Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop!

Radar • Jan 9, 2009 1:15 pm
Watch this in high quality if you can.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

[FONT=&quot]This may be one of the very best Onion Newscasts they've ever done.

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LabRat • Jan 9, 2009 1:23 pm
"virtually unbreakable, unless dropped or hit"

:lol:

The Onion Rox.

--Be sure to pause it to see what the autofill sentances actually are, for an extra hoot ;)
Radar • Jan 9, 2009 1:32 pm
I like these...

"I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple."

and

"Everything is just a few hundred clicks away"
Flint • Jan 9, 2009 2:36 pm
"Here at Apple, we like to think that we're giving customers features they don't even realize they want yet."

"I like how an email automatically says 'sent from a Macbook Wheel'...That way people know you have one."
Radar • Jan 9, 2009 2:38 pm
That second one made me laugh too. It's just like the iPhone. :)
Clodfobble • Jan 9, 2009 3:02 pm
Yabbut Blackberrys did it first.
Radar • Jan 9, 2009 3:03 pm
True dat
glatt • Jan 9, 2009 3:29 pm
I changed my Blackberry options so mine stopped saying that. Although it is good to have it on there so people will forgive your crappy typing.
Radar • Jan 9, 2009 3:58 pm
At least change it to say crackberry.