Christmas presents for white type people

lumberjim • Dec 9, 2008 11:18 pm
so......what do the honkies want this year? plaid pants? golf balls? Eddie Bauer gift cards?

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=18831
Big Sarge • Dec 10, 2008 12:10 am
I'm wishing for the AFA burning cross to proudly display in my yard (if I had a yard). Maybe Santa will bring me a white hooded prayer robe to go with it.
wolf • Dec 10, 2008 2:51 am
I could use some No Remorse CDs.

Maybe a new copy of The Turner Diaries. I think I misplaced mine in the move.
Aliantha • Dec 10, 2008 2:59 am
For Christmas, I want it to be March.
NoBoxes • Dec 10, 2008 6:13 am
[COLOR="White"]Well Lj, I must say it's very considerate of you to think about us "white type" people this holiday season. What many of us white types would really like for Christmas is a glow in the dark white type option in the forums and chat rooms we visit. Another welcome option would be selectable background colors to contrast the white type in our posts. Other swell gifts would include a keyboard with white letters and/or a white mouse. Of course, we white type people are a small minority and these gifts may be hard to find (supply and demand you know). Still, it's the thought that counts; so, if non-white type people would petition website administrators (like UT) to provide the aforementioned posting options it could become a wonderful life for those of us dreaming of a white type Christmas![/COLOR]
Griff • Dec 10, 2008 6:26 am
Habitat protection for the dugong!
Aliantha • Dec 10, 2008 6:28 am
Dugongs are pretty dumb animals. They just lay around in the water and don't do anything much all day...cept eat...and sleep and occasionally they procreate.
Aliantha • Dec 10, 2008 6:29 am
A bit like me really
Shawnee123 • Dec 10, 2008 9:20 am
NoBoxes...that was brilliant! :lol:
binky • Dec 10, 2008 11:17 am
lumberjim;512216 wrote:
so......what do the honkies want this year? plaid pants? golf balls? Eddie Bauer gift cards?

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=18831


Being one yourself, why don't YOU tell us? ;)
Shawnee123 • Dec 10, 2008 11:19 am
Jive Turkey!
wolf • Dec 10, 2008 11:29 am
Shawnee123;512321 wrote:
Jive Turkey!


Does that have that Jamaican spicy stuff on it? Might be a nice change from the sage ...
smoothmoniker • Dec 10, 2008 11:41 am
Just get us what we really want,

The 1950's.
SteveDallas • Dec 10, 2008 11:51 am
Absolutely!!
Cicero • Dec 10, 2008 11:54 am
Keep this in mind for the holidays!! Great gift-giving ideas here:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/full-list-of-stuff-white-people-like/

I know this link has been posted a lot, but it works. Especially for me.
Shawnee123 • Dec 10, 2008 11:59 am
I love that site. Happened upon it when I said I was moving to Canada...lol.
Cicero • Dec 10, 2008 12:05 pm
How ironic? Don'tcha think? :)
Shawnee123 • Dec 10, 2008 12:12 pm
hang on...there's a fly in my chardonnay.

Now, what'd you say?
Cicero • Dec 10, 2008 12:17 pm
Sorry I just spilled quad soy latte all over my laptop...And this latin site isn't loading..brb. :)
Pie • Dec 10, 2008 12:19 pm
<suicidal>Man, I'm whiter than white. Really.</suicidal>
lumberjim • Dec 10, 2008 3:22 pm
you so are, pie......

it's funny because it's truuuuue
Sundae • Dec 10, 2008 3:53 pm
I want a white Christmas.
And I don't mean I have a problem with any nigras at my dinner table neither.
Urbane Guerrilla • Dec 10, 2008 5:39 pm
Pie -->white -->um... Meringue! Of course! Yeah, yeah, some other things too.

You guys are [SIZE="5"]Sil-leee.[/SIZE]
Elspode • Dec 10, 2008 7:33 pm
White people like non white people to shovel the white Christmas off of their driveway. I think there are gift certificates.
lumberjim • Dec 10, 2008 7:43 pm
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Clodfobble • Dec 10, 2008 8:03 pm
Elspode wrote:
White people like non white people to shovel the white Christmas off of their driveway. I think there are gift certificates.


Around here there's nothing to shovel, so people pay them to put up their Christmas lights instead.
DominoDeja • Dec 10, 2008 10:49 pm
Tennis shoes.

White tennis shoes. LMAO
LabRat • Dec 11, 2008 9:42 am
lumberjim;512216 wrote:
so......what do the honkies want this year? ... Eddie Bauer gift cards?


Hey.

I represent that remark.

In case they are out, LL Bean and J Crew are having some good sales...
glatt • Dec 11, 2008 9:57 am
A few years back, the hot item with the inner city youths was the black parka that Eddie Bauer made. Kids were getting shot for them. So that Eddie Bauer might not be the best example.
lumberjim • Dec 11, 2008 9:57 am
binky;512318 wrote:
Being one yourself, why don't YOU tell us? ;)


I'm an honorary brother.

and the only thing I can think of is a george foreman grill... a little one, for work.
lookout123 • Dec 11, 2008 12:08 pm
/lumber/that's right, just keep eating until you feel the undercoating is worth the price. c'mon ya little piggies./jim/
Pie • Dec 11, 2008 12:27 pm
Urbane Guerrilla;512449 wrote:
Pie -->white -->um... Meringue! Of course!


Maybe more like this one:
TheMercenary • Dec 12, 2008 10:38 am
Shawnee123;512321 wrote:
Jive Turkey!

Deep fried Jive Turkey.