Woman Has Record Breaking Breasts at 38KKK
One of her breasts is larger than her head.
jeebus.
From her website:
Sheyla recently had another surgery and she's now sporting an incredible 38 triple KKK! (7000 cc). In december she's planning another surgery which will take her to 10.000! Watch this space...
As long as she keeps doing it gradually, it will be good exercise for her back muscles, right?
I like how they point out that she's "petite".
OF COURSE she's petite! Nothing grows in the shade!
She's got to be careful around pins.
:vomit:
I'm not normally one to post "Me Too!" but, Me Too!
I just looked at the galleries. :eek: I'm all about doing what you want to keep yourself happy, but this woman has some serious deeper issues.
Did she not stop and wonder WHY further enlargement was banned in her home country?
Poor, sad, deluded little girl.
Why... dear gawd would ANY one do that to themselves...
Just WANTING boobs that huge should be some kind of a record.
I wonder how they taste.
Just WANTING boobs that huge should be some kind of a record.
I wonder how they taste.
Lick some tupperware. Same thing. :D
She's just addicted to painkillers and hasn't figured out how to get a prescription without surgery.
I just looked at the galleries. :eek: I'm all about doing what you want to keep yourself happy, but this woman has some serious deeper issues.
Do you have the link to the galleries? I tried to find more photos of her, and failed :(
PS: ick. :headshake
At this point, the "38" is irrelevant.
eeeek
I shouldn't be mean, they've probably opened a lot of doors for her.
What a silly girl. They don't even look good.
Ugg. Her back ache will make her have them removed in less than 5 years.
At this point, the "38" is irrelevant.
eeeek
I shouldn't be mean, they've probably opened a lot of doors for her.
(snort) And windows...
maybe clear out a path in the woods...
Does she even fit through doors anymore?
One breast at a time. Sort of like moving a wing backed chair. :D
Do you have the link to the galleries? I tried to find more photos of her, and failed :(
Why? One was enough. (More than enough.)
KKK breasts? Does she have a white pointy bra?
KKK breasts? Does she have a white pointy bra?
"Where the white women at?"
With her center of gravity so high, I'll bet she falls on her face a lot.
No she just weebles...and bounces right back up
I thought that Guinness had started a policy of not taking records in stupidly dangerous categories? I might make allowances for naturally huge boobage, but this?
It's not attractive, it's just damn stupid.
As we were looking at this at work, I was wondering ... How much does it cost to have a bra custom made to corral those puppies? You can't just leave those things flop around. You could put someone's eye out. The male cow orker is a definite boob man, and he found them dificult to conceive.
I was also wondering what, if any, physical sensation you have, after an assortment of doctors have messed about with your plumbing and severed all those nerves?
If she went camping, she wouldn't need to bring a mattress.
One of those rare occasions where someone CHOOSES to be a freak.
One of those rare occasions where someone CHOOSES to be a freak.
That's really not all that rare.
This woman's particular methodology, yeah, rare, but overall, no.
Trust me on this.
Do you have the link to the galleries? I tried to find more photos of her, and failed :(
PS: ick. :headshake
I hate to give her even more press...but
here you go..
There is a video too, but it is in Brazilian. At least you can see her walking around with those things. And about 1/3 of the way through there are people poking them, lol.
I thought that Guinness had started a policy of not taking records in stupidly dangerous categories?
Not American, Brazialian. From her website:
Sheyla takes her craft seriously in that she has had over 18 plastic surgeries, mostly to her breast, but also her nose, lips and buttocks. She is currently at a breast size of KKK. For this, she has been awarded with the Brazilian equivalent of the Guinness Book of World records award.
Good to know she takes this seriously. I mean, what a waste if it was all just in fun.
Brings back memories of this song:
Boobs A Lot
By The Fugs
Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Down in the locker room,
Just three boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,
Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Well, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,
So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along
Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.
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I LOVE Rusty Warren! I have one of her albums in my iPod.
I wrote her an e-mail a little over a year ago and she actually answered it! She's retired and living in Hawaii.
I started thinking about her as soon as I saw the insane tit woman thread.
You know, this thread could have been titled
No Discipline of the Boobie VarietyI want to see this lady running. Out on a jog....I wonder if she has to duct tape them to exercise?
I doubt that she engages in much physical activity that involves standing.
Except for standing up afterwards.
