Cellar Advent Calendar
It's already December 1st in some corners of Teh Cellar, so let's see what's in Window #1.......
it's a.................
lol!
great idea monster! are you going to do this every day, or do you want help?
so far I'm good, thanks... just putting the finishing touches to window 2 (it's a corker :D), but I'll shout if I get stuck
ok. i will actually look forward to this
I've got 5 done now (of varying quality -a perfect match for the cellar :lol:)
....of course I have a shitload of urgent other stuff I should have done over the past 5 days...... :rolleyes:
It's a NSFW dolphin, wearing only a santa hat and a smile.
you've gotten this off to an awesome start monster
omg, I sooo love the one I just did..... I'm pretty sure beest couldn't believe what I was doing, even though he could see it...... :lol:
right now it's scheduled for day 5, but I may need to spread the pant-wetters out.... :D
Great idea! You made me :lol: and :) thankyou!
Brilliant idea Monster! I'm looking forward to tomorrow's already!
thank you all :o
it's fun just making them, so your nice comments are a bonus and have made my day already (which is good beause my stinking family tried to ruin it before 7am....)
Is it Tuesday in Aus, yet?
This is very very nice but do we get chocolates behind the pictures?
Welcome to the Cellar, spin. :D
Be careful of that chocolate, you know how tricky those Brits are.
Hi, spin.
Cellar Chocolate is like the Cellar -only those who don't get it ask about it. Or is it that only those who don't ask get some? I always get confused about this, I may need to call in 85% of top management.
Perfect! Thank you monster! this has made my day!
(welcome, spin!) :)
I needed a pick me up!
I can't believe how much I'm already looking forward to tomorrow's picture. Hilarious. Thanks for the delight!
Hi, spin.
Cellar Chocolate is like the Cellar -only those who don't get it ask about it. Or is it that only those who don't ask get some? I always get confused about this, I may need to call in 85% of top management.
I'm going to try this response on my kids .... but I know that will just make them despise me more :sniff:
Spin: it'll all be worth it, some day. When they're 35.
ETA: love it, Monster. Keep 'em coming.
It must be tomorrow somewhere now :3_eyes: !
Kick ass!! I love Monster's funnies!
Outstanding! You are rockin' it!
did you click on the :D?
:D
no, but I moused over it. I dinna wanna spoil it.
When I was a child, advent calendars had pictures of the Holy Birth. I don't mean 24 days of Mary sraining, I mean the Anunciation, the journey to Bethleham etc. I was horrified when Barbie advent calendars started appearing in the shops, with chocs behing each picture, even though I'd left my faith behind by then.
In fact, up until RK made me a more militant atheist, I still looked for Christian Christmas cards every year, just because it had meant something to me growing up.
As you were anyway, just sayin'.
Oh, don't worry, I believe there may well be a baby jesus coming up.....
:D
:lol2:
This is FUN!
::counting the minutes until tomorrow's door opens::
Oh, don't worry, I believe there may well be a baby jesus coming up.....
I'm guessing he'll be crying at our behavior.
I was horrified when Barbie advent calendars started appearing in the shops, with chocs behing each picture,
.
You mean to say that there really are advent calendars [COLOR="Black"][COLOR="black"][COLOR="Red"]without[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] chocs behind the pictures?
@Monster
I guessed what it was from the picture, but I clicked the link and watched the video, anyway. Hey, I had never been Rickrolled before. Everybody should do it once.
Off-topic. One of the backup dancers reminds me of Sarah Michell Gellar.
You mean to say that there really are advent calendars [COLOR="Black"][COLOR="black"][COLOR="Red"]without[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] chocs behind the pictures?
I hate the choccy ones. The rest of the family have those, I like ones where the doors ar not arranged in a square pattern and preferably are disguised by the picture also, so you really have to hunt for them.
Swallow coffee first.
Secure Depends.
Fasten seatbelt.
here goes..........
.....
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I love this calendar it should be for sale! :)
This is Fun Monnie , Keep it up !!
Oh and Vanna ,,,
if You Helped I bet we could get togather a Ladys of the Cellar Calendar !!
Wonderful, just wonderful - best advent calender evahhh.
This is Fun Monnie , Keep it up !!
Oh and Vanna ,,,
if You Helped I bet we could get togather a Ladys of the Cellar Calendar !!
Although I am not your SS I have been saving a photo for your collection. Closer to x mas maybe ;)
Luvz Ya !!!
Thanks In advance !!
Hey, it's the complete Shakespeare for Christmas - at almost no cost. Just you wait a bit .... :typing:
As a non-christian I never understood advent calendars. To this day, the concept still eludes me. However, a goatse Rickroll is hilarious in ANY faith. In all my life, I'd never have conceived of combining goatse and Rick Astley and Christmas.
