7/29/2002: Navel fluff collection

Undertoad • Jul 29, 2002 11:06 am

Only days after the toenail collection guy comes the navel fluff collection guy. This gent appears to have two decades' worth.

"Over the last 18 years my navel has accumulated an average of 3.03 milligrams of fluff each day, with little variation between one day and the next. Weighing such small quantities with any accuracy requires a large sample collected over a long period, and I doubt that many people have done this, so its not known whether the volume of fluff generated by my navel is any indication of what is normal."

Again, friends, let your freak flag fly.

Griff • Jul 29, 2002 11:52 am

Does the Army have a fluff collector as well?

warch • Jul 29, 2002 3:12 pm

Profile: The navel is a slightly puckered and serrated innie. He is 33-37, divorced, white, with a passion for flannel and precision Dremel tools.

And • Jul 29, 2002 4:15 pm

y'know, this is almost worse than coprophilia... :eek:

xant • Jul 30, 2002 11:05 am

I like that he has them cleared labeled with the date and the words "navel fluff". So he doesn't confuse them with his collection of dust bunnies, I assume.

blase • Jul 30, 2002 2:37 pm

He needs to stop wearing cotton. No more navel fluff.

elSicomoro • Jul 30, 2002 2:40 pm

Originally posted by xant
I like that he has them cleared labeled with the date and the words "navel fluff". So he doesn't confuse them with his collection of dust bunnies, I assume.

Or so he doesn't confuse it with his collection of ass lint.

Vegeta • Jul 31, 2002 5:59 pm

A collector of fluff, huh? With over two jars' worth, I guess that would make him quite a fluffer. :rolleyes:

Griff • Jul 31, 2002 6:16 pm

or a fluffer nutter

Angelus • Jul 31, 2002 10:48 pm

What gets me is the different colors. Almost as if he decided to wear only red shirts for a couple months, then switched to another color.

Then again, I already know more about this guy than I really want to...

jaguar • Aug 1, 2002 1:41 am

My theory is all the picking meant it was bleeding. I hope noone was eating diner.

Undertoad • Aug 1, 2002 10:27 am

It could just be that the older stuff has faded?

warch • Aug 1, 2002 12:29 pm

In this longitudinal study, color patterns, strata, appear. He undoubtably has his favorite shirt, his "golden boy" as it were. The change in color occurs when another garment rises to the coveted status in his laundry/wardrobe rotation. There is much to learn.