I want to see this lady running. Out on a jog....I wonder if she has to duct tape them to exercise?
big boob tennis?
NSFW!
Thank goodness there are ladies that make my boobs look small! ;) What a nightmare! That's insane to pay for that torture!
I'm repulsed by fake tits in general, but the women who turn themselves into cartoons are seriously mentally and physically damaged. I highly doubt they nerves reach that far so she can't feel good when you touch them and might not feel anything. It's like surgically attaching a Volkswagen bug to your back.
It's not attractive (except to nutjobs), it's not healthy, it's not practical, and it's not anything to be proud of.
My wife, being from Southeast Asia, doesn't have very large breasts. A lot of Vietnamese women who come to America get breast enhancements to a C cup at the most. My wife asked me if she should get one. I told her she can only get breast implants if she gets them on her back. Otherwise, I'd divorce her.
I like my wife the way she is. If she gets breast implants, they aren't for me. She's looking to upgrade in the husband department.
I think enhanced breasts can be very well done or look like 2 melons mounted on a board. There are examples of some very fine work here on teh cellar. Personally, I prefer much smaller ones. What this woman did is just ridiculous.
I cannot say what the feel of the others is like, nor what the woman feels as I have zero experience with them. I think thats a personal choice. Only a woman with them could answer that.
I'm repulsed by fake tits in general, but the women who turn themselves into cartoons are seriously mentally and physically damaged. I highly doubt they nerves reach that far so she can't feel good when you touch them and might not feel anything. It's like surgically attaching a Volkswagen bug to your back.
It's not attractive (except to nutjobs), it's not healthy, it's not practical, and it's not anything to be proud of.
My wife, being from Southeast Asia, doesn't have very large breasts. A lot of Vietnamese women who come to America get breast enhancements to a C cup at the most. My wife asked me if she should get one. I told her she can only get breast implants if she gets them on her back. Otherwise, I'd divorce her.
I like my wife the way she is. If she gets breast implants, they aren't for me. She's looking to upgrade in the husband department.
If she can then she sure as hell should. Why the fuck would you expect her to settle for you, when apparently even you thinks its possible for her to upgrade?
Of course it's possible for her to upgrade. There are any number of wealthier men. Better looking men. Smarter men. More creative men. Younger men. etc...
If these are what she is interested in, she can easily find someone with more than me in each category.
Women get the best man their looks can get them. Some women try to upgrade their looks to upgrade their man. If she wants new tits, I'm certainly not going to pay for them, and I'm not stupid enough to stay with her and while she looks for another guy to sink her claws into.
I love my wife just the way she is and if she's not crazy, so does she. If she gets new tits, she's not getting them for me. If she's not getting them for me, she's getting them for someone else. I'm sickened by breast implants. I don't even like them in strippers. I'd take a natural A cup over a plastic D cup any day, so if my wife gets plastic tits, she's doing so in an effort to repulse me, and attract someone else. End of story.
What does all of that mean with respect to your daughter, though, radar? Even if you consider your wife disposable, what about your child?
While I accept that you are sickened by implants and therefore feel you have a say in your wife getting them, I don't think it follows that if she is not getting them for you, she is getting them for someone else. Unless that someone else is herself.
Two happily married women on this board have had implants - they are still married, just happier about themselves.
Okay - their husbands did not have the same aversion to surgery that you do - and I agree it is a big difference - but they did not get them as a pulling tool either.
If a person in a relationship deliberately does something that they know will disgust their partner, then the relationship is already on its last legs. But if a partner is unbending about something that might make the other person feel better about themself, then you have to question where the give and take is.
No she just weebles...and bounces right back up
Twin front airbags, a great safety innovation.
If she went camping, she wouldn't need to bring a mattress.
Neither would her boyfriend.
On the serious side she must have some major emotional and mental issues. I consider the surgeon guilty of malpractice. This is also a stupid and selfish waste of medical resources.
Oh and it isn't attractive.
Klan boobs?
Huh.
I thought that term only applied to men....
What does all of that mean with respect to your daughter, though, radar? Even if you consider your wife disposable, what about your child?
The laws of nature don't change for my daughter. When she grows up, she will get the best man that her looks can get her, unless she is gay and prefers women. The rules are different in this case.
I don't consider my wife to be "disposable". I love her just the way she is. That is the person I married. That is the deal I signed up for. If she gets plastic tits, she is saying she doesn't want to be with me anymore because I've been clear about how I feel in this matter.
