Posting on the Cellar
I have something that is bothering me. Can Undertoad see me when I'm posting? Do I need to start wearing clothes when I'm online? Is it too much temptation for him?
Yes, because he has remote access to your computer. He knows everything you do on it. Feel better? :)
There are proagrams he uses to remotely access your desktop using your IP address, and when you register here, he has access. It's a live feed when he clicks into your user control panel. :)
He PM'd me to ask me to put some clothes on once.
But that was because I was in an internet cafe and he was worried about me.
He caught me trying to post once about Sundae's choice of hair color, and told me not to even think about saying anything about it.
The pop up window just said: shut it cicero. Get out of the thread.
That's when I figured out the live feed thing. Otherwise I would have been completely naive.
Not only can he see you.....the fuckin guy can SMELL you.
Jim, everyone can smell you from here.
lol!!
Is that "axe"?!?
In the olden days, when people would use modems to reach the Cellar, it was a simple matter to watch everyone type. Character by character, you'd see an exact duplicate of their screen.
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the only one I remember is tw. he's a hunt and peck typist. imagine him posting those posts, hunt and peck. OMGWTFLOL[/COLOR]
In your experience UT...Are the trolls bad typists? Do they all hunt and peck? Or do they just have their machines set on caps lock and just go for it?
AH-HA!!! UT will never be able to control my thoughts again. I have also taken the precaution of covering my genitals with foil.
Mmmmmm, should be nice and moist then....
err,
you seem have your spectacles on your testicle.
or are your genitals also wrapped in foil
note to self: is there a band called The Spectesticles?
or maybe 'tinfoil beanbag'?
note to self: is there a band called The Spectesticles?
Or how 'bout The Testicle Spectical. You could have
this as your first album cover. . .
It's not just Undertoad. We can all see you, all the time, through the cameras installed all over your house. [they look like plain ol' green LEDs]
Yeah, so stop picking your nose and wiping it under the couch cushion already! Geez!
Or how 'bout The Testicle Spectical.
That's horribly close to Testicle Speculum.
Well, it's only fair that you guys get to experience the speculum too, in all its glory.
This whole thread has me LMAO. But you knew that already, of course.
It took 3 rolls of foil, but I have managed to completely cover myself. Can you still see me? I think I have managed to block out the voices
[COLOR="White"]OK,OK, no one reply to his last post. . .
he'll think it's working!!!
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Damn. Now I have to go to the bathroom
We need more wrap here. STAT!
I know I've got to change the sheets - I've been ill all week, okay? At least I did the important things like change Diz's water and litter - get off my back!
OMG. Fine. I'm going to do it now - happy?
It took 3 rolls of foil, but I have managed to completely cover myself. Can you still see me? I think I have managed to block out the voices
It took me 4 rolls. One complete roll for my naughty bits. One complete roll for my big head. And the other two for the bits that move me around and let me surf the internet and the Cellar.
Merc, we can still see you, despite the 4 rolls. you forgot your ego.
*groans and drops head into hands*
Put your 401k in Alcoa stock. :rolleyes:
It took 3 rolls of foil, but I have managed to completely cover myself. Can you still see me? I think I have managed to block out the voices
I can see you - and into the oven you go, gas mark 5 for a couple of hours!
I can see you - and into the oven you go, gas mark 5 for a couple of hours!
Here in the US, we never go higher than Mark Twain.