Dweller NSFW pics for 2009 - get it all out there!!
This year, I resolve to get around to taking a nude picture of me with my truck, blotting out any references that might identify the company.
thanks for the warning Bri
This year, I resolve to get around to taking a nude picture of me with my truck, blotting out any references that might identify the company.
And what part of your anatomy should we expect to be blocking out the logo's?
So what are your plans classic? Exactly? :)
5 posts, not rude bits...you should all be ashamed!!
my new chest anchor. No, that's not a stick-on gem.
They got a new teller at my credit union who has a small and rather complex tattoo. It's top and a little off center of her ample cleavage. It'll take a few visits to figure out what it is because I get self-conscious staring at it. :o
it's a test! if people comment, I'll know they've been staring at my chest.
And it pleases you to no end, doesn't it. :haha:
well, no, not really the test part--I was just kidding about that. but the piercing, sure, I am pleased.
You need to anchor your chest? Where would it go without you?
LOL, I had to ask. Its lovely, the chest I do mean.
So whats the Ancor for besides attracting our eyes ???
Keeping her in port. What else. Sheeesssh, you want her to drift out to sea? :lol2:
So what are your plans classic? Exactly? :)
To stay out of this thread from now on. Not just a plan, thats a resolution.
You can find anything on the Internet. Here is YouTube for 'chest dermal anchor'. This is the most educational one. The other one only had an 'after' shot, but the girl had much more interesting cleavage;) (
KSXIHOsW4Wg).
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So where's the goods peoples? Where are the boobies and other naughty bits?
OUCH! that guy fumbled around quite a bit. Mine was much quicker! That poor girl is going to be bruised the next day.
At a FRAMING shop? I'm in the wrong line of work.
Thank you Nirvana, are you washing off germs? ;)
Nice , But Post a bigger pic !!
Oh and Less clothed !!
Can i post nekked pics???
Can i post nekked pics???
please do
Can i post nekked pics???
Only if you're prepared to deal with adulation and gratitude.;)
post nekked pics? Why not? EVeryone else does!
BTW, very nice breasteses.
post nekked pics? Why not? EVeryone else does!
BTW, very nice breasteses.
Thankies...now if i could just get this attachment thingy to work for me id show more...dagnabit
Send them to me at [email]Zippyt@gmail.com[/email]
for some reason I seem to be the Porn fence
a couple fun nudes :)
(please pardon the absence of makeup and the filthy hair)
Gorgeous images, wood nymph. Thanks for sharing them with us.
Shawnee......... jfc.
'scuse?
Forgot teh smiley..........;) Scuse.
Wood nymph looks strangely like her handle.....apt.
My comment came off bad, and it wasn't supposed to be bad, just funny... so I deleted.
Sorry folks. You know my smart-ass mouth and the trouble it causes. ;)
Yep. Gave me beautiful wood, too, Merc.
Very lovely wood*nymph! I wish I had the guts to take and post full body pics...oh well I don't. :P
We wish you did tooo...but you know what they say about wishes don't you?
a couple fun nudes :)
(please pardon the absence of makeup and the filthy hair)
I LIKE the absence of makeup. The hair is fine. and as for the rest ...
:eyeball: :eyeball:
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LOl! Zen is fianlly in love.....lol!
Very nice Wood... self portraits?
Very nice Wood... self portraits?
No. One of my dad's
best friends is a painter, we grew up with his work all around the house. When I started nude modeling eight years ago all I knew was that one day I'd want to model for him.
I've done a lot of sittings for him and even posed for a fiberglass statue (lie down and don't move for three hours while this ice cold plaster hardens on your body, yikes!). This was the first photo shoot I've done with him. He was working on a new collection of abstracted realism. Little paintings done realistically but with the model in such poses that the limbs look like they shouldn't be able to intersect at the angles they do...so he called up the most flexible model he knows :)
As for not having the guts to do it...nude modeling is truly something that ANYONE can do, seriously. When I started it was simply because it was the best paying job in town, I had NO self image to speak of and figured that if people wanted to pay to draw my body then what the hell, at least it would be worth something to somebody then. It didn't take long for me to realize some of the hidden truths of modeling, at least modeling for artists. Artists like variety, they like to draw people who look average rather than Kate Moss types. Artists, and eventually the models themselves, tend to forget that what they're drawing is a person and not just a bunch of lines, shapes and shadows that go together beautifully.
Sorry for being so long winded there. :) What I'm trying to say is that you don't have to have overwhelming confidence in order to do nude modeling. (Granted it helps when you're starting to have really poor eyesight so you can't see the artists looking at you :D ) Full body pics are just like anything else, the quickest way to get brave enough to do it is simply to go ahead and do it.
i remember hearing about a nude model that looked like santa.....he showed up one day with a piece of toilet paper stuck in his butt cheeks.
the artists didn know whether to include it in the renderings.
(please pardon the absence of makeup and the filthy hair)
Now that is really funny. :haha: Thanks for the pictures
and the laugh.
Thanks w*n!
beautiful wood.
Aye, beautiful knotty wood - now, as w*n has disentangled herself, we wait for naughty wood ;)
Boobs, Boobs, WHERE are the Boobs??
.
oak.
Ebony, polished to a high sheen.
Very lovely wood*nymph! I wish I had the guts to take and post full body pics...oh well I don't. :P
You may not have the guts, but you are *more* than worthy of such pics and the display thereof. Sheesh.
.
which dwellar is that then? you? :eek:
:rolleyes:
That's no dwellar lady...They all know how to handle their gunz!
That was emergency boobs to keep wr4981ef or whatever from completely spazzin'.
emergency boobs...snort! :lol:
That was emergency boobs to keep wr4981ef or whatever from completely spazzin'.
is there a number to dial for emergency boobs?