Women get the best man their looks can get them. Some women try to upgrade their looks to upgrade their man. If she wants new tits, I'm certainly not going to pay for them, and I'm not stupid enough to stay with her and while she looks for another guy to sink her claws into.
emphasis mine
Radar...that's bullcrap.
Hey, guess what, women are as varied and diverse as the fish in the ocean. I'm a bit offended that you have rolled us all into your neat little category of vanity and selfishness.
The last freaking thing I care about in a man is looks, or even money, or a hawt car. Sure a cute guy is nice, but not everyone is so shallow, as you seem to think. Many of us graduated from high school a long time ago.
The first thing I would look for is a man who doesn't demean all women by treating us like vapid, gold-digging opportunists.
Sheesh, I thought you were an educated human being.
she will get the best man that her looks can get her
My
only asset is my looks, apparently.
Huh, I'm screwed.
(Why did I got to college, again? All those years trying so hard to be a good person? Wasted, all of 'em!)
It depends on what the definition of "best" is.
The laws of nature don't change for my daughter. When she grows up, she will get the best man that her looks can get her, unless she is gay and prefers women. The rules are different in this case.
I don't consider my wife to be "disposable". I love her just the way she is. That is the person I married. That is the deal I signed up for. If she gets plastic tits, she is saying she doesn't want to be with me anymore because I've been clear about how I feel in this matter.
I'm not asking what happens if your daughter gets implants, I was asking a deeper question ...
I mean what happens if your wife gets tired of your crap, and decides that the guy that will give her the plastic hooters is a much better catch, and off she goes
along with your daughter and your daughter is no longer a part of your life.
The last time you divorced there wasn't a child involved.
My only asset is my looks, apparently.
Huh, I'm screwed.
(Why did I got to college, again? All those years trying so hard to be a good person? Wasted, all of 'em!)
I didn't say looks are your only asset. I said that when women get men, they get the best man their looks can get them. It's great that you went to college. Great looking women don't have to go to college. They can get wealthy men to buy everything for them.
Your college education means nothing when it comes to getting a man. Most men could care less whether you've got a PhD or you work in McDonalds. If you look great and aren't a total bitch, they'll want to be with you. And the bitch thing is negotiable if you are hot enough.
I didn't say looks are your only asset. I said that when women get men, they get the best man their looks can get them. It's great that you went to college. Great looking women don't have to go to college. They can get wealthy men to buy everything for them.
Your college education means nothing when it comes to getting a man. Most men could care less whether you've got a PhD or you work in McDonalds. If you look great and aren't a total bitch, they'll want to be with you. And the bitch thing is negotiable if you are hot enough.
Oh. My. God. :headshake
[COLOR="Gray"]And just an aside: the phrase is "couldn't care less." If you "could care less" you care at least a little and you can go down from there. [/COLOR]
I'm not asking what happens if your daughter gets implants, I was asking a deeper question ...
I mean what happens if your wife gets tired of your crap, and decides that the guy that will give her the plastic hooters is a much better catch, and off she goes along with your daughter and your daughter is no longer a part of your life.
The last time you divorced there wasn't a child involved.
I'll kill my wife before I let her take my daughter from me. If she wants to leave, she leaves her daughter and me.
Oh. My. God. :headshake
I realize this is a tough pill for women to swallow. It's just the truth.
I'll kill my wife before I let her take my daughter from me. If she wants to leave, she leaves her daughter and me.
And you can cut out her breast implants a la OJ Simpson.
I realize this is a tough pill for women to swallow. It's just the truth.
That's YOUR (sick twisted and sexist) truth.
No. I won't pay for breast implants. If she gets them, someone else is paying for them. If she leaves, she can keep anything she wants other than our daughter.
All of this is moot though because my wife knows I love her just the way she is and she loves me too so she won't get implants.
Oh. My. God. :headshake
I have to add another Oh My God.
Bruce? 'Spode? Sarge?
All the funny, decent, intelligent, articulate men who have complimented me in the past?
Yeah. You thought I was the best you could get (because it works both ways).
I refuse to believe that crap.
Never met someone who was quite so open about their misogyny.
Damn, Radar, you are one fucked up dude.
(Let's make sure this gets published next time he runs for office, shall we?)
