Kiss Up, 2009

TheMercenary • Jan 8, 2009 10:14 pm
Suck up now bitches.
Aliantha • Jan 8, 2009 10:34 pm
2008 was a good year for us. I have high hopes for 2009.
Sundae • Jan 9, 2009 2:14 pm
Ooooh, Merc - you're so handsome!
I love your bald head and Hogan moustaches.
I also love your political attitude, and the way you smack down anyone without your exact viewpoint.

Kisses!!!
Cicero • Jan 9, 2009 2:25 pm
2009- Hello, My name is Cicero and I look forward to meeting you! I have grand expectations and high hopes, as you seem to be a worthy endeavor for now.

Never before has a year seemed so attractive and inevitably suitable for me. 2009, from what I can tell, you are going to be my best! Thank you for showing up on time, though I am mentally late.

I look forward to seeing you in the days to come. Let's be friends, and I am glad you have been replaced as your predecessor was a big, trite, asshole that unfortunately was quite evil. Congratulations in your new position.

-Cicero

2009- did I mention how attractive and brilliant I find you?