158-008-7355
[COLOR="White"]ISBOOBLESS upsidedown...[/COLOR]
LOL...the old calculator trick!!!!
When I turn that upside down I get sselboobsi. Ssel boobsi?
That's flip horizontal rather than flip vertical, I get that confused all the time too.
Oh balls. Way to screw up my own joke. :rolleyes:
I'll leave the funnies to the professionals in the future :D
what's ball-less on a calculator?
Punch LINE PLEASE!
Talk about thread drift.....
Yes. Definately conduct unbecoming.
so, to get back on track, posterior auditions for the posterior of the cellar 2009 calendar are open for approx 12 more hours, so let's see those buns..... :D
Well, *that's* a pic that must have a story behind it...I mean ass of it...um...errr...
Tell us about that pic, Cherry.
God dang! I love ladies big rumps.
w00t!!!1
I know what goes great with cherries...
::grabs a can of whipcream::
Bravo Sundae!! Great pic....who took it? ;)
I saw StevieD was the last poster...I was hopeful....
I did it myself on timer :(
Hence using the sofa as a prop, to make sure I was at the right angle.
Even if it does look like it is eating me...!
SG - I'd volunteer to be your photographer
Even if it does look like it is eating me...!
Lucky couch. :blush:
Lucky couch. :blush:
:lol2:
Thanks SG! :hugnkiss:
And here is Mr Frosty, to show his approval of all the Dwellar's NSFW pictures...
lol...does Mr Frosty have doritos as features? :)
Not his best "feature".:headshake
lol...does Mr Frosty have doritos as features? :)
Nah, chips of carrot - I was trying to be as authentic as possible, but on a smaller scale. Sadly, all we had in the fridge was SLICED CARROTS otherwise he would have been a little larger and with a carroty wang :)
That snowman has a very large belly button. ;)
Very nice job SG.... but he looks like he's doing the "slow jerk"...
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That's cuz if he goes too fast, he'll start his little arms on fire and melt the thing right off!!! :eek:
I came in here to see a new NSFW of Lab. wtf? ;)
That was hilarious, jinx! Swordfight!
about time someone post real NSFW again!
Oh my, thank you. That looks like such a soft and comfy place to rest my weary head. :notworthy
Yum. I know who that is. Warms my heart, and parts South as well.
And the white lace... so innocent.
I'm sure that spot is fine. You don't need to have it checked out.
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....unless you want me to.....
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:p :p :p :p :p
lol...so you'll post your arse but not your face?
I have a frontal. Full. But I need some competition. I'll post my frontal soon.
Damn. I thought this was groundbreaking as shy as the rest of the male Dwellars go.
Sorry...I forgot to say, "Nice arse!" ;)
are you a red head Cap?:blush:
no. all my siblings are tho. I'm quite Irish.
YAY!!
Nice Arse Capn, Im lookin' forward to the frontal :D
Wooooweeee! Cap'n you are a very trim figure of a man!
Me two weeks ago.
My underwear doesn't fit.
It will.
This time, I offer no apology and no explanation.
Please bear in mind this is as hard for me as posting the pic in the first place ;)
I'll post again when I've lost a stone (and I hope this is next week).
And you are beautiful, Sundae. Your smile is a great start for my morning.
Everyone has so much nicer underwear than I do. I don't even bother making the top and bottom match!
Everyone has so much nicer underwear than I do. I don't even bother making the top and bottom match!
Yeah. Mine are all cotton! I wonder...
anyway---love your white Irish arse, capn'!!! and SG is beautiful as always!
I'm envious. You are all so bright and shiny!!
Woohoo for the new pics!
capn'-you have some balls! Go for the full frontal!
SG-You have no need to apologize or explain, you are wonderful! I wish you all the luck in your weight loss goals though because that will make you feel healthy, happy and even more wonderful. *kisses*
I'll do the frontal as soon as some male dwellars at least post their asses..... or maybe sooner. You know me.
yeh - a little too well to be honest :eek:
I cant BELEVE we dont have this thread going for this Year yet !!!
So , Here we go !!!!
And With Permission
I merged the thread zippyt started with this thread, at his request, and deleted the other posts that wouldn't make sense after the merge. No pictures were deleted.
@ zippyt, OMG.:eek:
No wonder you've got that shit-eatin' grin going all the time.
Zippy, wonderful. Beautiful. Stunning. Thanks.
Like I said, Zipp you are by far the world's greatest porn fence.
Um...wow.
Second set is...Choco?
I love the first pic of Tiki... it's look almost historic.
Wow!
Very nice "Indian Princess" pose for Tiki (is it Tiki?) If she doesn't already have a cool Indian name she really deserves one.
How about, "Squawbraveswouldsacrificeleftnutfor". :blush:
for the record
i expect to be here
in a good few hours
when, for the first time
i am both 18...
and sober.
How about, "Squawbraveswouldsacrificeleftnutfor". :blush:
How about Princess Morning Wood.;)
BTW, Happy Birthday Ibram.:celebrat:
BBTW, How can you tell when a guy's getting old?
When he goes from morning wood to mourning wood.;)
Second set is...Choco?
Nope! Not me.
Very nice pics, though. :) Woohoo!
ladies and gentlemen...
without any further ado...
i present to you...
in the last five minutes of my 18th birthday...
teasing.
Yay Ibs!
Making up some of the male/ female balance in this thread.
So, we've had the teaser... I assume next is the traler and then the main feature?
Now THERE is a happy trail I'd hike anytime!
And how apropriate you celebrate your birthday in that suit. ;-)
I love it when youngsters can't WAIT to get into the biz! :)
looking good, Ibby!
Wow Ibby, nice teaser and Happy Birthday :D
Congratz on the college acceptance too.
