Pardon My Picnic

Cicero • Jan 8, 2009 3:27 pm
Pardon my picnic. I need to cover your desk with a blanket and take out a bucket of fried chickcen, mashed potatoes with gravy, some macaroni, cornbread, and a nice red wine. I hope it won't bother you if I sit here on your desk and eat it. *taps on glass* Would you like some wine? *reaches into picnic basket for bottle opener*

Do pardon the picnic I am having as it won't take long. I need to have it right here to avoid ants.

Hey look it's my very first clone thread.:p
Shawnee123 • Jan 8, 2009 3:36 pm
I snorted out loud. :D
Cicero • Jan 8, 2009 4:16 pm
lol! Yes my humour is off the wall and a little edgy.

But don't you enjoy imagining me on your desk rfn having a picnic? One better: imagine the look on the faces of your co-workers. And your boss who happens to breeze by with what once was, a full cup of coffee. :)

Here's your potatos, and hurry, the natives look restless.
DanaC • Jan 8, 2009 4:20 pm
*chuckles* oh nicely done. I like that. That gave me a giggle.
lumberjim • Jan 8, 2009 4:20 pm
not only did i see you sitting on my desk....i SMELLED THE CHICKEN
glatt • Jan 8, 2009 4:23 pm
That was awesome Cic.
Shawnee123 • Jan 8, 2009 4:24 pm
Every time I read it I try not to laugh too hard...this struck me as hilarious!
Cicero • Jan 8, 2009 4:26 pm
That's funny jim, because I sat on your desk with a f'ing salad...In a hazmat suit. ;)
monster • Jan 8, 2009 9:28 pm
lumberjim;520149 wrote:
not only did i see you sitting on my desk....i SMELLED THE TUNA



twat!
Shawnee123 • Jan 9, 2009 8:23 am
Cic, I was driving home last night, the day running through my mind like it does (and that includes the Cellar) and I thought of this thread and laughed out loud for a couple minutes.

There was just something about this that really tickled me! :)
Cicero • Jan 9, 2009 3:57 pm
It's the clone thread that made all others, bannable offenses. Powerful stuff. ;)

Pardon My Picnic....... :)


Glad to amuse shaw...
Juniper • Jan 9, 2009 4:00 pm
::snort::

I'm glad I provided suitable inspiration for the clone. :D
where are the fnords • Jan 27, 2009 4:45 am
is there any food left?
Shawnee123 • Jan 27, 2009 8:35 am
And here I am giggling again. Thanks for the bump, WatF.

"Do pardon the picnic..."

Priceless.
zenarchist.swordsman • Jan 31, 2009 1:09 am
Ahahaha, this is excellent and witty. Would make a great poster with the appropriate pic.