Your irreverence reminds me of the brilliance that was the late Sam Kinison. Rock on, monster.
....and in the cold light of day, the door reveals some text that's virtually unreadable! ah well, right at home in the cellar.....
I'm speechless. Marry me?
Ha! These are great, monster!
"kids, don't break off the big one to suck on. Go for one of the smaller ones. Trust me."
"kids, don't break off the big one to suck on. Go for one of the smaller ones. Trust me."
the smaller whale penises, glatt?
:D That photo is hilarious!
Ah...now I miss Satan's cock.
I lol-did. Monster, you are my idol. And we still have 20 to go :D.
:f207: 4.9
:f208: 5.0
:f187: 5.0
:f38: 4.5
:f46: 5.0
:f16: 4.9
(Apparently the Chilean judge is a dick.)
(Apparently the Chilean judge is a dick.)
cock!
:lol:
Thanks. You should have seen beest's expression when he realized i was C&Ping whale penii
I lol-did. Monster, you are my idol. And we still have 20 to go :D.
there may be some quality variation.
this was one of my faves so far. There's another scheduled for #7, but i'm thinking of holding it back for the finale in case i don't come up with anything better :lol:
"The tunnel of love" - LOL!
I repeat, this is fun. Have I thanked you yet?
fsm! you're a nutjob monster.
2 more things to find....
The cellar logo itself...
And I'm seeing something that looks like an ewok, but that could be just my imagination.
Great, Monster!
if there's an ewok, it was there in the original....
Santa hat!
(I had to go look up the original pic to see it!)
"Governor Radar" in the article?
And "85% of top scientists"! :lol:
That's my dad with the santa hat on.
And the festively-clad brianna's dad will be our celebrity window opener tonight. What will he reveal?
A montage of Sundae Girl's hair colors?
A cellar nativity scene? (who would be the virgin mary?)
Sheldon being touched by a noodly appendage?
...
swallow coffeee, hold your breath.....
.
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:thumb2: :santa: :xmashat:
but what's the thread? :D
Ok ok I admit I'm lost! Shouldn't we have wise men by now?
:rolleyes:
Hi Spin, these are all cellar in-jokes. Just read every post for the last six months, you should get most of the references.
Besides, Monster is still looking for two more wise men.
I must have missed the original, cause I'm not getting this one.
Yes. Missed the original. Not a fan of the clone threads.
And now that I've seen the original I can tell what the picture is of -- ewww *winces*.
Yeah, well, clone threads don't think much of you either, jar714.
;)
oh dear, 9 was a bit of an
no?
ah well, onwards.....
10
...
don't weep for me. I'm already dead.
there's a non-christian seasonal element in the for the sharp-eyed....
.
Hanukkah gelt?
Holly sprig?
yes, the gelt. although the holly sprig was a non-denominational seasonal bonus ;)
The Cellar: a Place where everyone comes together.
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]..................................................................................ew![/COLOR]
:lol:
Just wait till we get videochat installed... :eek:
Subtle. That's what I like about you, Monster.
perhaps that should have read "comb together"?
Reminds me of an old joke:
Rooster: Cock-a-doodle-do!
Dyslexic Rooster: Doodle-doodle-cock!
Gay Rooster: Any-cock'll-do!
ok so I was expecting subtle, but this isn’t even a bleedin turkey.
So no chocs, no wise men and a dick head chicken. I hate to knock such a wonderful single handed attempt at Christmas anarchy but ……..!
:greenface
In case I sounded simply negative, I must say number 12 was wonderful :)
ok so I was expecting subtle, but this isn’t even a bleedin turkey.
So no chocs, no wise men and a dick head chicken. I hate to knock such a wonderful single handed attempt at Christmas anarchy but ……..!
:greenface
There is a whole 'cock' meme going here. has been for years.
in the beginning, there was
'cock, and other jargon'
it just got silly-er from there.
other memes for future reference:
[LIST]
[*]EAD = eat a dick. a common parting shot, "oh ..hey...don't forget to eat a dick"
[*]'I'm not sorry about your finger' use that as you like, there is no single proper useage
[*]it's a shark, not a dolphin.....long standing argument with many repetitive threads perpetuating the shenannigans[/LIST]there are more, but those spring to mind first.
you've been here since Sept....have you been away, or just not delving too deep?
Hello Spin - there's 2 or 3 Scotland-dwelling persons here. Perhaps LJ will set up a quiz for you ...
Those are not just any cocks, you know...... recognise anyone? I may have been at the coloring box a little, but otherwise......
spin, if you can't tell the difference between cock and chick.....
oh, and.... [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]EAD, n00b[/COLOR]
:D
There is a whole 'cock' meme going here. has been for years.
in the beginning, there was 'cock, and other jargon'
it just got silly-er from there.
other memes for future reference:
[LIST]
[*]EAD = eat a dick. a common parting shot, "oh ..hey...don't forget to eat a dick"
[*]'I'm not sorry about your finger' use that as you like, there is no single proper useage
[*]it's a shark, not a dolphin.....long standing argument with many repetitive threads perpetuating the shenannigans[/LIST]there are more, but those spring to mind first.
you've been here since Sept....have you been away, or just not delving too deep?