If only I were poetic Ibs, I would come up with a great compliment. I'm not so all I can think of is: Yea, you're sexy!
WARNING!
Posting your ass on this thread can lead to a month long threadkill.
But then again......maybe not.
Update of me on my diet.
Taken about 5 minutes ago.
You look great, SG.:thumb::corn:
*grins* lookin good shug.
If I were straight, this is where I'd say "YUMMY" but since I'm not, I'll just say [SIZE="3"]girls have cooties[/SIZE]. :-)
Very NICE! You're looking great - gives me incentive!! Good for you, Sundae!
Fantastic! Good work...you're a fox!
Boobies!
That reminds me. Tony never did get that motorboat emoticon installed.:(
SG, just gotta say again how awesome you look! You totally rock!
Way to go SG!! Sensational!!
--nice job matching the panties and hair, too ;)
bitch.
you have better abs than me.
bitch.
Update of me on my diet.
Taken about 5 minutes ago.
Put up your hands, I've got a stickup. :blush:
Woohoo! I love that radiant smile.
Y'know if the before and after pictures in those diet commercials were taken like this, they wouldn't be so annoying.:rolleyes:
Woohoo! I love that radiant smile.
Wait, she was smiling? Darn, next time I'll either start from the top down or make it past those amazing tits.:p
If the only thing Chocolatl noticed was SG's admittedly lovely smile, we can assume that Chocolatl is not gay.;)
Well, the BOOBIES! comment had already been made, so I thought I'd comment on one of SG's many other wonderful features. ;)
Well, the BOOBIES! comment had already been made, so I thought I'd comment on one of SG's many other wonderful features. ;)
Ok then. You're back in the 'might be gay' column.;)
I love how her panties match her hair! :D
<3 SG *swoon*
I'll have to take a picture of my backside in them - they're ruffled!
Oh my god... she said "ruffled".
You know that makes me @$&*#%~.
This one is safe for work, but thought I'd best put it where I mentioned the ruffles in the first place.
My backside is not my best naked feature by any means, but I'm not ashamed of it.
So inviting. Great looking skin too.
I guess it depends on where you work, but I would have a hard time explaining that one as SFW.
Very nice ass. It reminds me of Rene Z. in Bridget Jones.
BTW, in a similar movie vein, when I saw the strawberry tattoo I flashed on the Caine Mutiny.:3_eyes:
I didn't know you had a tattoo....CUUUUTEE!!
At some point in my life, I'm going to have to come over and meet you. MUST.
That's not a tattoo. That's a strawberry birthmark!
Only George Carlin (RIP) could tell us for sure if that pic was NSFW.
SG, do that panties leave an imprint on your arse when you've been sitting on it for a while? I've had undies with fancy work that do that. lol
In fact, I thought I was hot shit in a pair of them at one stage, and then found that they 'left their mark', some time after they'd already been removed by...well...not me anyway. Quite funny really, to look at your arse and realize it's been unintentionally decorated.
BTW, I really like those ones though. Can they be ordered online by any chance?
Added texture for better grip.
BTW, I really like those ones though. Can they be ordered online by any chance?
No... Chance don't wear no ladies unmentionables.
They're quite comfortable though...
Thats more than we needed to know
Ali, they're Ann Summers, from a couple of winters ago. Quite a few, given that I bought them with the expectation that they would be appreciated.
Still, can't moan - they've been seen by more people than I ever expected now!
Thanks SG. I've just looked up the website. They've got some cool stuff on there. :)
Hah. Our boy Ib is growing into a man. :sniff:
Hah. Our boy Ib is growing into a man. :sniff:
I'm still hoping that I'm one of the men he grows into. ;)
So you're saying you don't swallow?
I don't even participate.
I call dibs on Ib!
You can have Ibs dibs. I want the other side.
I don't even participate.
From either side?!
Not in Sheldon's world.
pssssttttt.... call me......
I'm still hoping that I'm one of the men he grows into. ;)
I just choked on my coffee.
for a Friend
Yee haw!
Thanks for sharing... that's a really fantastic gift. Well done.
Wow. Did you take the picture, zip?
for a Friend
Bullshit.
A
real friend would have bent over more.
What?
What did I say?
looooove those boots!
are they part of a costume....or does she own them?
looooove those boots!
Well, there's still 3 shopping days until Mother's Day.
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for a Friend
Whats a nice girl like that, doing in boots like those? ;)
I appreciate the willingness of that person to post herdamn near perfect image on his site. In my opinion, she has achieved playboy quality hotness. I'm sure it takes a LOT of effort.
that's not fucking easy, bub.
i just hope you progress to penthouse,.... then hustler type pics for us.
huzzah!
I appreciate the willingness of that person to post herdamn near perfect image on his site. In my opinion, she has achieved playboy quality hotness. I'm sure it takes a LOT of effort.
that's not fucking easy, bub.
i just hope you progress to penthouse,.... then hustler type pics for us.
huzzah!
I'm hoping for a progression to PlayGIRL status! HIZZah!!! :D
for a Friend
[FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"]Wowza!![/SIZE][/FONT]
Could you ask yer friend where I might find a pair of those for myself? Both the boots
and those freaking perfect breasts...:yum:
ETA: Thank you very much for sharing!! If that's not inspiration to take my fitness routine to the next level, I don't know what is...
*Those* boots were made for fuckin'.
*Those* boots were made for fuckin'.
Wouldn't the heals hurt?
Wouldn't the heals hurt?
That's heels, Sheldon.;)
NOTE: There are no holes on the heels.:headshake
...oh.... I see now. Yep. Prolly hurt something awful.:eek:
Zippy, I don't go fixing truck scales on my day off. I mean WTF?
Well there Fottz , Mr Photog , show us some NSFW Pics !!
