Jan 13, 2009: Snail Caviar

xoxoxoBruce • Jan 13, 2009 2:26 am
caviar

SYLLABICATION: cav·i·ar
PRONUNCIATION: kv-är, käv-
VARIANT FORMS: also cav·i·are
NOUN: The roe of a large fish, especially sturgeon, that is salted, seasoned, and eaten as a delicacy or relish.

Move over Sturgeon, there's a new roe on the hors d'oeuvres... Snail Caviar.

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Caviar and snails – two of France’s most loved delicacies come together with the release of the first-of-its-kind snail caviar by De Jaeger, a snail farm specializing in this exotic delicacy.

Being the first in the world to produce snail caviar shell-less and unpasteurized, the farm - founded by two former snail farmers - spent nearly four years perfecting the production and harvesting process, resulting in tiny, smooth cream-colored pearls that reportedly burst on the tongue with subtle autumn and woody flavors.


[Euell Gibbons] Mmmm, autumn and woody flavors... reminds me of the taste of the bottom of the leaf mulch pile. [/Euell Gibbons]

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Scriveyn • Jan 13, 2009 4:18 am
Bit steep in price, but otherwise I'd be game to try, as I've eaten and liked snails.
SPUCK • Jan 13, 2009 5:09 am
Hope it tastes better than the original caviar.. (Think Tom Hanks in BIG.)

Stuff tastes like metal paste.
DanaC • Jan 13, 2009 5:12 am
*wrinkles up nose* doesnt appeal...
Trilby • Jan 13, 2009 5:28 am
Fail.
sweetwater • Jan 13, 2009 7:28 am
This must be the ultimate slow food. Not only is it eggs, but it's the as-yet unhatched eggs of a snail. You can have my share, all of it. Please.
Shawnee123 • Jan 13, 2009 8:32 am
THey look like bath beads, but probably don't smell very good. I wouldn't take a bath with them. Of course, I wouldn't eat bath beads, either.
spudcon • Jan 13, 2009 8:52 am
Snail eggs, eyeballs, still breathing fish flailed and cooked alive, I can't wait until Friday to see another cute fuzzy little critter that's more appealing to eat.
Sheldonrs • Jan 13, 2009 9:28 am
spudcon;521837 wrote:
... I can't wait until Friday to see another cute fuzzy little critter that's more appealing to eat.


Why wait:
Shawnee123 • Jan 13, 2009 10:19 am
Awwwww...let's cook him up!
Sheldonrs • Jan 13, 2009 10:27 am
Shawnee123;521859 wrote:
Awwwww...let's cook him up!


I prefer raw. ;)
Gravdigr • Jan 13, 2009 6:59 pm
I prefer chicken caviar.:D
Tree Fae • Jan 13, 2009 9:32 pm
Snails are kinda cute, but I pass on them so would pass on the eggs too and way to stupid of a price
richlevy • Jan 13, 2009 11:26 pm
Hmmm. Unpasteurized.

It should be noted that wild-caught land snails that are undercooked can harbor a parasite (Angiostrongylus cantonensis) that may cause a rare kind of meningitis.[14]


Pass.
spudcon • Jan 14, 2009 12:01 am
Also, beware of the giant carnivorous snail!
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 14, 2009 1:04 am
It should be noted that wild-caught land snails that are undercooked can harbor a parasite
But these aren't wild, they're raised in a private snail spa. :D
Gravdigr • Jan 15, 2009 12:54 am
Chicken caviar...Come on, that's funny as hell.:lol2:

Maybe ya hafta be stoned...:fumette:
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 15, 2009 1:08 am
Yes it was.
Gravdigr • Jan 16, 2009 11:04 am
See, that's all I'm looking for.
xoxoxoBruce • Jan 16, 2009 11:08 am
Sometimes just knowing that when future generations unearth a thread, they'll chuckle and think, that poster was a clever sob. ;)