the best lovers, you just have to watch out for the steak knives.[/COLOR]
lumberjim • Feb 11, 2009 7:21 pm
Cloud;533356 wrote:


(sorry for this--I was just getting kinda tired of all the political threads).


a fucking men

politics = anti boner

fuck you, politics people1!!!

dont make me name names! me and cloud are done with your shit!

yor thredds......we dont read em!
lumberjim • Feb 11, 2009 7:23 pm
lookout123;533452 wrote:
[COLOR=Red]I can only remember being one woman[/COLOR] who really enjoyed having her nipples played with, and she could orgasm from light nipple play. of course she was slightly insane. [COLOR=White]the crazies are always the best lovers, you just have to watch out for the steak knives.[/COLOR]

now, i realize this is a typo....but....

just how many women have you been, lookout?
Cloud • Feb 11, 2009 8:28 pm
lumberjim;533456 wrote:
a fucking men

politics = anti boner

fuck you, politics people1!!!

dont make me name names! me and cloud are done with your shit!

yor thredds......we dont read em!


us nipples are rising!
Aliantha • Feb 11, 2009 8:31 pm
Those of us that post in the politics forum choose to make a bipartisan decision on this thread and post here anyway. :) (even if you don't want to post in those other ones)

If my nipples could talk they'd probably say, 'If you squeeze me I'll leak'.
Cloud • Feb 11, 2009 8:42 pm
my right one says: I may be ugly and scarred, but I can chip your teeth if you try to bite me.

my left one says: Soak me! I'm sore!
capnhowdy • Feb 11, 2009 8:59 pm
My nipples are speechless.

It doesn't matter what they say... us guys are gonna treat em the way we wanna. 'Cause IN THAT MOMENT they belong to us.

Don't worry. We'll give 'em right back. We don't know how to care for them anyway.
LabRat • Feb 12, 2009 9:35 am
"If you can't play nice, then get off the playground. "


Clodfobble;533448 wrote:
"Step the fuck off, hombre."


:lol:

I'm gonna get that one tattood around the edge of my areolae...
SteveDallas • Feb 12, 2009 10:17 am
So, you're going to pay a stranger... to use a needle on your breasts... to make it clear that you don't like people messing with your breasts??

:angel:
Trilby • Feb 12, 2009 10:44 am
I have the UGLIEST scars----on where my port was and one on my left breast. I really, really HATE these scars---it's almost like they're on my FACE how much I hate them.

Weird,huh?
lookout123 • Feb 12, 2009 11:23 am
lumberjim;533457 wrote:
now, i realize this is a typo....but....

just how many women have you been, lookout?

Thanks for pointing out my lack of proofreading.:blush:
Sundae • Feb 12, 2009 4:24 pm
My nipples would say, "Wow this is cool, we used to just look at straight ahead, but now we get to see th floor!"

Bri - I bet you'd deal with the scars better if they were on your face, they would be part of your identity. Hidden in your bra they are a sad secret. No, this isn't a cruel joke about posting in NSFW. Just try to pretend you like them - they are your battle scars, your badges of honour, your medals. It will take a time before it works, but fake it til you make it maybe?
Cloud • Feb 12, 2009 5:08 pm
Brianna;533653 wrote:
I have the UGLIEST scars----on where my port was and one on my left breast. I really, really HATE these scars---it's almost like they're on my FACE how much I hate them.

Weird,huh?


My breasts are scarred, too, and I can't say I like them much either. Which is why I decorated them!

it's not weird--breasts are very personal and important to women
capnhowdy • Feb 12, 2009 10:07 pm
breasts are very personal and important to women


They're ranking right up top o the list with us too.
Speaking for myself, I am rather partial.
Cloud • Feb 12, 2009 10:43 pm
your breasts? or women's breasts?

"take that bra off, and set me free!"
Urbane Guerrilla • Feb 13, 2009 10:55 pm
My nipples make me say, "(gasp) Ooo!" X-Lydia can make me wriggle. It amuses her, whether she has to peel me off the bedroom ceiling or just let me flutter back down.
bluecuracao • Feb 14, 2009 5:50 am
Cloud;533770 wrote:
My breasts are scarred, too, and I can't say I like them much either. Which is why I decorated them!

it's not weird--breasts are very personal and important to women


My right breast still has a scar...the doctor said it would go away completely and soon, but that was about seven years ago! I'm okay with both of em, though, even if they get in the way.
Undertoad • Feb 14, 2009 12:13 pm
We mens don't care. Ask Padma!
Cloud • Feb 14, 2009 5:44 pm
So you don't care? I find male nipples sooo sexy.

I was talking on another board where I'm a moderator, and some of the other mods want to ban an avatar photo showing a male nipple because of a "no nudity" rule.

What? How can you justify censorship of a male nipple?
monster • Feb 14, 2009 7:54 pm
Cloud;534508 wrote:
So you don't care? I find male nipples sooo sexy.