Wouldn't the heals hurt?
They keep the spurs from falling off. ;)
Not sure I want to post now.
Still- she wasn't actually a Dwellar, and that makes me feel a little less like I'm competing.
Anyway.
Not a great photo simply because Dad's moved the furniture in the spare room slightly, so I had to change the camera angle, making the shot much more busy. It still works as a record however, which is what it's intended to be. If anyone wants to come over and take arty shots of me in the buff they're welcome!
Am pleased to say that the bra now fits! But of course putting it on again means I look like I've gained weight. Never mind, I know I haven't. I'll take the next pic around about my birthday (July 1 in case you're wondering!) so there should be some contrast.
Sundae - you are getting sooooo skinny!
Again, you're an inspiration and a lovely woman.
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You're doing great there, kiddo.
Someone buy that girl a whip
...black hair would work better for that look too imo ;)
Oh and take care of that skin please. may your next bargain purchase be sunblock.
I'm not burned!
I always use a high SPF - I have to!
It's just being a redhead in all but hair colour, I go pink in the sun. What you see there is a healthy outdoors non-burned pink. With freckles. My version of brown.
Oh, Oh black, or very deep purple wuold look great!
Cherry you are looking awesome. My God it's like watching someone shrink in stop-go animation in here ;P
Keep it up honey. I honestly can't remember the last time I was this impressed by someone.
I can see why you aren't ashamed of your backside, VERY VERY NICE!!
I'm not burned!
I always use a high SPF - I have to!
It's just being a redhead in all but hair colour, I go pink in the sun. What you see there is a healthy outdoors non-burned pink. With freckles. My version of brown.
yes, I know. and that's quite enough for this year. I speak as someone with similar skin who has already had a few pre-cancerous patches dealt with. Pale suits you, anyway ;) ...it's the new black....
I'm with Monnie on this one. Careful honey.
I have no room to talk really. I rarely remember sunblock even when it's scorching outside. Then again, I tend to cover up dresswise and don't sunbathe (ever). Not because of the cancer thing...just because i fucking hate sunbathing. I just don't get it. It's uncomfortably warm and gives me a headache. It is only bearable if reading a book...at which point it becomes quickly apparent that it would be more comfortable to just go and read the book in my nice cool living room....
Ha ha! I bet you thought that you'd find a new picture. Sucker!:p
I went for a different look this time - trying out the boots that while not totally new, are certinly only just starting to fit. It just takes me 10 minutes to get them on...
And a proper one for comparison.
February to June:
Fanfuckentastic Sundae!!!
I love that first photo, you look amazing and I totally love those boots.
Amazing.
Oh wow! those boots are frikkin amazing!
Looking good honey. Looking really good.
You've come a long way, baby!
Your legs are looking really shapely.
SG. Dem boots were made for walking!
holy hell. nice work, chick.
keep it up....cuz i know i am.
I want some boots like those. I need some boots like those!
Nice going SG, the difference is amazing!
Wow! You can tell that walking is a big part of your exercise regimen, because those legs are not just lighter, the muscles are visibly better toned. I can only imagine that your booty has had a similar shapening. :)
I am so monumentally impressed with what you've achieved Sundae. God I wish I had willpower like that.
You really can see the difference in your legs. You can see the difference all over but the muscle tone is great. I am truly impressed with what you've accomplished.
I spent a good portion of yesterday afternoon trying to articulate something besides "Wow!" to post in this thread, and so far have come up empty.
Wow, SG.
The difference is dramatic, and it has been inspiring and motivating to watch your progress. I've been dragging myself out for extra walks, lately, thinking of what a difference it's made for you. (Of course, then I am faced with the fact that you get to romp around the English countryside while I am in 94F/34.4C Florida, but that's another story.)
A million congratulations and best of luck as you continue on!
I took these pics for Big Sarge, given that he's posted overseas and all. But it turns out he hasn't received them, and I admit my parents' printer is awful, so it's not a huge loss.
I have his email address now, so will be supporting your troops that way.
Just seemed a shame to let these go to waste.
You can see how old they are from my hair colour.
This corset was too big so I got rid of it and ordered one in a smaller size. Blimey - it's SO SMALL! When it fits me I'll be so proud I'll probably go to the supermarket in it. But I promise I'll show you first.
Oh and I know these are very much amateur hour, but I had a letter I wanted to get in the post!
I want to know what you're planning for the hoola hoops. :D
[Monty Python] Do you waaan...do you...waaaan...go my place...make bouncy bouncy? [/Monty Python]
Wow !!! Looken GREAT SG !!!
Keep it up, there, kiddo.
Sundae, those photos are truly fabulous.
Ohhhhh.....looking good there, SG. :D
Well after a long hiatus, someone finally takes the plunge. It is good to see people on here are still having sex. Sometimes I wonder.
That is the greatest "reason for editing" reason yet.
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Gray"]haggis[/COLOR][/SIZE]
here I was thinking Flint got his wang out
What, you never saw my wang?
No, I think LJ kept all the copies for himself
Flint's wang is dead to me
Perhaps you just need to replace the motherboard...
/obscure?
Big Sarge is at attention!
Flint's wang is dead to me
Weird. It sits up and begs for me.
:D
Flints wang tells ME I'm racist.
I thought Flint's wang was killed on 9/11 (you insensitive bastard.)
Here are some comparison shots.
this is one of me from just after divorce #1, 1991
This is after the birth of my second cub, 1993 (same skirt!)
This is 1999, just prior to my second divorce:
This is 2002ish, after the third divorce:
2003 before the fourth marriage.
and
and that's all the "sexified" pics I have.
on a good note, I've lost 15 pounds in 4 months so far, just doing low carb. Maybe we'll get some more of these when I hit my goal, eh?
