Somebody's Getting Ready to SNAP
Getting ready to ...
Save Native American People?
Spend Next April Procrastinating?
Speak Not Against Profiteering?
Anyone?
Me, tomorrow. SNAP being the local term for the Meals on Wheels program, and tomorrow being one of my regular days to deliver those meals. And a big thank you to anyone who is helping with holiday meals anywhere - I understand enough people are making time during this busy season to help out that the regular drivers won't have to make an extra trip to get the Thanksgiving meals to the folk!
Good for you sweetwater, knew I couldn't be the only one.
Me? Well, I know it's me, let's not kid ourselves. It's totally me.
Ummm... lemme see... who could it be...
Never bring a sword to a gun fight. :headshake
Like what was that guy thinking?
He wasn't - I think thats the point.
That the pen(cil) is mightier than the sword?
That the pistol is mightier than the sword
NO. someONE is gettting READY to SNAP!
now. Guess.
don't you get into the spirits, brianna. I'll cunt punt you.
NO. someONE is gettting READY to SNAP!
now. Guess.
Merc?
I was going to say "me" but that was last week! ;)
don't you get into the spirits, brianna. I'll cunt punt you.
I'd be honored if you would cunt-punt me.
Truly.
Tell me, tell me!
You know my secret...!
Merc?
THA WINNAH!
Why is Merc going to snap? Too much liberal intent on this board? lol
Good question. I am a long way from snapping. I was considering getting out my swords and having a sword fight. :D :lol2:
Lots of blokes do that over here too. Usually at the urinals though...when they're pissed.
'sword fighting' as a phrase has been lost to me. once i heard it used to describe a certain kind of gay foreplay....it was over.
I'm sorry to say, merc, that I just had a vague mental image of you and your gay lover wearing leather hats and chaps, and preparing to face off.
:::gets all skeeved out:::
Poof! out with your thoughts you heathen! Check yer pants and make sure you are not gettting a woody with that thought. Bad man. :D
I don't think the wife would approve of such an event. Not for me.
actually, no...in fact I think that cost me an 1/8" permanently.
Oh, snap.
that's funny AND educational
Yea, they are instructions on how to deal with left-wing nut liberal wacko's.... hey, what the hell does that mean anyhow. Can someone please defiine if for me?
If both "funny" and "educational" are synonymous with "whaaaaa?" then I agree.
Yea, they are instructions on how to deal with left-wing nut liberal wacko's.... hey, what the hell does that mean anyhow. Can someone please defiine if for me?
Stop using up the Cellars apostrophe allocation incorrectly.
We wont have enough for valid usage if youre not careful.
It;s true! I was told they;re on backorder, don;t know when they;ll get more in.
But in the meantime, I suggest the apostropholon as a good alternative.
Damnit! I knew the grammar police would show up sooner or later.
Looks like it's time for me to hit the frog and toad!
*yoink*
I'm not a grammar policeman, I'm a grammar policeman's son;
And I'm only policing grammar 'til the grammar policeman comes.
Meh, it's only because it's Merc.
And he is an apostrorexic - he binges and purges them on a regular basis.
Note - I don't interrupt teh serious threads to pick him up on it.
Sometimes he needs a little picking up in the serious threads. lol
I do. Bring a back hoe. I am not light hearted. But heavy.
You ain't heavy
You my brothar...
wha???
why am I the last one to tha partah?
cuz you bin keepin secrets, cuz!
Poof! out with your thoughts you heathen! Check yer pants and make sure you are not gettting a woody with that thought. Bad man. :D
I don't think the wife would approve of such an event. Not for me.
No, but she and I could do that while you watch...
'sword fighting' as a phrase has been lost to me. once i heard it used to describe a certain kind of gay foreplay....it was over.
I really wish you hadn't said that.
No, but she and I could do that while you watch...
Point taken. Let me charge the camera. :bj:
actually, no...in fact I think that cost me an 1/8" permanently.
Great, now what's jinx going to do with the other 1/8"?
Guess who it is!
Would this include your facial and could you please post pics.
I'm still confused. Who was it who was about to SNAP, and did they?