Riddle

Rexmons • Dec 26, 2008 1:13 pm
I read this somewhere and thought it was interesting so I figure I'll share with the class:

A woman's mother dies and at the funeral she sees a man she is instantly attracted to. She begins talking with him and falls in love with the man right then and there. Unexpectedly, he leaves before the woman can get his name or any contact information. A few days later the woman kills her own sister. Why?


First correct answer wins 100,000 shares of Bear Stearns stock!
tw. • Dec 26, 2008 1:44 pm
This thread is classic of how mental midgets also know that light bulbs are destroyed by powering on and that Saddam had WMDs. Not one number provided. So as the sister has attended the same funeral? According to the logic already posted, these events are related?

No wonder 70% of Americans knew Saddam had WMDs - also proven by ignoring numbers. No wonder everyone 'knows' powering on a light bulb off and on causes bulb failure. No wonder so many knew that conveyor belt underneath an airplance affected its takeoff.

Based upon numbers posted, a responsible poster could not even speculate an answer.
tw • Dec 26, 2008 2:27 pm
Again tw. does not get it. Topeka.
Undertoad • Dec 26, 2008 3:29 pm
The sister killed her mom.
bluecuracao • Dec 26, 2008 4:38 pm
She's a nutjob who thinks the man will show up at her sister's funeral.
lumberjim • Dec 26, 2008 4:41 pm
Undertoad;516754 wrote:
The sister killed her mom.


WHA WHA WHAAAT!? WHY!? DO TELL!
classicman • Dec 26, 2008 5:28 pm
He was really her sister dressed as a man.
Rexmons • Dec 27, 2008 12:31 am
sorry for the delayed response,

Blue got it. I read this was one of several questions they give to "psychopaths" to determine just how crazy they are. Supposedly crazy people tend to get this easily. Blue, I'm hoping you've heard it before...
monster • Dec 27, 2008 12:35 am
Sounds more like a standard police response....
wolf • Dec 27, 2008 1:17 am
I figure who the psychopaths are based on how creeped out I feel during the interview.

You can't question them to figure it out, because they know the "right" answers to the questions.
bluecuracao • Dec 27, 2008 1:19 am
Oh great, I've been outed.
Flint • Dec 27, 2008 1:22 am
You're not outed on The Cellar until you whip your titties out.
bluecuracao • Dec 27, 2008 1:45 am
Well, that's not going to happen of course. Thanks for ruining my insanity mystique moment, FLINT.
TheMercenary • Dec 27, 2008 11:07 am
tw.;516742 wrote:
This thread is classic of how mental midgets also know that light bulbs are destroyed by powering on and that Saddam had WMDs. Not one number provided. So as the sister has attended the same funeral? According to the logic already posted, these events are related?

No wonder 70% of Americans knew Saddam had WMDs - also proven by ignoring numbers. No wonder everyone 'knows' powering on a light bulb off and on causes bulb failure. No wonder so many knew that conveyor belt underneath an airplance affected its takeoff.

Based upon numbers posted, a responsible poster could not even speculate an answer.

:lol2: talk about mental midgets. Ted "tw" Kaczynski wins the red balloon. :D