Perhaps you just need to replace the motherboard...
/obscure?
Nope.
OC is a naughty vixen.
and, bless you, jinx. hopefully I am not alone in my female nerdness for the simpsons.
Awwww fuck! That was going to be funny.
I have a new student named Dong Wang. [COLOR="Wheat"]Stifled haggis.[/COLOR]
You can always tell the pics are good when photobucket censors them.
..or did you have change of heart, OC?
Nothing new, but some things are just so nice, you love them over and over and over...
No, I didn't take them down on purpose, but I organized my photobucket on Friday morning. I was going to come back and fix the links, but then a fight broke out in another thread, and that person tried to bring shit to other threads, including this one. It made me rethink my stance on what I post.
I thought we (as a group) were better people than that, but I was wrong, and I don't want to deal with the negative stuff that people may post about me/my body just because they are ..well.. whatever. It was really hard for me to post them in the first place, but that whole incident just soured me on the deal.
If you really want to see them, pm me and I'll send you the links.
I have a new student named Dong Wang. [COLOR="Wheat"]Stifled haggis.[/COLOR]
Previously I worked with a Chinese secretary who chose to call herself Fanny. Her husband was called Dong Dong.
Nothin new
In memory of John Hughes?
(Pretty in Pink)
Previously I worked with a Chinese secretary who chose to call herself Fanny. Her husband was called Dong Dong.
I used to work for a chinese couple. The husbands name was Kim and the wife's name was Oy. It was a supermarket and I was a checkout chick. It sounded pretty funny when I called out, "Oy, can I have a price check please".
Doesn't beat one of the people who applied at my office a while back - Fanny Fun Lin.
No, I didn't take them down on purpose, but I organized my photobucket on Friday morning. I was going to come back and fix the links, but then a fight broke out in another thread, and that person tried to bring shit to other threads, including this one. It made me rethink my stance on what I post.
I thought we (as a group) were better people than that, but I was wrong, and I don't want to deal with the negative stuff that people may post about me/my body just because they are ..well.. whatever. It was really hard for me to post them in the first place, but that whole incident just soured me on the deal.
If you really want to see them, pm me and I'll send you the links.
Welcome to The Cellar. :mad:
lol yeah, well, I joined up in 2003, and have been in and out since then, so I "know" most the posters here. Usually we weed out the "bad" people and the people who stick around (and are accepted as one of the group) are genuinely good people with a different viewpoint.
I don't know. It makes me sad. There was a spontaneity here for me that's gone now. I used to feel free to just post whatever I was thinking, no matter how confused or weird or wrong I may be. I would experience the group sending messages of understanding, or direction, or sympathy, or even a good ass kicking if I came off too harsh, or totally made an ass of myself. Now I'm hesitant to post at all, and if I do, I'm watching every word for tone and shit. It's not fun here anymore.
And I know that one situation shouldn't sour me on the whole deal, but I just don't feel like I have any backup on this. If I wanted to be alone, I wouldn't come here in the first place.
OC, Here are my responses
compassionate : Sorry you feel that way. It was in my reading the exchange, a simple misunderstanding.
Direction: Try again.
Smpathy: Sorry you two went at it. Neither of you should have to deal with that.
Ass Kickin: Suck it up ya Nancy.
I actually think both of you got bent over nothing, but my opinion is worth as much as you paid to read it - zippo!
Intellectually, I'm right there with you.
Emotionally, not quite ready yet.
lol yeah, well, I joined up in 2003, and have been in and out since then, so I "know" most the posters here. Usually we weed out the "bad" people and the people who stick around (and are accepted as one of the group) are genuinely good people with a different viewpoint.
I don't know. It makes me sad. There was a spontaneity here for me that's gone now. I used to feel free to just post whatever I was thinking, no matter how confused or weird or wrong I may be. I would experience the group sending messages of understanding, or direction, or sympathy, or even a good ass kicking if I came off too harsh, or totally made an ass of myself. Now I'm hesitant to post at all, and if I do, I'm watching every word for tone and shit. It's not fun here anymore.
And I know that one situation shouldn't sour me on the whole deal, but I just don't feel like I have any backup on this. If I wanted to be alone, I wouldn't come here in the first place.
I fully understand. I share many of your sentiments.
OC, don't be put off. There are plenty of people around here who're interested in what you've got to say. Maybe the other poster was just having a bad day or something. These things happen sometimes.
Remember, just because you trip once doesn't mean you should stop walking. ;)
*hug* Merc and Ali
I wrote this big old long thing, a thought process, really, but what it comes down to is:
If I can fix the links, I will. If not, I'll put them on my domain and link that in a few minutes.
ETA:
Fuck it. Not worth all the damn drama anyways.
Sorry for going mental.
Just do what is good for you, OC. We love you anyway.
OC - as far as I'm aware, only one poster has ever brought personal issues into the NSFW thread, and even those weren't actually directed at a person.
This thread is pretty musch sacrosanct.
Even me, the queen of non-confrontation, will call people out it they start raising issues here.
If you really want to see them, pm me and I'll send you the links.
Nah, I actually thought that Photobucket had taken them down. It's happened before, although now that I think about it, there was some kind of 'service violation' message.
Sorry to hear that you're getting static in another thread. We've all had those days. I always give people a couple of free passes before I write them off. I have never used the ignore feature in this incarnation of the Cellar, but I have been tempted.
Anyway, I hope the rest of your Cellar experience this week is more pleasant.
Have a flower. :flower:
Soooo, Im hoping its a tad windy tonite....and the lips are primed.
(Girls are out too, but I dont have time to resize)
Im off, have fun guys :)
(Girls are out too, but I dont have time to resize)
WTF!!: :sniff:
I thought we (as a group) were better people than that, but I was wrong, and I don't want to deal with the negative stuff that people may post about me/my body just because they are ..well.. whatever.
