So, today was the first day that it was cool enough when I left the house to wear a coat. My coat has an inside pocket which holds my wallet very nicely. I put my wallet in it.
When I got ready to leave work, I freaked out...couldn't find wallet. It wasn't on my desk, where I usually leave it. Spent a half hour looking around, in my truck, in drawers, even went through the trash.
Then I realized that it was in my coat, which was hanging on the door hook of my office, which was open, so the coat was invisible.
Fuck.
The older you get the more routine becomes your friend.
wow! an invisible coat. Kinda like Harry Potter.
Does that keep the wind off?
[COLOR="White"]since wind is invisible, too[/COLOR]
My Brain is Old
But your lovers are young!
I've only had a couple of lovers that were substantially younger than I. The rest are pretty contemporaneous.
See? I don't even know what contemporanious means! So. i could be your young lover.
*caveat* you have to be a high functioning imaginarinist to accomplish this, but I've faith in you.
I have an awesome imagination.
I have an awesome imagination.
I know. I'm having sex with it right now!
lol! This reminds me of my memory problems.
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Your brain may be old, Els, but you're still damn sexy...
Unfortunately, its my withering brain that is my best feature. Sigh.
Do they make something like "Mindagra"?
I am forever losing my keys. I now keep my car key hidden inside my car. I can do this because I live in a very small town with almost zero crime. If I was living in the city, I'd have to wear my car key on a chain around my neck. BTW, I never can find my wallet, either. ;)
Same thing happened to me last week. The first day this season I don't wear cargo shorts to work I forget to pickup my wallet. I thought for sure it had fallen out of my back pocket on my way to work on my bike. In a panic I went back home and there it was still sitting on the drawer.
I search for my phone and/or my glasses when I am using them.
-grins- The housemate is going to have LOTS of trouble finding things for the next few weeks... but that's because I've been a cleaning fiend and have actually been putting things AWAY -shocked horrified gasp-