What do you think about when you masturbate?

And don't say you don't masturbate, because I'll hit you, ya liar.

Isn't it great when stripper kind of looks like some girl you know from the office or something?

Well I'm really a prime number type, but I am trying to get a little kinky so recently I've been reciting the 4* table . and then the 6*. and then the 8*. but I usually end on a prime.

I usually think of Jimbo cause everyone knows I'm secretly in love with him.

You mean when I'm not thinking of xoxoxobruce, right?

Of course... if you thought of me, you'd turn on the TV or pick up a book, and forget about it.

lol...Not me. However...


Love my bruve....;)

Seriously... 75% think of their spouses???... are you kidding me?? Ok... maybe some of the time... but come on folks... fantasies are fantasies because they aren't real... that should in no way be an insult to your real life partner...

You mean to tell us that while you are up late looking at porn you are really thinking about your wife or husband??? Somehow I doubt that. Now you might think of them and the fact that they are conveniently in the other room and could be interested in some action, but I really don't think that some stripper/ porn star or even the hot little nimphette walking through the mall inspires visions of your spouses.

I personally like to think of Nivek Ogre. Ok sometimes Flint too... but mostly I like to imagine some absurd senerio like... we are teenagers and sneaking around or doing it in the tunnel to the canals by his mom's house, or he's a naughty doctor. Sometimes though, it really is just the hot penetration scene on the computer and has nothing at all to do with anyone I know.

I think it is kinda cute when Flint tells me about some fantasy he has about someone... at least he's honest... and human... and coming home to me with a nice hard cock...lol

Pooka;519489 wrote:

I personally like to think of Nivek Ogre.

Had to Google that one.

What do you think about when you masturbate?

"Was that a random creak in the floor, or did one of the kids decide to wake up?"

I think about ceiling cat and wonder if he is watching from some hidden spot. Hey did the eyes in that painting just move?

"Oh shit, Oh shit, I sure hope I gave my secretary enough roofies."

I try NOT to think of my mother hovering around me as an angel; or my cats watching me

depmats;519530 wrote:

"Oh shit, Oh shit, I sure hope I gave my secretary enough roofies."

You are a fucking asshole.

My secretary died of an overdose of roofies on 9/11. I hope you are happy, asshole.





(By the way, LMAO at yer line )

I think the real question is, who is it you're thinking of when you're doing your S.O. ?

"OMG, how much time till the kids get home?"

Dude !! You Didnt say any thing about the animal Kingdom !!!!!

that falls under the semi legal freaky stuff.

depends on the state and in some cases the critter involved

Fishin'?

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monster;519416 wrote:

Well I'm really a prime number type, but I am trying to get a little kinky so recently I've been reciting the 4* table . and then the 6*. and then the 8*. but I usually end on a prime.

6 works for me, or two 3's, 8 at pinch

I'm stuck ~2,200 miles from my girlfriend right now, so porn is the salve of the day. If I had dirty pictures of my girlfriend, no contest, I'd go for my lady.