If by "whatever" you mean: a jealous, attention whoring, rank ass ho...I agree with your sentiments. lol!
Seriously though Onyx...People here will do that now and they aren't above it. It's a new cellar trend. I hate it when people get shitty in this thread but to tell the truth, they do. This thread was ruined long ago for me because of people and their snyde comments. It might just be a thing of the past, but we shall see.
Ducks:
Report back on how many men and lesbians you gave a heart attack. Holy Moly. Watch out! Here she comes! I hear sirens.
Really, snide comments? I must have been busy licking the screen and they went over my head. :confused:
what bruce said. apart from the licking the screen thing.
Oh Ducks you cheeky thing you.
Oh Ducks you cheeky thing you.
...butt very well presented.
Monster...really?? you dont lick your screen when you see my pics?
Man, Ive been posting all these pics for you and...now I find out they were for nuttin'?
With Persistence peering over my shoulder, all I can say is thats a lovely green dress.
(Girls are out too, but I dont have time to resize)
Resize the picture or the boobs?:p
Ducks I think you just broke Bruce's heart:)
He doesnt like big boobs, Dana, so I dont think he's THAT heartbroken :p
Nah Rich, they can stay that size, just life an inch or so
Oh, btw, DucksNuts, you totally gave me such a semi.
Hey Flint - you have the cutest arse!
I'd squeeze that.
Youre kinda muscly-er that I expected you to be :)
I have decided your hot.
NOW I recognize you Flint! But you told me your name was Howard at the bath house.
Nice ass flint. completely hetero statement of course.
Wow, uh, thanks... dude. I have a setup in my garage I can do sqauts with (racking an ez-curl bar on the "dips" handles of a power station).
lol. did you get a little squirmy with the compliment Flint?
I wasn't sure how to take that, coming from you. I didn't expect you to say something like that.
well, you know me - i always try to keep my posts inoffensive and predictable. either that or i like to make people have wtf??? moments. take your pick.
Yes, I was skeeved, exactly as you guys predicted...just not in the way you thought it would happen.
lol. did you get a little spermy with the compliment Flint?
Fixed it for ya.
It's a very nice ass. But there's something missing. Me. ;)
Flint is quite the hottie... I have a hard time keeping my hands off that... of course... translate that into the butt of a not quite 2 year old (Flint Jr... aka Flintsy) and there you have it... the absolute cutest hiney in the world...
It's a very nice ass. But there's something missing. Me. ;)
:lol2: :sheep:
[QUOTE=Pooka;593541]Flint is quite the hottie... I have a hard time keeping my hands off that... of course... translate that into the butt of a not quite 2 year old (Flint Jr... aka Flintsy) and there you have it... the absolute cutest hiney in the world...[/QUOTE
Ohhh, I hear ya Pooka, 4yr old has the most squeezable perfect shaped butt I have seen. Its just adorable.
Not my best angle.
Shame, because of my extensive vomit-a-thon I weigh less than I have in a very long time. I'll have to try and get a better one, before I eat a dry cracker and put it all back on instantly.
Looking cool, SG! :thumb:
lol! Flint manages to look dressed even while naked. lol! Hot buns!
Love the glasses SG! lol. Nice uuummm...touch...;)
Keep up the good work there, kid.
SG, you are always a breath of fresh air and a ray of sunshine to me.
I like how the slightest hint of minky is showing from the panties. :-)
Lookin shapely SG!
...and so is flint! Yum.
Flint: Deamn! That is one nice arse! Would you mind my asking how are you? If you're between 35-45 yrs old, please let me know what is your workout routine to obtain that arse! I want to look like that! :lol:
Sundae Girl: Looking good! Btw, you always have nice underwear. ;)
Jinx: Nice abs, girl!
I would wreck that.
You tried twice. That is one hot momma.
Flint: Deamn! That is one nice arse! Would you mind my asking how are you? If you're between 35-45 yrs old, please let me know what is your workout routine to obtain that arse! I want to look like that! :lol:
Don't you realize how irresponsible it would be of me to recommend a training regimen without having accurate documentation, i.e. photographic evidence, of the baseline gluteal conditions we have to work with?
I just realized I had a bunch of typos. Blah! I was tired this morning. Whatever happened to the edit button? :eyebrow:
Flint: No photographic evidence needed. Here's an accurate image: take two rolls, sorta like Hartz's rolls, then sit on them. Put them above the thighs. Wide, flat, and blend down with the thighs....:right: Basically, I have a secretary spread butt. :nuts: You can't pay me enough to post a pix of that! :headshake Now, when my butt looks like yours, I may reconsider. :D
If I can post my butt in this thread anybody can.
Anyone have any neat Halloween costumes?
I'm going as a french maid...
I took these under the table at the halloween party last night. Not hard to figure out which one is me.:eek:
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If I can post my butt in this thread anybody can.
How did I miss this post? Anyways, your butt wasn't bad at all! Actually, I thought you were much younger when I only saw your backside. :p Hmmm.....that remark could be taken either way, so take it as a compliment because that was what I meant. :D
Thank you, Tulip. I was gonna do a full frontal till my Mom and Sis got wind of it.
I may still do it once I'm sure the dust has settled.
Couldn't get timer figured out on my camera, so it's not the posed affair I'd intended....but....it's me :P
Nice fishnets Cap ;)
:p IBBY!
Dana I want to be gay :blush:
BooYahhhh Dana !!!
Iknew you would be showen yer ass Sooner or Later Ibby !!
Cap , No Comment !!
we ought to rename this thread The Beautiful and the Brave!
I think it shows the level of trust there is. I have never in my life posted a pic like that! Not evah, and I've been mucking about teh interwebz for a very long time.