I'll kill my wife before I let her take my daughter from me. If she wants to leave, she leaves her daughter and me.
I had to quote this post for posterity I hope your wife never ends up dead because you are a self absorbed idiot. Suggestion; when you think about shooting someone else do us all a favor and turn the gun on yourself
first.
I'm not a misogynist by any means. I love and respect women and want true equality for them. I'm absolutely a feminist. Nothing I've said is fucked up or wrong. I just say what others are afraid to say. It's the simple truth. I'm not even the first guy to say these things.
And you don't have to worry about me running for office again. That was a one-time favor to the libertarian party. I'd have no problem publishing anything I've written though.
I had to quote this post for posterity I hope your wife never ends up dead because you are a self absorbed idiot. Suggestion; when you think about shooting someone else do us all a favor and turn the gun on yourself.
Not allowing someone to steal my daughter from me makes me a self-absorbed idiot? There are people at Mensa who would dispute the idiot part, and loving my daughter certainly doesn't make me self-absorbed.
I will never allow anyone to take my daughter away from me.
Idiot and socio psychopath with narcissistic tendencies
I feel I ought to say something supportive at this point, but I'm just speechless.
(Search for the "ladder theory" thread if you feel like more.)
I wonder how your daughter would feel reading that you want to kill her mother?
Idiot and socio psychopath with narcissistic tendencies
If you're talking about yourself you're wrong. You're a mental midget douchebag with a superiority complex. Being a retard is nothing you should be ashamed of it's how you were born. But thinking you're morally or intellectually superior to people who are smarter than you'll ever be....like me, is something you should be ashamed of.
If you're talking about yourself you're wrong. You're a mental midget douchebag with a superiority complex. Being a retard is nothing you should be ashamed of it's how you were born. But thinking you're morally or intellectually superior to people who are smarter than you'll ever be....like me, is something you should be ashamed of.
OH MY GAWD I have never wanted you more! Girls, where's my make-up bag?
I wonder how your daughter would feel reading that you want to kill her mother?
Who said I wanted to kill her mother? I didn't. I said I would kill my wife
(or anyone else for that matter) who tried to take my daughter away from me. That doesn't mean I "want" to kill her. I love my wife. I want the best for her. I want her to be happy, but not at the expense of my happiness.
I love my wife and my daughter, and I want my daughter to have a mother and a father in her life. But if she only has one, it will be a father. I am the one who takes care of her the most, who cleans her dirty diapers, who gives her baths, who plays with her, dresses her, etc.
Who teaches her about vanity and the importance of looking good to catch a good man...
If you're talking about yourself you're wrong. You're a mental midget douchebag with a superiority complex. Being a retard is nothing you should be ashamed of it's how you were born. But thinking you're morally or intellectually superior to people who are smarter than you'll ever be....like me, is something you should be ashamed of.
Your "superior intellect" beams through every post you make :rolleyes:
I want her to be happy, but not at the expense of my happiness.
I don't know what you feel towards your wife, but it isn't love.
I pity her.
Radar - read the responses from women and just go away and think for a while.
No-one here gets by on her looks. The few female posters who show their faces and/ or their bodies have been respected posters for a long time, and are invariably already attached.
To suggest that a man will only be attracted to a woman becaue of her looks is insulting to men.
To suggest that a woman is haggling like some Arabic trader for the best she can get based on her looks is insulting to women.
People fall in love.
Of course in Islam the ideal is that parents select the best possible match for the person and the family, and time and proximity provide love.
Women bring beauty and men connections.
But this hasn't been the case in Western society since Austin died.
Given the divorce statistics we might be wrong, but you try arranging a suitable marriage for Nina and see where it gets you.
As I said - this has gone beyond breast implants, where I understood your opinion.
Stop and think what you, as a father of an American girl, are saying.
I didn't say looks are your only asset. I said that when women get men, they get the best man their looks can get them. It's great that you went to college. Great looking women don't have to go to college. They can get wealthy men to buy everything for them.
Oh, I was going to ask for the definition of "the best man" but it appears the definition is "wealthiest".
Great looking women who get wealthy men to buy everything for them have a big pratfall at about age 35-40.
The women who have inner beauty remain outwardly beautiful to the men who see the inner beauty. See my Ann Coulter rant for how this works in reverse, how an outwardly beautiful person becomes ugly. Also, inner beauty (and inner ugliness) reflects on your outer looks by middle age. If you're a bitter person, it starts to show.
radar, do you say shit like that to inflame people deliberately? are you trolling?
how can you say what you've said and then say that you respect women?
