Weird Conversations at Work

I am fairly sure that the nuthouse is not the only place that this happens.

While we may have more conversations than average about things like "With which of these two noxious bodily fluids would you rather have contact?" I figure that other folks have these with their cow orkers as well.

Tonight my male cow orker comes up with, "You know, I heard that the genitalia of the female dugong are supposed to be visually closest to the human female."

Totally random. Nothing else that was going on lead to this.

What about you guys?

No one where I work, including me, knows what a dugong is, let alone a female of the species.

We'ez all kolledge eddicated, two with masters, one a few credits short of his MBA.

Of course, he could just be watching Animal Planet.

The dugong is the new sheep.

HungLikeJesus;512215 wrote:

The dugong is the new sheep.

ah, see....that was a trap. the first one who knew what it was is a sheep fucker.







sheep fucker!

I figured it out.

My office is basically just like the Cellar, only with fewer regular posters.

Dugongs are similar to Manitees or sea cows. They live in seagrass beds in warm tropical or subtropical waters.

We have a few here in moreton bay which is on our doorstep. They're a traditional food source for Aboriginal people and may only be hunted/legally killed by Aboriginal people.

I don't go to work, but I have some pretty weird conversations with myself sometimes.

Like that one? :)

Yeah...more or less. :)

Conversations at my work range from how to properly fold towels, how to properly fold underwear, and it pretty much goes downhill from there...

lol!! @ Jim!! lol!!

Btw..Wolf...I have more keys on my keychain. Unfortunately more insane than eva...however.

Cicero;512352 wrote:

Unfortunately more insane than eva...however.

I had to read this several times before I realized that "eva" meant "evah" rather than "Eva.

bwahahaha.

dugongs also resemble mermaids...
lonely sailors...
long voyages...