[eta] Ibby you're so damn hot it should be illegal lol.
Wow Dana, love the bow!
I always pictured you as an older matronly type English woman. I've never been so happy to be wrong.;)
BTW, was it cold or were you just glad to see us?:D
Wow Dana really? You were the last! I can't believe it!! Holy Shit! What a fascinating new development. This could have been a thread of it's own. I blame it all on jinx. I only did it because jinx and lab did. :) Now you Dana?
A W E S O M E ;)
Hey the cellar is awesome. Did I say how much I like you guys? lol!
Go Dana! We already knew you were hot. Confirmed! :)
Wow Dana, absolutely, erection inducing, lovely... thank you. Love your knickers too.;)
Capn: Your mom and sis go to this forum too?? :eek: Otherwise how would they know? :confused:
Dana: Great body! I'm jealous. :p
Dana: I am now absolutely, positively IN LOVE. Dayum.
Tulip: My sis saw it on my puter and knows another dwellar well. (She won't tell me who it is). As for Mom... that's my sister's JOB to tell mom everyfuckingthing.
(Mom shuffling around the house, where sis lives, too)........
"I raised my chillin' better'n at! Why ain't no son 'o mine...."
Wow Dana, absolutely, erection inducing, lovely... thank you. Love your knickers too.;)
Knickers and knockers!
Aw Dana - I've met you in person. We never got that intimate but there's only so much hard and sweaty house clearance you can do without being aware of someone else's body. You know I admire your frame. In awe for that and that you exposed yourself to us (except a ho like me woul dbe walking down the High Street in two stickers and a fanny pelmet if I had your figure) ;)
[COLOR="White"]PS chapel hat pegs![/COLOR]
Cap'n - not completely explicit, but damn good fun - thank you.
You do know Anonymous is a viable usertitle don't you ;) Go on.... go on.
Ibs. Tcha. I don't go for the younger man and have never really been an arse fan. But blimey. Is there a picture of you in the bi dictionary under Fucking Sexy Butt? There should be.
One more, for good measure.
Tip - tip the camera down to catch the tip...
Not NSFW otherwise :)
Appreciated though
Dana and Ibz! O.M.G. Sexiness overload...I don't know which one to stare at first...
Dana, you didn't return the camera with that pic still on it, did you? :eek:
*grins*
Photos are on the HDSD card which is not in the camera :P
Thanks for the lovely comments guys:)
Outstanding, Dana.
Absolutely outstanding.
Congrats Dana, absolutely beautiful.
Dana, you sexy rascal. Wow.
That does it, I'm joining the revolution. :D
Oh you boys. You say the nicest things:)
Yeah, but if you knew what we were thinking...
You'd never stop slapping us.
:sings: So--lidarity for ever!
So, Dana, about that body politic...
Yeah, but if you knew what we were thinking...
You'd never stop slapping us.
I'm more afraid of her poking my eyes out with those...but it would be worth it.:cool:
Yeah, but if you knew what we were thinking...
You'd never stop slapping us.
The very fine comedian Larry Miller.
@ Zengum: the body politic has much bigger tits than I do :P
But not nearly as nice. :yum:
@ Zengum: the body politic has much bigger tits than I do :P
Big means NOTHING. It's fineness that count. And Babe.... you got it.:)
That's a really lovely thing to say Capn. The fact that it comes from a guy with a fine ass just makes it all the sweeter:P
I am sincere. And thank you so much for not calling me a dipshit. You truly are one classy lady, Dana.
Cap'n is right. That's one of the finest pair of petite cones I've ever seen.
YEAH......they gave me an El Pole
Beautiful pics, Dana and Ib!
And Dana, your choice of underwear fashion is fabulous.
Like the pics Ibby. I would be most honored to bang you like a gong anytime. :-)
(bet you all thought I'd be rude and vulgar, huh?)
Nope. I came into this thread hoping to see your wang.
One more for good measure.
Fuck me!
Not literally - too young.
But can I say, from an aesthetic point of view? Nice cock.
Good lord. Is it Christmas already?
I'd like to echo what Sundae said: far too young. very nice cock.
[eta] actually, nice stance overall. From that angle, your face (with that soulful, slightly distracted, distant look) reminds me a little of a very young Nick Cave.
One more for good measure.
And speaking of measure... WOW!!!
hehehe
WOW Ibz!
:yum:
[COLOR="White"](I'm too overcome to think of a witty remark or comment) [/COLOR]
:blush:
Nice pic sir.
And I don't buy that 'too young' bit from Dana or SG. They're each just saying that to throw the other one off the scent. Right now one or both of them are on their way to Heathrow at this very moment.;)
The very fine comedian Larry Miller.
"But I don't know nobody named Ruby!"
Miller is a class act, all the way.
Met the man once, very briefly.
Seemed very nice.
And speaking of measure... WOW!!!
See, all those years of yanking on it, paid off. ;)
In news just to hand, authorities at Bennington College are expressing concern at the substandard performance of many students recently.
"They all seem to be distracted by something" the Dean of Students said "and we're still trying to figure out what, but it must be something pretty impressive."
Someone's got a future in porn.....
Someone's got a future in porn.....
He's also got a future in Sheldon. ;)
Wow. Go Cloud.
(That looks sexy and yet unbelievably painful).
well, it's certainly not painful now . . .
I like those big balls!
Absolutely beautiful Cloud! I always liked the big ball on the barbells because you could get them in any gauge and then add any size you wanted. Great work. I would love to see a front shot. Thanks for sharing what you have.
ow! my ears!
;)
You pierced them too, didn't ya. :lol:
I like those big balls!