Keep in mind that Radar does not live in the real world - he lives in Southern California, and works in the film industry.
The first thing I would look for is a man who doesn't demean all women by treating us like vapid, gold-digging opportunists.
Umm, Just for curiousity's sake, what's your position on men who treat women like intelligent, gold-digging opportunists?
Umm, Just for curiousity's sake, what's your position on men who treat women like intelligent, gold-digging opportunists?
On top. :lol:
Need help finding a solution for titties
I just gave one.
Sheesh...what a tough audience.
On top. :lol:
Forward or reverse?
Hell has frozen over - I'm speechless!
Great looking women who get wealthy men to buy everything for them have a big pratfall at about age 35-40.
The expiration date on most women's looks is at about age 30. That's why when they talk to their friends about the number of years they've spent with men, they say "I've invested 5 years with him"
radar, do you say shit like that to inflame people deliberately? are you trolling?
No, I'm not trolling. What I'm saying is the truth. It's the ugly truth that people generally don't say out loud...except for Tom Leykis.
how can you say what you've said and then say that you respect women?
Nothing I've said is disrespectful toward women or false.
How old's your wife?
Past her expiration date; especially for a Vietnamese woman. She's 32.
So she's kinda stuck with you?
Not really. She's with me because she wants to be. If she left me, she could probably get a guy who makes more money, is better looking, etc., but she probably won't find anyone with my wit, humor, linguistic ability, etc.
She'll never find anyone willing to put up with her aggression, attitude, and rudeness for as long as I have. She'll find it very difficult to find anyone who loves her as much as I do. I doubt there's any man on earth besides me who would have waited faithfully for her for 6 years as I did.
Past her expiration date; especially for a Vietnamese woman. She's 32.
I guess my life is over...if my husband gets sick of my shit, that is. Otherwise, I better be glad he puts up with my old haggi-ness. Heh.
She'll never find anyone willing to put up with her aggression, attitude, and rudeness for as long as I have.
So she's kinda stuck with you?
No, I'm not trolling. What I'm saying is the truth. It's the ugly truth that people generally don't say out loud...
I wouldn't say
truth, but often enough true that it's a stereotype. It's the converse of the midlife crisis (or suddenly rich) man who trades in his boring/fat/ugly/old starter wife on a hot blond and a sports car. Happens all the time...
I wouldn't say truth, but often enough true that it's a stereotype. It's the converse of the midlife crisis (or suddenly rich) man who trades in his boring/fat/ugly/old starter wife on a hot blond and a sports car. Happens all the time...
Exactly.
This makes me proud to be an American.
Nope Radar. You're completely fucked up and wrong. If it were true AT ALL, we of all people would not be afraid to admit, or acknowledge it. We are not a PC board. So it is you is wrong, completely.
So she's kinda stuck with you?
Radar, Why do you avoid this question?
Answer the goddam question.
And I gotta ask this: Since I'm not a "best guy", ie not rich or beautiful, are you saying my old lady is a substandard person?
Also killing someone is a hell of a lot harder that talking about it. Trust me. I've been there.
No, I'm not trolling. What I'm saying is the truth. It's the ugly truth that people generally don't say out loud...except for Tom Leykis.
Nothing I've said is disrespectful toward women or false.
Radar, FYI: you're about as capable of respect as you are of compassion, thanks to your narcissistic personality disorder. Everyone knows it but you. Now you do too. Not that you'll ever be honest enough to confess to the knowledge. And the harder you fight this truth, the better we know you have a personality disorder, to which you are an utter slave.
Nope Radar. You're completely fucked up and wrong. If it were true AT ALL, we of all people would not be afraid to admit, or acknowledge it. We are not a PC board. So it is you is wrong, completely.
What I'm saying is generally true. There are exceptions, but the overwhelming majority of cases are as I've stated. Any contradiction to what I've said only proves that the person doing the contradicting has a flimsy grasp of reality and a poor understanding of human nature.
Your "superior intellect" beams through every post you make :rolleyes:
As does your inferior intellect. The Grand Canyon like gap between our intellects has more to do with your inferiority than my superiority, though both are true.
