Dazza wants to know...
Why he couldn't get a decent cup of coffee in Florida.
Why the fringe (bangs) on mens haircuts all go straight across. (yes he had a haircut over there and looks terrible)
Why the random security searches at airports are not random.
Why someone would put artificial sweetener in their coke.
Why it's humane to have live bait vending machines.
why, is he writing a stand up comedy routine?
Why he couldn't get a decent cup of coffee in Florida.
Because he didn't hire me as a guide.
Why the fringe (bangs) on mens haircuts all go straight across. (yes he had a haircut over there and looks terrible)
Because he paid to much to have a haircut.
Why the random security searches at airports are not random.
Because we only target people who are not white.
Why someone would put artificial sweetener in their coke.
Because it has less calories and even if you have type 2 diabetes you can drink it.
Why it's humane to have live bait vending machines.
Because we don't believe bait have feelings.
How'd I do? :D
Why he couldn't get a decent cup of coffee in Florida.
You seriously want more out of people who can't even poke a proper hole in a piece of paper?
Why the fringe (bangs) on mens haircuts all go straight across. (yes he had a haircut over there and looks terrible)
is it at all possible there were exterior clues that it wasn't the best place to trust with his hair...
before they started cutting?
Why the random security searches at airports are not random.
Well see, when we put the government in charge of something usually stupidity results.
Why someone would put artificial sweetener in their coke.
They need it cut and are fresh out of baking soda?
Why it's humane to have live bait vending machines.
Well, um... WTF is a live bait machine and WTF was he doing in a place with such a thing?
Why someone would put artificial sweetener in their coke.
I'm intrigued by the circumstances of this. Is he just talking about the fact that Coke is not made with real sugar, or did he actually see someone pop open a can of Coke, and pour a little packet of Sweet-n-Low into it?
or has he just never seen diet coke?
They need it cut and are fresh out of baking soda?
Note to self: Don't party with lookout if he's buying.
Note to foot: Lookout doesn't party, certainly doesn't pay, but has seen some really really weird shit. I've seen people cut coke with baby powder, powdered sugar, baking soda, and even meth. people are just plain messed up.
Sorry, cut coke with meth? As in Crystal Meth, methamphetamine?
Gosh, my drugs are too strong, I know, I'll mix some different drug with it, there, perfect. I am soooo clever.
There are scare stories about people cutting coke with rat poison (which breaks down blood vessel walls) to enable faster absorbtion.
There was a recent fad over here for dipping marijuana into a substance containing tiny little grains of glass. Made the colas look like they were frosted with THC crystals. Ripped the shit out of people's lungs.
When I sold cars we had a finance guy that laced his coffee with meth all day, every day. He looked exactly like Beavis and often sounded like him too. That's one mormon who really misunderstood some of the rules.
He went on to a high-flying career in AIG, did he?
In the early to mid 90s a batch of "Amsterdam Black" was brought into my home town. "What's Amsterdam Black?" you ask? Take good quality cannabis ... and dip it in hash oil. The pot equivalent of a pan-galactic gargle blaster.
Thanks to Merc he now knows why he got the bad haircut.
He saw someone putting artificial sweetener into their cup of coke. He wondered if it was common practice.
He was at the World Fisheries Conference in Florida and that's where he saw the live bait vending machine.
Oh and yes, we have diet coke here too. I don't drink it though, and nor does anyone in our house.
That shit will kill you.
Answer to all of your questions: He was in Florida. Dumbest/weirdest people in the US bar none.
He saw someone putting artificial sweetener into their cup of coke. He wondered if it was common practice.
Blech, no. Regular.joe is right, Florida is technically part of the US, but no one likes to admit it.
When I sold cars we had a finance guy that laced his coffee with meth all day, every day. He looked exactly like Beavis and often sounded like him too. That's one mormon who really misunderstood some of the rules.
I initially read that as "one moron who". A MORMON??? Bwahahahahaha!
Answer to all of your questions: He was in Florida. Dumbest/weirdest people in the US bar none.
That's a big call, Joe, but I do recall even Bugs Bunny cut the state off and set it adrift. (Rebel Rabbit, I think it was.)
Answer to all of your questions: He was in Florida. Dumbest/weirdest people in the US bar none.
They can't be trusted to elect a president why would anyone trust them to give you a haircut?
It could have been worse - he could have run into rkzenrage:eyebrow:
As a native Floridian, I will agree that we are probably one of the craziest states there is. In our defense though, it looks like Dazza was down in Dania Beach, about a half hour away from where I went to high school. That area is pretty much a hellhole, and even though my family lives down there I make it a point not to go back if I can help it.
Actually I was joking with (at) you. There is not a state in the nation devoid of idiots, rednecks, racsists, tree-huggers, and right-wing bible beating wackos. Florida just has more of them. :D
That's why I love it here! Makes life interesting.
You know, I've thought more and more about this, and I really find it unbelievable that even someone in Florida poured a packet of sweetener into a Coke. Is Dazza really sure it wasn't just a glass of dark iced tea? We drink a lot of iced tea here in the South.
Good one! I bet it was tea.
Sorry, cut coke with meth? As in Crystal Meth, methamphetamine?
We've been seeing a lot of that lately at the hospital. We've been challenging the junkies about it and they're all pretty much saying "I have not done any meth, I hate that shit."
It's kind of an extra added bonus, I suppose, like finding two toys in your Happy Meal.
He's positive it was coke.