i pronounce 'pwned' poned, too.
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(smoothie, or whatever)

Having once dipped into a Teach Yourself: Welsh book, I tend to say "pooned." In Welsh, W is a vowel.
The proper pronunciation of "pwned" is rhyming with "owned" since
it is a derivation of "owned". If you say "pooned" you have, in fact, pwned yourself.
Mmmmmmmmm...corn bread.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm :yum:
Well, Toad, I'd say that depends on what languages you know -- or have a nodding acquaintance with. Yes, it is "a derivation of 'owned'" -- but I'm tellin' ya, nothing mutates as fast as a vowel. Except flu viruses.
Merc: PWNTANG.