Radar, FYI: you're about as capable of respect as you are of compassion, thanks to your narcissistic personality disorder. Everyone knows it but you. Now you do too. Not that you'll ever be honest enough to confess to the knowledge. And the harder you fight this truth, the better we know you have a personality disorder, to which you are an utter slave.
Mike, you are as capable of identifying personality orders
(other than the many you have) as you are of libertarian thought. That is to say you have ZERO such capacity. The more you deny the fact that you're a douchebag who knows nothing about libertarianism and that you're a hypocrite who is so psychologically damaged, he tries to label others with his own disorders, the sooner your custom fitted straight jacket will arrive.
Radar you are the very definition of an emotional and social retard. Its true! Its in the urban dictionary! :rolleyes: Besides that you have a need to have people despise you for public drama so here you go enjoy! :)
Radar, FYI: you're about as capable of respect as you are of compassion, thanks to your narcissistic personality disorder.
Pot. Kettle.
Glad I got a chance to introduce you guys! :rolleyes:
word: emotional retard
Definition: someone who cannot grasp concepts past the cro-magnum man stage
Example:"If my wife leaves me I will kill her," said the emotional retard
Pot-kettle: is there some kind of core meltdown when psychological projection is used both ways?
BTW Radar people that are intelligent do not feel the need to extrapolate but of course you would not know that, would you?
Pot-kettle: is there some kind of core meltdown when psychological projection is used both ways?
It's like the "I know you are but what am I?" defense used over and over.
It's the ugly truth that people generally don't say out loud...except for Tom Leykis.
That's especially funny, because Tom Leykis has openly admitted he doesn't believe a thing he says. He makes a living saying intentionally wild things to get people riled up. He used to be a conservative political commentator, in fact, extremely sharp--but the fact is that won't pay the bills anymore. So he created his current character so he didn't have to get out of the radio industry completely.
BTW Radar, people that are intelligent, do not feel the need to extrapolate, but of course you would not know that, would you?
BTW, Radar people that are intelligent, do not feel the need to extrapolate, but of course you would not know that, would you?
:haha:
BTW, Radar people that are intelligent, do not feel the need to extrapolate, but of course you would not know that, would you?
[COLOR="White"]bandwagon, I jumped it[/COLOR]
Huh? That's what I said. :confused:
[COLOR="White"]Read the white bits
They're usually the naughty bits anyway![/COLOR]
[COLOR="White"]Nevermind[/COLOR]
Pot-kettle: is there some kind of core meltdown when psychological projection is used both ways?
It's crossing the streams.
What I'm saying is generally true. There are exceptions, but the overwhelming majority of cases are as I've stated. Any contradiction to what I've said only proves that the person doing the contradicting has a flimsy grasp of reality and a poor understanding of human nature.
Nope, you're damn wrong again. I don't buy into that bullshit anymore than I believe black people in general like watermelon more than white people.
Mike, you are as capable of identifying personality orders (other than the many you have) as you are of libertarian thought. That is to say you have ZERO such capacity. The more you deny the fact that you're a douchebag who knows nothing about libertarianism and that you're a hypocrite who is so psychologically damaged, he tries to label others with his own disorders, the sooner your custom fitted straight jacket will arrive.
That's the best you can do? Take a hike, old son. You're determined to craft a reputation for being a schmuck, because schmuck is the state of being you want most. I have better ambitions than that, and am well on the way to fulfilling them. I give you the air. Your beliefs keep you a cripple; your personality largely prevents deep ratiocination. Mine do not and mine does not.
Pot. Kettle.
Glad I got a chance to introduce you guys! :rolleyes:
No, Pie; unlike Radar/Paul Ireland, I am very evidently not a narcissist. I do irritate the fuck out of those who are.
Dear Radar is altogether unduly struck with the significance of that bloated ego he drags around. I wouldn't give two cents for it; and I'm wise enough not to be overwhelmed with my own intellectual significance until I earn same.
I might be an egg timer.
You aren't an egg timer. You're an unAmerican asshole, a blithering idiot, and a boldfaced liar without any redeeming qualities.
My ego isn't bloated. It's appropriate and justified and regular sized. It isn't egotistic to say I'm smarter than an idiot like you. Virtually anyone could truthfully make that statement.
You aren't important enough to irritate me any more than a gnat buzzing around my ears.