I was talking on another board where I'm a moderator, and some of the other mods want to ban an avatar photo showing a male nipple because of a "no nudity" rule.

What? How can you justify censorship of a male nipple?


Why would you want to be on board with a "no nudity" rule? :p
capnhowdy • Feb 14, 2009 8:59 pm
Ever wonder why a guy can show his and not be nude and a lady can't? I want equal rights for women in this moment. I mean right now. I need me some breastness.
It's kinda like if they made another bullshit 'rule' that all guys had to wear hats in public. I mean a nip is a nip. A head is a head. Men like 'em and women like 'em. So that's it.

Every body off with the tops. That's it. Thank you.
Shawnee123 • Feb 14, 2009 9:01 pm
I just saw a cookie quote:

"all I require of my body is that it carry around my head."

Thomas Alva Edison
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 14, 2009 9:04 pm
capnhowdy;534561 wrote:
Ever wonder why a guy can show his and not be nude and a lady can't?
In New York City they can.
capnhowdy • Feb 14, 2009 9:14 pm
...packs clothes and makes reservations...
Shawnee123 • Feb 14, 2009 9:21 pm
I have reservations as well. Such as, what are ou talking about Bruce?
Cloud • Feb 14, 2009 9:45 pm
monster;534535 wrote:
Why would you want to be on board with a "no nudity" rule? :p


not sure it makes sense to me either, esp. since it's only no nudity in avatars; nudity is acceptable, in context, in galleries and other areas, although "action shots" are deleted.

the whole thing gives me a headache
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 14, 2009 9:47 pm
Shawnee123;534581 wrote:
I have reservations as well. Such as, what are ou talking about Bruce?
It is legal for a woman (or man but who cares) to walk the streets of NYC, topless.
Shawnee123 • Feb 14, 2009 9:48 pm
Really? Well I'll be damned. Had no idea. How come more Sex and the City types don't, then?
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 14, 2009 9:50 pm
Because they are selfish. :haha:

Note I said legal, not safe.
Shawnee123 • Feb 14, 2009 9:51 pm
Selfish bitches.
Crimson Ghost • Feb 14, 2009 10:45 pm
Cloud;534508 wrote:
So you don't care? I find male nipples sooo sexy.

I was talking on another board where I'm a moderator, and some of the other mods want to ban an avatar photo showing a male nipple because of a "no nudity" rule.

What? How can you justify censorship of a male nipple?


There are other boards?
Shawnee123 • Feb 14, 2009 10:47 pm
pssst...only for the unfulfilled.
limey • Feb 15, 2009 5:21 am
Sundae Girl;533752 wrote:
My nipples would say, "Wow this is cool, we used to just look at straight ahead, but now we get to see the floor!"

...


:D
Cloud • Feb 15, 2009 11:17 am
only for those of us with diverse interests!

or would you guys rather I bore you all to tears with all my piercing posts?
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 15, 2009 2:59 pm
No problem, start a thread and post as many as you want... nobody is forced to read 'em if they aren't interested.
DanaC • Feb 15, 2009 3:02 pm
capnhowdy;534561 wrote:

Every body off with the tops. That's it. Thank you.


We used to call that going 'Tommy Tops Off' on the club scene. My brother was usually the first one to go Tommy Tops Off and be dancing on the speakers waving his t-shirt like a banner with one hand, and a bottle of poppers in the other; drenched in sweat with a big grin. Generally speaking this was a male habit....there weren't many Tanya Tops Off...
capnhowdy • Feb 15, 2009 4:23 pm
Well,there are exceptions to the boob rule here.
You gotta paste a baby's lips around the nipple. But only one at the time. Then pretend you thinks us mens ain't looking. Rinse, repeat.
toranokaze • Feb 22, 2009 12:15 pm
I'm not sorry about your nipples
Griff • Feb 22, 2009 12:31 pm
capnhowdy;534573 wrote:
...packs clothes and makes reservations...


Wait till Spring brother.
Stress Puppy • Feb 22, 2009 8:41 pm
Note: It's legal in the state of NY, not just NYC. Which is what let Jordan Matter make his book Uncovered
Cloud • Feb 23, 2009 12:00 am
ha! some of those pictures are pretty funny
TheMercenary • Feb 23, 2009 12:06 am
Stress Puppy;537702 wrote:
Note: It's legal in the state of NY, not just NYC. Which is what let Jordan Matter make his book Uncovered


Fun link, thanks.
capnhowdy • Feb 23, 2009 8:00 am
"It's twoo... it's twoo!"
floatingk • Apr 21, 2009 1:57 pm
Cloud;534508 wrote:

What? How can you justify censorship of a male nipple?


It doesnt even work properly....
lumberjim • Apr 21, 2009 4:32 pm
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