You're leaving out the most noble of all, "Whale Penis", which was reflected earlier in this thread as an unusual looking peniscicle.
Nope. This one's for xoB. Whose ex-wife's lawyer saw to that, according to
this legendary thread
oh wait....
does that really say "cock mangler approved?"
.
Oh and KickASS job monnie!
LOVE the cock BTW...well we all know I do.
What about FSM? did you miss his noodly appendages earlier?
What about FSM? did you miss his noodly appendages earlier?
Sorry I was adding to:
There is a whole 'cock' meme going here. has been for years.
in the beginning, there was 'cock, and other jargon'
it just got silly-er from there.
other memes for future reference:
[LIST]
[*]EAD = eat a dick. a common parting shot, "oh ..hey...don't forget to eat a dick"
[*]'I'm not sorry about your finger' use that as you like, there is no single proper useage
[*]it's a shark, not a dolphin.....long standing argument with many repetitive threads perpetuating the shenannigans[/LIST]there are more, but those spring to mind first.
you've been here since Sept....have you been away, or just not delving too deep?
You're leaving out the most noble of all, "Whale Penis", which was reflected earlier in this thread as an unusual looking peniscicle.
ah.
there are more.. maybe... but mentioning them might spoil the surprise ;)
What's in the window today?
..
Dat tree haz mah bukkit!
And I notice, the carpet DOES match the drapes.
I like how the toe has disappeared into her cu....
If this is the future of Internet Family Yule, I am *so* here.
Dunno about you, but I'm in the mood for some family party games.
..
Ouija, will I meet my one true love here on The Cellar?
"K...I...C...K...i...n...the...c..u...n...t...
Oooh ooh I influenced the calendar! I feel special.
:biggrinlo
These give me a chuckle every day, Monster. Keep 'em coming.
only 6 more times, hon....
Note that the sleigh is clearly NOT taking off.
perhaps you just need to believe a little more?
i like that one
this is a great thread monster. you do realize that we'll expect another next year, and every year there after?
hahaha ...I'll do what my parents did and recycle advent calendars. Only I have the advantage that i can change which pics are behind which window. Glad you like it, it's been fun to do :)
Tomorrow's is ready and raring to go.... but it's too early. it's probably hardly even tomorrow in Aus :lol:
The treadmill is flipping BRILLIANT. I'd love to show it to my first graders and make them cry.
Note that the sleigh is clearly NOT taking off.
You are absolutely right. Everyone knows that reindeer get their propulsion from their tiny little hooves. They don't push against the air like an airplane does.
only 6 more times, hon....
<lear> Oh baby, you
are eager.
Note that the sleigh is clearly NOT taking off.
Looks to me like the entire treadmill, sleigh, reindeer, and all, is flying through the sky like a weird Star Trek-ish ship heading for the stars. :p
You are absolutely right. Everyone knows that reindeer get their propulsion from their tiny little hooves. They don't push against the air like an airplane does.
Nay nay, all they have to do is push up, not forward. Once they're off the ground (treadmill), the magic dust kicks in and they fly. :D
Nay nay, all they have to do is push up, not forward. Once they're off the ground (treadmill), the magic dust kicks in and they fly. :D
Partially true. But you forget that they need to be going about 10 MPH before they can push up. It's a run and a jump, not just a jump.
This deserves a
thread of it's own, methinks.
I think I'll be making a tree ornament out of that one.
Dunno about three wise men, but you might be able to spot three dwellars.... or the ghosts of dwellars past .....
Flint: "Hey, isn't that wang dude?"
The eyes and nose are Nightsong and his lady friend, aren't they?
no, but it has LJ's figure
I'm hurrying out to a partay, so thought I'd better open the door now in case I couldn't find it later, but in my haste I tore it a little.
no, but it has LJ's figure
well, that's not very nice.
monster- you are brilliant!
monster- you are brilliant!
:o
thanks.
omfg. how....incriminating.
I'd say you're a respectable distance apart.... oh wait, the duckies? ...she promised to say nothing...... :o
Ah, but do those Ducks have Nuts?
Jim, take a peek for us, will ya?
I think if you look closely, they may do.....
Would it be weird if I printed that out and stuck it on my wall....?
Thanks Monster, I've been quietly laughing at this thread because the images are better than any comment I could make, but had to step into the light for this one. Brilliant.
buahahaha....I didnt even realise....yellow is sooo my colour.
That one was maybe the 2nd or 3rd I did, but I held it back....
