celebrities I would intentionally leave stranded with no toilet paper
Gimme a minute and I'll come up with someone...
Pauly Shore
Rush
Motley Cru
Axel Rose
50 Cent
PDiddy
None, that would be unfair... I would offer them a choice. ;)
Gilbert Gottfried (well, we'll use the term celebrity loosely) so his ass can be as irritated from the lack of TP as my head is from his voice.
Oh I like this one!
I don't even have to worry about karma because I've paid my dues already (I always, always have a napkin or tissue on me now!)
Let's see...
Obviously I can't include the people I wanted to be taken out (of their jobs presenting).
Heather Mills - just because she is such a moaner!
Mariah Carey - be a dose of reality for her
Jude Law - because I think he's up his own arse anyway
Sir Alex Ferguson - because he's a bully
With all of the above, I'd skip really happily away, giggling to myself like the time I pulled a freaky face in the back row of our CEO's leaving photo. Hahahaha.
Yennifer Lopez
Paris Hilton & Entourage
Nicole Ritchie
Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Madonna
Tom Cruise
Lindsay Lohan and Company
The whole Bush administration.
Everyone Bri mentioned.
Dr. Phil
Oprah
Rachel Ray*
Deepak Chopra
*she's really not that bad, just waaay over-marketed
All of the last three, except for Angelina, who gets a pass by adopting those kids.
Sheryl Crow, for
her proposal that we use only one sheet of TP (whether she was serious or not)
Linda Ronstadt, for being a cunt
Joke thief Carlos Mencia
This could be fun.
Celine Dion
Bette Middler
Adam Sandler
Barbara Streisand
Michael Moore
Linda Ronstadt, for being a cunt
???
Yah, I was wondering about that too...
Ooh ooh ooh...Pie, can I borrow your Celine Dion for a second?
Seriously...she HAS to go! :thepain:
"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know." -L.R.
"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know." -L.R.
She's got a point. Every quality musician spends a lot of time interrogating the audience on their political and religious views. Going out and putting as much of your psyche into your performance as you can is strictly for amateurs.
Angelina Jolie-Pitt...they are both Tools
I forgot about Dr.Phil.....tool....
"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know." -L.R.
Yeah, I'm with you on this one. I just can't tolerate intolerance.
Ooh ooh ooh...Pie, can I borrow your Celine Dion for a second?
Seriously...she HAS to go! :thepain:
Tell her to hold it, I'm not pulling over until we get to a rest area.
Take my Celine... Please.
Adding:
Gordon Ramsay
Joe the Plumber
Bobby Flay
Sorry Pie. You can skip out on Gordon Ramsey if you like, but I'll be in the next stall, handing my spare roll under the partition.
He could cook for me any day.
He'd make the top 5 list of chefs I'd sleep with. And there are about 15! Except like the rest of them he's a committed husband and father. Damn those fertile, loyal, talented men.
Gordon Ramsey is an arsehole. What's he need toilet paper for anyway?
On second thought, since he's such and arsehole, maybe a good dose of toilet paper might clean some of his shit up.
Ticks all my boxes.
Self confident. Loves food. Intelligent. Amusing. Opinionated. Cares where his food is coming from. Strong family values. COOKS.
Nom.
Makes his money from abusing those with no power and using foul language to intimidate.
Nahhhhhhhhhhh.
Do you get The F Word? Bunch of A&E doctors won the last series. Why? Because they simply weren't fazed by the pressure.
And he was in awe of them because of what they did - he admitted that they could cope with his world and he could not cope with theirs (all female btw, if it makes a difference)
I've worked in kitchens - it's not an easy life. The Chef I worked under was a monster, and I was only a service waitress (luckily he took a shine to me).
He's like a Sergeant Major - with an on-job and off-job persona, and both necessary to get the work done.
Yeah I know all about that sort of thing. I just don't care if he's a good chef or not, and I don't like the format of his shows.
He comes off as a real bore...and a rude one at that. Nope sorry, nothing you say will change my mind on this one. I can't stand the man. :)
Ah well, I'll just have to have him them :yum:
Although for the record I'd prefer Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. But he probably wipes on dock leaves already.
You're welcome to him. ;)
I like Jamie Oliver, he's my favourite of the TV chefs. I love the way he is using his celebrity status to try and change the national diet. A true campaigner and he's making a difference.
Who would I strand without any toilet paper? Not really a 'celeb', and the non-brits probably won't know who he is but : Richard Littlejohn. definately.
He goes on the other list for me.
And I don't mean the marry one.
Shame that Chinese medicine hasn't identified a cure which needs Littlejohn's bile as an ingredient - he could have cured the world of something by now. Although without his bile, he's probable be the same size as Wee Jimmy Krankee.
He goes on the other list for me.
And I don't mean the marry one.
Shame that Chinese medicine hasn't identified a cure which needs Littlejohn's bile as an ingredient - he could have cured the world of something by now. Although without his bile, he's probable be the same size as Wee Jimmy Krankee.
rwarrrr!! hisssssss!
Oprah
Micheal Moore
Al Franken
Farrakan
Jessie Jackson
Hillary and Bill Clinton
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Alan Combs
Huffington
And anyone who lives in LA