You know, I had to read all posts over and over and looked at the picture many times before I understood it. When Cloud said "big balls," I mistook that for testicles. :blush: I was so confused. :p :lol:
I'm glad I wasn't the only one! It wasn't until Cloud referenced posting a boob in another thread that I realized what I was looking at.
that's because I'm subtle. better to tease and flash, than let it all hang out.
crusin my pics; can't remember if I posted this one here. another teaser:
But, but, but... butt. :guinea:
Hmmm....that's a nice picture. Makes me want to see more. :D
That's a right shapely hip curve, there. Nice tat as well.
So that means we've traded tits for tat.:rolleyes:
From a Friend
Fantastic arms. I believe that dwellar spends some hours in the gym. Thanks for sharing.
and just when do we get zippyt pics.....
Damn! I'm not one for underskirt-style shots, but the artsy ones can really get my attention. That is some fine photography right there.
Fantastic arms. I believe that dwellar spends some hours in the gym. Thanks for sharing.
Now that you mention it, those biceps do look familiar.
Per request
Fantastic arms. I believe that dwellar spends some hours in the gym. Thanks for sharing.
I was thinking the same! Nice arms! And from the look of it, she has nice flat abs too! :thumb: Btw, is Lookout a male or female? I thought Lookout is a man but now he/she complimented on a woman's arm while looking at a shower picture.....hmmm. :p
He's male. He's also a thorough, attention to detail, kind of guy.
Ahhh....okie doke. Oh, I remember now. Lookout complimented Flint's nice gluteus maximus. :D
this one looks just fine as it was taken...but this effect is really cool too:
I agree. That photo is fine.
subject matter is key
Oh don't be modest, there are obviously mad skillz involved. The water looks really cool...
And thanks y'all :blush:
If I looked like that I would be all over the internet by now...Yelling...That's me! That's me!! lol!
We have such awesome looking dwellars...
If I looked like that I would be all over the internet by now...Yelling...That's me! That's me!! lol!
And making money at it.
The term MILF comes to mind. :yum:
Oh wait, I wasn't suggesting that Cicero or Jinx should be prostitutes. Those are two separate thoughts.
With the effects that shot reminds me a little of a Klimt painting.
I would so have to frame it if that was me lol.
Maybe he could do your picture. ;)
Maybe he could do your picture. ;)
that's what I was thinking ...
With the effects that shot reminds me a little of a Klimt painting.
I would so have to frame it if that was me lol.
Do you have irfanview? Under image>effects>effects browser is 3 different metallic effects. They are fun to play with.
When do you get your camera back?
So, the pix that Zippy posted is the same person as LJ posted? Sigh....so pretty. I want that body. :thepain2: (Ehem...I mean I want to have that body, in case I'm saying it wrong. :p) Dangit, I need to workout more. :rolleyes: :D
The artsy pic shows some pretty damn cool skills LJ, but the subject matter sure makes it easy, doesn't it? Looking good.
So, the pix that Zippy posted is the same person as LJ posted?
Yeah, I pretty much figured it out when I saw her arms. That woman could probably bench press LJ. I wasn't going to say anything because I didn't want to jinx it.:p
So, are all or most of the female pictures that Zippy posted members? I just thought they were his female friends. :p So, if a female wants to post her NSFW pix up and stay anonymous, she can trust Zippy and send her pix to him for posting? (Is there a thinking smilie? :D)
They ARE My Friends !!!
And the standing Rule is if you ever want the Pic Down Just email or Pm , and POOF !! Its gone ,
I am Verry discreet about Who is Who ,
Any Ladys Intrested PM me
I'm trying to think of a way to adapt zip's porn fence role to every day life.
you can also post using the anonymous account, tulip
I'm trying to think of a way to adapt zip's porn fence role to every day life.
Not unless he runs for Congress.;)
They ARE My Friends !!!
And the standing Rule is if you ever want the Pic Down Just email or Pm , and POOF !! Its gone ,
I am Verry discreet about Who is Who ,
Any Ladys Intrested PM me
Well, I call my ebuddies friends too, but I was thinking more along the line of your friends IRL. Forgot that you're married. :p Keep thinking you're some stud who has pretty female friends coming over and willing to let you take all these pictures. :nuts:
you can also post using the anonymous account, tulip
Thanks, Monster. Good to know. :)
Anyways, I was just wondering. Don't have any pictures to share yet. :frog:
many of us are friends irl too....the cellar is a beautiful place
...and Zippeh is a stud......
many of us are friends irl too....the cellar is a beautiful place
That is right, I forgot. :p And I've always thought Zippy as a real cutie, but not a stud. Hmm...I think I got to take a good look again. ;)
That is right, I forgot. :p And I've always thought Zippy as a real cutie, but not a stud. Hmm...I think I got to take a good look again. ;)
well the stud bit sometimes gets lost in a photo....
I just browsed this thread for the first time since July. OMG!!!! I think I'm going to plaster the area around my bunk with cellar nudie pics.
I just browsed this thread for the first time since July. OMG!!!! I think I'm going to plaster the area around my bunk with cellar nudie pics.
If you decide to include Ibram's, we won't ask and you won't tell.
Oh, I bet you'll plaster the area...
You heard him ladies, it's for the troops. :ggw:
I won't ever post a pic of mine again after I saw Ibby. Also, ya'll know I'm only interested in these pics for their artistic expression. I'm highly offended you would even think I have carnal thoughts about the women on this site.....Ok you are right about the 'plastering". I even have a pic of SG in the red bustier on my desk.
~~ I'm highly offended you would even think I have carnal thoughts about the women on this site.....!~~
:sniff: How disappointing.
I make up for whatever Sarge lacks in overt lust for our Dwellarettes.
I even have a pic of SG in the red bustier on my desk.
So SG's pic is being ogled every day by dozens of soldiers? What do you tell them when they ask "Who's that fine looking woman?"