...anyone recognise the bubble bath?
22.... two little ducks. ...but we just had little ducks..... [SIZE="3"]DUCK![/SIZE]
That one was maybe the 2nd or 3rd I did, but I held it back....
...anyone recognise the bubble bath?
Yeah, its that hangar full of bubbles that kept making the cellar crash.
yeah, it was before my time, really, but i have been researching the most viewed and replied-to pics and threads and that stuck out like a sore thumb :lol:
Yeah, I really screwed the pooch with that one, but it did lead to some interesting posts.
By far this is my favorite thread... seriously Monstor... you aught to actually make a calendar for next Christmas using these and sell them to benifit the tip jar... I'd totally buy one...
thanks :D
please watch your inbox for a pm on a related/unrelated type thingie
Fucking brilliant!
I haven't been following this thread. I just saw thme all now!
oh. and:
Those are not just any cocks
...they're M&M cocks (strictly for the uk dwellars)
Oh no you di'n't!
Ah Monster... nasty!
Whats bottom left anyway?
I can't make it out.
Bottom right is far clearer than I need...
DallasJesus is watching you masturbate?
Jinx hiney! Hahahahaha! It's perfect, shiny and round! I LOVE IT!
Bravo! excellent another outstanding edition.
I'm thinking, a coffee-table book... a glossy, annotated retrospective, with all the in-jokes detailed and explained.
I'm thinking, a coffee-table book... a glossy, annotated retrospective, with all the in-jokes detailed and explained.
Someone could do their sociology/anthropology PhD thesis on Cellar in-jokes. Any takers?
If I wasn't specialising in eighteenth-century history, I'd love to do a history of internet culture.
I think there's a market for Goatse ornaments. Seriously.
(I may have taken a few liberties with the lyrics....)
The Lyrics (spoiler)
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]1) Monster in a Fail Tree
2) Dallas Birds
3) British Hens
4) Caliing Badgers
5) Gold Rings
6) Sexy Labrat a-laying
7) Cellarites Swimming
8) Maid-a-milking
9) Ladies larging-it-up
10) Luvvies Performing
11) Piper Piping
12) Drummers drumming[/COLOR]
I continue to be amused, astonished, and pleased by your brilliance and perseverance!
Huzzah!
Bow to the almighty monster - Absolutely outstanding. Almost like a year in review too.
Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence!
I thank you. I couldn't have done it without you all :D
Of course, I should have been cleaning my house because Banana-Lady is coming tomorrow! :eek:
Oh c'mon, that never bothered you before. :lol2:
Besides, isn't millions of appreciative Dwellers better than one surprised banana eater?
Wow. These have been really, really awesome, monster!
You superstar!
I printed out the SG & LJ in Foam Scandal picture for my parents, who were suitably bemused. I won't bother with this one, which is a shame as it made me laugh til I coughed.
Only thing is, it makes me wish I was blonde again just so's I could have pink hair for Christmas!
Thank you for this, and for the whole month Monster - many many backslaps, and if you want some Marmite, just ask.
Good show monster, excellent job.
Bloody brilliant! Well done Monnie, that was awesome.
Absolutely fab! I agree, you should make a calender take it to a printer and sell them for the tip jar. I would buy one.
hey, you know, anyone feel free to do that...all my pics r belong 2 cellr
hey, you know, anyone feel free to do that...all my pics r belong 2 cellr
I know you had fun doing this. Come up with 12 more pics and make them into the months of the year. I think most of the big photo reproduction places can make them into a calendar. If you post all 12 pics we can take them and make them ourselves or get someone to organize it. Someone with really great organizational skills, someone like Labrat. :D
hmmm, you don't want much, do you? Not sure I could get that done for this year....
BRAVO - fabuloso! [SIZE="1"][COLOR="SlateGray"](even I was in it!:o )[/COLOR][/SIZE]
OK, so I looked at Zazzle and it looks easy enough, I just don't have time tonight. But there is now 40% off calendars with the code CALENDARSAVE, so if I did a 2009 calendar over the next few days based on the advent calendar pics who'd buy? and which pics do you want to see? (all proceeds to cellar, of course) UT -does the cellar have an account I could use to create it, then I wouldn't have to deal with $$ coming to me and then losing % as it goes through paypal?
2 per month, than none get left out...
yebbut no-one likes the shitted foot.
so replace it with a foot foot foot pic :D
UT -does the cellar have an account I could use to create it, then I wouldn't have to deal with $$ coming to me and then losing % as it goes through paypal?
The Cellar doesn't have an account but I do. PM
So I'm working on this, but they're almost all christmas related -do you really want christmas the whole year around?
We just want the cellar all year round....doesnt matter if its Christmas or not.
Just pick the next holiday, and adventize up to it...then the next, and the next.
So, MLK Jr's Birthday Advent Calendar?