Ohhhh I hate it when a gnat does that! Then they fly into your ear, your eye or mouth... Ugghhh : swat swat: just thinkin about 'em has me lookin around.
I have to admit that while Paul doesn't present it in the most palatable way, he does have a certain point.
Our Western (read: American) society has been ruthless in it's portrayal of beauty not as beautiful inside, but a flawless complected (sp?), mostly hairless, hourglass (emphasis on the big titties and ass), 4 pack abs, female figure. (Barbie.) That is the ideal, to which countless hours of airbursh and photoshop have been applied to attain for general consumption.
This woman is ignorant, has no self esteem, and is letting society dictate beauty to her, just like it does to millions of young girls in the Western (and more slowly, Eastern European) societies. She is shallow to do it.
To the men who are drooling over the huge tits: why? She can't feel you touching (pleasing) her, they don't feel real...they feel like fine grain beanbags. She will have breathing problems, and back pain (constant pain meds means she won't feel anything), she can't comfortably ride you. What part of that is sexy? When you're out of bed, then what? If she's got low self esteem enough to get 38KKKs, then she's extremely HIGH maintenance, and she will NOT be staying with you long. Not to mention how many men she's had before you, and will have after you.
Paul *is* smart, he just chooses against not being a dick about it most times. I respect you Paul, but damn, dood. You sure make it hard to like you.
For the record, I see NOTHING attractive about what that "woman" has done to her body.
I hate humongous breasts. ugh.
KKK breasts? Does she have a white pointy bra?
Yea, with just the nipples cut out. :D
Paul *is* smart, he just chooses against not being a dick about it most times. I respect you Paul, but damn, dood. You sure make it hard to like you.
I know certain people will never like me so it's a waste of time to try to make nice with them.
It's ok though. I like you enough for us both. :)
There are some really cool, intelligent, classy, charming, and witty people in the cellar. I love all of these people. Then there are the opposites of this gold standard like UG, Merc, Classic, etc. I make an active effort to piss these people off, and sometimes people get caught up in the crossfire.
Sheyla Hershey was denied further enhancement by Houston law. So she went elsewhere for her KKK breast enhancement.
Wait a minute. Texas has a tit limit???? That's the last place I'd expect.
Then there are the opposites of this gold standard like UG, Merc, Classic, etc. I make an active effort to piss these people off, and sometimes people get caught up in the crossfire.
WTF? I've been nice lately. I've even been trying to help you with your home issues. Geez, ya just can't be nice to some people.
Gee, I totally missed all this stuff with Radar cause I was bored with the idea of massive boobs.
It just goes to show that even the most ridiculous actions can create havoc.
And just to add my two cents worth in; I didn't even meet my husband till I was (apparently) past my prime (33) and he loved me anyway, and believe me, he could have had lots of women who're more beautiful, smarter, thinnner, wittier, but instead he got stuck with boring old me and according to him, he couldn't be happier.
So I'm wondering why he (husband) settled for me. Maybe there's something magnificent about myself that I don't see, because according to Radar, I've gotten someone spectacularly out of my class.
I'm going to have to ask him.
About Radars wife and implants, well undoubtedly her community thinks that American men like chicks with big boobs thanks to the media in general. It's nice that Radar can be honest enough with his wife to tell her that he doesn't need her to do that in order to keep him. It's just a shame that he has to go and ruin that lovely sentiment with all that other bullshit.
About Radars wife and implants, well undoubtedly her community thinks that American men like chicks with big boobs thanks to the media in general. It's nice that Radar can be honest enough with his wife to tell her that he doesn't need her to do that in order to keep him. It's just a shame that he has to go and ruin that lovely sentiment with all that other bullshit.
ha. she nailed it.
There are some really cool, intelligent, classy, charming, and witty people in the cellar. I love all of these people. Then there are the opposites of this gold standard like UG, Merc, Classic, etc. I make an active effort to piss these people off . . .
Spoken too exactly like a fifteen-year-old to persuade anyone that your emotional maturity wasn't forcibly arrested at about that age, and has been in close confinement ever since.
And actually, radar, you notwithstanding, it is we who are the gold standard -- we have the intellect not to be taken in by you, and the maturity not to act the perennial schmuck as you have insisted on doing in your past several posts. Our brilliance is measured in how we reject your sillier notions, and the whole Cellar, indeed much of the world, knows this. You cannot buffalo us, and you amuse us with your silly tries at it. Whatever we are, it isn't impressed.
