NSFW Don't Look NSFW

Goatse.... ho hum
Bathtub girl.... boring
2 girls, 1 cup.... pffft nothing

This is absolutely, positively, the most disturbing thing I've seen on the internet. The beginning is just disgusting, it get much worse near the end.

http://www.efukt.com/2339_1_Guy_1_Cup.html

Saw that the other day.. it's mind boggling how the guy doesn't even make a peep the whole time. Imagine explaining THAT one to your doc when you walk into the emergency room asking for stitches in your anus.. ugh.
:greenface

Not the most disturbing thing I've seen though. That award currently belongs to [highlight to see description--->>[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]the video of a young boy brainwashed by some Arab Islamic extremists. The kid stands in front of the camera, rattles off something, gets handed a Bowie-style knife by one of the adults, and proceeds to cut a live adult male's head off as the guy squirms around in vain because he's bound, blindfolded, and gagged. But not without some messy difficulty getting through the neckbone. The kid finally cuts it completely off and holds the head up by its scalp in front of the camera. And when I say kid I mean 10ish years old. I don't have the link anymore, I'm sure you could find it by digging around a bit, and I wouldn't really be inclined to share it even if I did.[/COLOR]

Ahem.

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=511107&postcount=1584

But I gotta ask....
WTF is up with his thighs? That's the first thing that made me want to hurl. Mind you, there's plenty more hurlage than that, but seriously, WTF?

i, for once am going to take your word, and elspode's description of it at face value and NOT watch it. go me.



you can't un-see shit like that.

:wstupid:

lumberjim;511589 wrote:

i, for once am going to take your word, and elspode's description of it at face value and NOT watch it. go me.

I heard decsriptions of it on Opie & Anthony last week. I have no desire to see if it's as bad as everybody has said.

I've learned my lesson too. It's not age that dictates wisdom, it's prior stupidity :)

It is beyond bad - WAYYYYYYYYYY beyond bad.

I'm a little curious, but not that curious. Goatse was the worse I'd seen up until that autopsy picture of the pregnant woman. I don't want to see any more yucky stuff.

Imagine a goatse butcher shop.

There. Now you have a pretty good idea.

no
just no
don't go there

The problem is, there's somebody sitting out there thinking they're not going to look at it. But the more we sit here and talk about how it's so horrible, it's just so ridiculously bad that nobody should even look at it.... that will push that person over the edge to look at it.

I still lay awake at night picturing that Phuket monk with the fluorescent lightbulb through his cheek. There's no way I'm looking at this.

No way, I say.

Nope...there's no way I'll look at it either. There are some things I just don't need to see.

Pie;511662 wrote:

:wstupid:

see....if the edit window was longer, I could have changed my post to something like...

" I like soapy boobs on my windshield better than heavy cream poured over a tan ass"

and we could have made fun of Pie.


oh well, you can't win em all.

:wstupid:


That is to mean, both, I'm not looking, and also, that I like soapy boobs on my windshield better than heavy cream poured over a tan ass.

lumberjim;511816 wrote:

"I like soapy boobs on my windshield better than heavy cream poured over a tan ass"

:confused: Doesn't everyone?

lumberjim;511816 wrote:

and we could have made fun of Pie.

You've never let it stop you before!

lumberjim;511816 wrote:

oh well, you can't win em all.

:violin:

I kept on saying to myself.

"Maybe that was a jar of spaghetti sauce going in and I just didn't notice it.":vomit: