Big Adult Bitch Thread
you re a big adult bitch.
Merc really pisses me off sometimes. And by "adult" I hope you don't mean naked, which you do...And by bitch, you probably mean me......Merc always does this. wtf? Oh and Merc always pops in threads unexpectedly and makes sense, yet other times seems like a lame asshole. wtf is up with that? I am getting so tired of Merc. I bet his post count is soaring rfn. As I speak, he's probably over there in the political thread. "I could care less" about any adult bitch thread. For real.
:D
Hey, did I tell you guys that I made out with my husband the other day?!? ;)
Merc really pisses me off sometimes. And by "adult" I hope you don't mean naked, which you do...And by bitch, you probably mean me......Merc always does this. wtf? Oh and Merc always pops in threads unexpectedly and makes sense, yet other times seems like a lame asshole. wtf is up with that? I am getting so tired of Merc. I bet his post count is soaring rfn. As I speak, he's probably over there in the political thread. "I could care less" about any adult bitch thread. For real.
:D
Hey, did I tell you guys that I made out with my husband the other day?!? ;)
how did you manage to shut up long enough to do that? ;)
You are just jealous because we made it a little past second base...And!!! My parents were not there the whole time.:p
We have plans for Friday. :) He is so cute! Hawt!
You are just jealous because we made it a little past second base...And!!! My parents were not there the whole time.:p
We have plans for Friday. :) He is so cute! Hawt!
Am I the only one slightly grossed out that USUALLY, Cicero's parents are there the whole time she and her husband have sex?
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I made out with my husband, too! Although, I don't want to let him take my bra off, yet, because I think he might be passing notes to a girl in his "Ergonomics Awareness" class at work. Hmmm....well, then I guess I will just have to get one of my friends to ask the girl in that class if she has a thing for my husband!
Hey sometimes my parents are "home" and sometimes they aren't....You have to work around them sometimes. Did I tell you guys he took me out for a nice dinner, and I got to have all the crab you guys got me hungry for? He is like, sooo cute! Hawt!
Case, I would totally ask your friend to watch and see what they do in class. In fact, your friend can tell the girl that she thinks he's cute , and see what the girl says!! :)
Hey, this is supposed to be a bitch thread! My man and I are always too damn tired and overworked to make out. Being tired makes us bitchy, and not making out makes us even bitchier. :finger: :cry:
The housing market's a bitch. And the weather. And the holidays.
In fact, being an adult in general makes me really bitchy.
[SIZE=1][COLOR=Silver]And no, I'm not going to tell you about what I did with my husband. [/COLOR][/SIZE]
Here is a Big Adult Bitch for ya
I haven't had sex in so long I'm technically a virgin again.
I called up the Guinness Book of Records, but they said if they put me in, it would count as an entry and invalidate my record.
I have nothing to bitch about at the moment.
I'll come back later when jimbo annoys me again.
I haven't had sex in so long I'm technically a virgin again.
I called up the Guinness Book of Records, but they said if they put me in, it would count as an entry and invalidate my record.
:rotflol:
I missed something. Why are Cicero's parents EVER there when she's getting busy?
Hey, did I tell you guys that I made out with my husband the other day?!? ;)
Is this an unusual occurrence around your place? Just show him the old pics again, that'll get him going.
I missed something. Why are Cicero's parents EVER there when she's getting busy?
Well, someone has to hold the camera...
To understand this thread, you need to compare it with the teenage bitching thread.
Cicero is pretending she's a teenager and still lives with her parents. She is also pretending that her social life consists only of making out, and nothing further than that. Just like a teenager.
Did you just hear a car door? Quick, out the back!
i vote glatt for the next clodfobble.
that's a real compliment
... until you have to give birth...
Hey sometimes my parents are "home" and sometimes they aren't....You have to work around them sometimes. Did I tell you guys he took me out for a nice dinner, and I got to have all the crab you guys got me hungry for? He is like, sooo cute! Hawt!
Case, I would totally ask your friend to watch and see what they do in class. In fact, your friend can tell the girl that she thinks he's cute , and see what the girl says!! :)
So, to some up:
1 - Your parents usually are there when you have sex
2 - Your husband gave you crabs
3 - You like to have case watch
And they call ME a perv!
i vote glatt for the next clodfobble.
that's a real compliment
... until you have to give birth...
Ooh! Then I vote glatt for the next clodfobble too! Also, I have some laundry that needs doing, and this floor ain't gonna mop itself...
If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. Besides, all your clothes will end up pink if I wash them.
yeah, but Glatt - you'd have boobs. and you wouldn't even have to ask permission to touch them.
how insanely perfect. a six month wait for the second part of a joke.
So, to some up:
1 - Your parents usually are there when you have sex
2 - Your husband gave you crabs
3 - You like to have case watch
And they call ME a perv!
Why yes sheldon! How does any of this make me more perverted than you are, tho? I don't get it! :D
They like to watch?
:lol2:
Merc really pisses me off sometimes. And by "adult" I hope you don't mean naked, which you do...And by bitch, you probably mean me......Merc always does this. wtf? Oh and Merc always pops in threads unexpectedly and makes sense, yet other times seems like a lame asshole. wtf is up with that? I am getting so tired of Merc. I bet his post count is soaring rfn. As I speak, he's probably over there in the political thread. "I could care less" about any adult bitch thread. For real.
:D
Hey, did I tell you guys that I made out with my husband the other day?!? ;)
I'm glad to be of service. If I didn't think you were hot I might be insulted, eh, but I am not easily insulted. :D
No little bitching here. Only big adult bitching please.
so what, exactly, is the working definition of "big adult bitching"?
I am too petite, I am out!!
so what, exactly, is the working definition of "big adult bitching"?
You know, well.... like.....
big things....
big things adults can bitch about.....
GO!
I am too petite, I am out!!
No way, you are an adult woman! You can do it.
Ut oh, adults came today.
