Cellar Guilt

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=18933

I've spent too much time in the Cellar tonight when I should be working.

And I'm out of wine.

Do you ever have Cellar Guilt?

I hate it when Jesus lays these guilt trips on me, and I'm not even Catholic.

Wait, how can You be out of wine?

"Why can't you be more like Jesus? Jesus always has wine."

--Jewish mother guilt-tripping her son. Paraphrased from Bobcat Goldthwait "Share the Warmth."