What's with Men?
Testosterone, Dos Equis brand genes, and something else unmentionable is family settings.
Get naked and fetch me a beer, then I'll 'splain it to ya. :haha:
Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap)
Now, what is with MEN?
I bet you can't explain it.
Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap)
Now, what is with MEN?
I bet you can't explain it.
Well, quite often, I am with men.
Well, we're not batshit insane. So that's a big part of it.
Uhh...Yea you are. Men are fucking nuts.
Uhh...Yea you are. Men are fucking nuts.
If they are, then they are doing it wrong.
I've learned early on in our relationship that women are complicated creatures. Once I had accepted that, it made a lot of things easier for me. But I have found that, because women are complicated, they like to think men are complicated too.
You ever hear a group of women talking to each other "OOO I wish I knew what he was really thinking!" Ladies, I'll tell you what we're really thinking.
We're really thinking "I'd like a beer... and I'd like to see something naked."
That's all we're thinking.
You go to a nursing home and see a 90 year old man going down the hall on a walker? That's what he's thinking. "I'd like a beer... and I'd like to see something naked."
-- Jeff Foxworthy
fava beans and a nice chianti....
Perhaps if you offered a bit more information...?
I know, but I'm not tellin'.:rolleyes:
I'm tellin', but I don't know.
Perhaps if you offered a bit more information...?
Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you.
I understand men much better than I do women.
I once dated a gay guy in high school. No, he wasn't "out". Many years later, he told me that I was the least "girlie" chick he knew, so he thought he'd see if it could work... I took it as a compliment.
"Why can't a woman
Be more like a man?" - H.H.
:eyebrow:
this is very hurtful, Brianna. what about our feeeeelings?
Men are fucking nuts.
yes, but now we have modern designer drugs...er, prescriptions, to make our women less nuts.
this is very hurtful, Brianna. what about our feeeeelings?
Feel
this!Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
;)
Feel this!
::feels this::
wow....very nice! do you wax it?
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Clear?
Nice, Zen...that's great!
Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap)
Now, what is with MEN?
I bet you can't explain it.
Now that you're naked and brought beer, I'm happy. It's just that simple, no drama necessary. No, I don't care about the zit on your butt... or that you have a strained relationship with your mother/cousin/boss... or that you some how manage to kill every houseplant you get. The only thing I care about is how we treat each other. :comfort:
What is this "no drama" you speak of?
;)
They're just that way, Bri.
There's no splainin' it.
As long as he isn't married, isn't in a position of authority over you, and wasn't messed up by his mother...
What's with men?
Haven't you heard?
They're all bastards!
As long as he isn't married, isn't in a position of authority over you, and wasn't messed up by his mother...
then why am i interested in him?
;)
then why am i interested in him?
;)
There's a certain comfort in preordained outcomes.
then why am i interested in him?
;)
It's the
dark triad in your genes calling.:eyebrow:
What were you doing looking in Bri's jeans?
I like this:
"But being just slightly evil could have an upside: a prolific sex life, says Peter Jonason at New Mexico State University in Las Cruces. "We have some evidence that the three traits are really the same thing and may represent a successful evolutionary strategy."
"A woman either wants a poet or a cassock."
Cassock? Shouldn't that be Cossack? :eyebrow:
Or a Cusack. Preferably the John variety.
That loser? No wonder you're still waiting for the man of you're dreams. :p
Yabbut, I wanted to save his haunted little butt in 1408.
Huh.
Who knew LO was into Superman?
Well, he can... i got nothing. you're on my shitlist now.;)
Was this thread inspired by a particular occurrence? We might have more to go on then. Men are imperfect creatures, sometimes women may have unrealistic expectations of us, though that cuts both ways, dare I say it (!)
I'd also like to think we don't share all the same faults.
Was this thread inspired by a particular occurrence? We might have more to go on then. Men are imperfect creatures, sometimes women may have unrealistic expectations of us, though that cuts both ways, dare I say it (!)
I'd also like to think we don't share all the same faults.
Professor, watch out. It might be [SIZE="5"]you[/SIZE] she's a-talking about!
Yeah, when Brianna starts complaining about men, the chance that a professor's involved is higher than usual.
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[COLOR=black][COLOR=black] It must be my earning potential and selfless sex. :rolleyes: [/COLOR]
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That's why I love my husband. :D
That's why I love my husband. :D
My wife says he's a keeper! Good fer you!
What's with men?
Haven't you heard?
They're all bastards!
Yes they are!!
See! Another joke no one gets. lol
See! Another joke no one gets. lol
LOL I might be able to get it with three hints and a double shot of single malt. :D Or is that three shots and a hint? Oh, let's try both!!!
:3eye: :sniff: :) :mad: :eek: :neutral: :rolleyes: :greenface :D I know what it is. I don't use enough smiley faces.:o :headshake :yelgreedy :yeldead: :( :eyebrow: :cool: :right: :3_eyes: :thepain: :mad2:
See! Another joke no one gets. lol
Perhaps I'm just slow? So, what's your joke? :p
Just me. ;) no one and nothing else. Just my presence should be enough in general. lol
uh....uh.....okay? hehe....:p