Did you throw up a little in your mouth when you found that abandoned tv dinner?
Or did I misunderstand completely, and this is like the old time recipes of putting you food on your exhaust manifold as you drive to your picnic site so it's nice an hot when you get there.
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Can't be his old lady, the boobs are way too small...
she has blond hair too...the 'your' in this comic is universal. any of us would be startled by that discovery.
I should hope.
damn...i should have made the door green, and the carpet beige.
And moved a bit to the left so we could see the guy she was blowing. That's why you'll never be a director of porn films LJ. Sorry to burst your bubble.
I thought he was saying "!?!?!?," and she was responding, "your old lady."
i was trying to stay within the parameters of flint's example. perhaps i should have used arrow ends.
and foot.....you just have to use your imagination. ...oh, right,..you obviously already have. let's just say he's in the midst of switching places with the third guy.....?
That wouldn't happen if you quit repeating the term "your old lady". Am I right, or am I really f'ing right? :)
In the universal sense of course.....
you don't like the term 'ole lady', toots?
No I guess I was under some false presumptions about people that use that term.
I thought that term was used by people that spent their last 6 dollars on a 6 can of Milwaukee's Best, after digging their Ford out of the mud. After a long day of watching the rodeo on tv because no one has a job, but still get to live in their trailer because it was paid off by their poor dead mom 10 years prior, and has been unkept since that time.
Not that there is anything wrong with that, just a false presumption about the term. ;)
You're right, that guy is a fucking moron if he is paying roughly three times what a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best usually costs (which is still about twice what it's worth.)
What can I say, the town is so poor and the local businesses gouge their customers, not only that, the gas it takes to get to a distrubutor that doesn't gouge in the big city.
Let's not over-think the term usage tho'. :)
you'll never be anybody's ole lady if you keep yappin.
Don't make him tell you twice.
The only old lady in my life is my Mum.
I'd be pretty shocked if my Dad had that much of a better tan than her.
Also that they'd changed their bedroom carpet.
you don't like the term 'ole lady', toots?
Toots? Isn't that a bit sexist? Show some sensitivity, most broads prefer being called "sugar butt."
Really? I didn't know it had changed. I thought I was safe so long as I didn't call them Ho's. Bitches sensitive feelings are hard to get a handle on.