Funny British Place Names

richlevy • Jan 24, 2009 11:01 pm
Ok, I admit that here in Pennsylvania, USA we have Intercourse, Bird in Hand, and Blue Ball. I still think the Brits went over the top.

Crapstone? Penistone? Wetwang? Crotch Crescent?

I wouldn't mind visiting Titty Ho or Slutshole Lane, though.;)

From here

In the scale of embarrassing place names, Crapstone ranks pretty high. But Britain is full of them. Some are mostly amusing, like Ugley, Essex; East Breast, in western Scotland; North Piddle, in Worcestershire; and Spanker Lane, in Derbyshire.
Others evoke images that may conflict with residents’ efforts to appear dignified when, for example, applying for jobs.
These include Crotch Crescent, Oxford; Titty Ho, Northamptonshire; Wetwang, East Yorkshire; Slutshole Lane, Norfolk; and Thong, Kent. And, in a country that delights in lavatory humor, particularly if the word “bottom” is involved, there is Pratts Bottom, in Kent, doubly cursed because “prat” is slang for buffoon.
“It’s pronounced ‘PENNIS-tun,’ ” Fiona Moran, manager of the Old Vicarage Hotel in Penistone, said over the telephone, rather sharply. When forced to spell her address for outsiders, she uses misdirection, separating the tricky section into two blameless parts: “p-e-n” — pause — “i-s-t-o-n-e.”
I immediately flashed on Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein. "That's Frahn-ken-steen".

It does sort of remind me of when Beaver College (now Arcadia) was an all-women's school.
wolf • Jan 24, 2009 11:10 pm
One of the rat lab profs at Arcadia keeps a taxidermed beaver on his desk, just in remembrance of the old days.
DanaC • Jan 25, 2009 6:54 am
There was a place in Bolton called 'Nob End'
There was also a stately home called Sod Hall (said fast it sounds like sod all).


My cousin lived in a village called Rawtenstall (pronounced rotten stall)

My bus goes past a 'Cock Shott Lane' on the way to uni....


If any more come to mind I'll try to recall.
monster • Jan 25, 2009 9:51 am
yebbut we have a Felch Street here in Ann Arbor.....

I learned to downhill ski in Rawtenstall. After a fashion, anyway.
monster • Jan 25, 2009 9:56 am
How about Chorlton-cum-Hardy?

F'real. It's near Manchester


Fagley and Lower Fagley
Ramsbottom

you know, it goes to show how brainwashed you can get... I'd never thought of penis - tone as that until now. Never occuured to me. Even in the article I read it as Pennis-ton. Never again....
footfootfoot • Jan 25, 2009 10:16 am
It's not really pink, it's more of a penis tone...
Scriveyn • Jan 25, 2009 11:20 am
These always crack me up:

Wallop and Wollop (between Salisbury and Winchester
Puddletown, Affpuddle, Piddlehinton, Piddletrenthide (nr. Dorchester)
limey • Jan 25, 2009 2:47 pm
Those Darrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzettttttt ones are fun! Not rude, but I found a Praze and Beeble in Cornwall ... [COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="5"](hallelujah!)[/SIZE][/COLOR]
CzinZumerzet • Jan 25, 2009 5:50 pm
Villages near here are Hell, and Velvet Bottom which sounds, .... smoochy somehow. 'Ooooh you've such a velvet bottie'.
TheMercenary • Jan 25, 2009 10:45 pm
Those are good Rich.
monster • Jan 25, 2009 11:33 pm
I just remembered Booby's bay in Cornwall. lovely, undulating, golden, wet...

.......sand :D
ZenGum • Jan 26, 2009 6:57 am
We have Dick Nob (in the Flinders Ranges) and Iron Nob in W.A.
DanaC • Jan 26, 2009 11:14 am
Update: I noticed for the first time that Cock Shott Lane has a junction with Dick Lane.
Sundae • Jan 26, 2009 11:20 am
Well fancy that!

It's not rude, but I have always been vastly amused by Blubberhouse (nr Leeds) since finding it on a map in my teens. I'm still smiling typing this.
DanaC • Nov 19, 2009 5:16 pm
I know my first response upon reading of these people's plight really shouldn't have been to laugh at the placename, but I'm afraid it was.

From the BBC news site:

BREAKING NEWS:Two hundred people being evacuated by helicopter after flooding in Cockermouth, Cumbria
limey • Nov 19, 2009 6:09 pm
I've been to Penistone, and Piddletrenthide, and Affpiddle ..., I'm sure we'ev all discussed Badger's Mount before, too ...
DanaC • Nov 19, 2009 6:10 pm
Not least with the badger.