Do you save your shit fart?

If you've got to go "number two" really bad, and you've got some gas coming out while you're on the way to the bathroom, do you hold it back--retaining that extra pressue to help propel a more complete and natural bowel movement?

Oh hell yes. What satisfaction! AR rules!

No, I hold it out of fear that it will start an uncontrollable chain reaction.

Shush.

sometimes i save one to crop dust my buddies with.