pouff!

I was wondering: if you drink a bottle of scotch, are you more likely to spontaneously combust?

No, scientific studies have proven that while Tequila will increase the risk of spontaneously combusting, Scotch will only increase the likelihood of waking up with a sheep. ;)

cite!

;)

I think this may call for an experiment with some first year undergrads...

I am a true blue scotch worshiper and while I've woken up with some really bad memories, I have, as of yet, to combust. Not that I recall.

Of course...I'll keep trying.

capnhowdy;532214 wrote:

I am a true blue scotch worshiper and while I've woken up with some really bad memories, I have, as of yet, to combust. Not that I recall.

Of course...I'll keep trying.

:sheep: ?

Science has yet to discover the reason for S.H.C.

In the interests of science, and to further the knowledge of man in this area, I am willing to put my life (and liver) to the test.

Bring unto me vast quantities of scotch.

First blue, then gold, then green, then black, then red.

All I ask for in return is a bottle of "Blue Label 1805". Or 1909 White Label.

xoxoxoBruce;532011 wrote:

No, scientific studies have proven that while Tequila wish increase the risk of spontaneously combusting, Scotch will only increase the likelihood of waking up with a sheep. ;)

That was good. :D