I want to know who the etc's are. I'm laying odds on me being one of them.
The pair of you need your fucking heads knocking together, frankly.....
Wait a minute. Texas has a tit limit???? That's the last place I'd expect.
She went to Brazil for the additional additions, I believe. Brazil doesn't have an AMA standard against making jugs into railroad tank cars.
who me??? Or Radar and UG? lol
ooh that was my 7000th post... not worthy, i fear
Well go back and edit it quick...before your time runs out. lol
Yay, monster! [clappity clappy clap]
Ali, I'm sure it's me and Radar Monster has in mind for the cranial castanet trick. We're the ones with the shotguns and rock salt here.
Which is gonna play old Ned with the water softener in the basement...
who me??? Or Radar and UG? lol
yup radar and UG. I'd just knock your head agaianst a ..oh wait, was that a sparrow on the birdfeeder...?
against a what?...and no it wasn't a sparrow. It was a special secret service mechanical spy bird who's going to go and report this whole conversation to the 'boss'. Don't say you weren't warned.
Right.
...um...
...i just wanted to say that TheMercenary is a most excellent dude.
He has quite a fan club these days it would seem...
WTF? I've been nice lately. I've even been trying to help you with your home issues. Geez, ya just can't be nice to some people.
You have been nice, but you know I had to include you with them. ;)
Is that in another obscure part of the constitution?
He has quite a fan club these days it would seem...
...yesss....a fan club of one (at least, I'm sure)... but by all accounts, it's a big one....
...oh wait, there's sugarpop too.....
Well there's you (which I'm basing on your comment above), and certainly sugarpop. They were friends before. classic and he have a 'special' relationship, and of course there's me. I've made no secret of the fact that merc has been very kind to me.
So it's a pretty reasonable sized fan club for the cellar.
The expiration date on most women's looks is at about age 30.
*shakes head*
This woman is ignorant, has no self esteem, and is [COLOR="DarkOrchid"]letting society dictate beauty to her[/COLOR], just like it does to millions of young girls in the Western (and more slowly, Eastern European) societies.
Really? I think most of society is laughing at her for being stupid. She's doing this to get attention but I wonder is even she is fooled into thinking it makes her (more) beautiful?
Hey, it goes both ways. I've known gay guys who got CALF implants (no, you guys, like silicon implants in the backs of their lower legs) because they were, uh, calf-freaks, I guess.
Is this any more weird than the lady with the 14 kids? I think it's the same disease, different setting.
WTF? I've been nice lately. I've even been trying to help you with your home issues. Geez, ya just can't be nice to some people.
Yer wasting your 1 and 0's.
Hey, it goes both ways. I've known gay guys who got CALF implants (no, you guys, like silicon implants in the backs of their lower legs) because they were, uh, calf-freaks, I guess.
Is this any more weird than the lady with the 14 kids? I think it's the same disease, different setting.
Having some "experience" with guys that have had chest implants (hard as a rock, feels like skin over a manequin) and butt implants (feels like fucking someone through skin-covered double-doors.) I have to say STOP THE MADNESS!!!
(feels like fucking someone through skin-covered double-doors.)
:rotflol:
yeesh.. that's just.. wrong... she has a really pretty face too... heh.. too bad no one will ever notice
Besides being a waste, it's just stupid and disgusting.
Call me in 10 years when you're having discs in your back being replaced. Dumb b*tch. :headshake
No she just weebles...and bounces right back up
Weebles wobble but they dont fall down!!!
Lick some tupperware. Same thing. :D
Haha I agree completely!! Btw I'm new here and this is my first post :)
I would never want ta-ta's that huge! How does she sleep at night? I guess on her back or side although to the side could be uncomfortable. UGH!
Certainly not on her stomach.
Welcome to the Cellar, SeaSickSiren. :D
...There are some really cool, intelligent, classy, charming, and witty people in the cellar...
I'm willing to bet I'm one of those :D .
Wait a minute. Texas has a tit limit???? That's the last place I'd expect.
Since they pretty much caused the hole in the ozone layer with their level of Aquanet consumption, it's not surprising that they tried to cut back a bit by saving their natural silicon resources. Intel needed it more.
So that's what they mean by "silicon valley".
Even better if they include the final E, capn.
OK...
Sorry
SiliconE Valley.