I am sending you the bill for surgery.
I have had to go and have my eyes washed in bleach.
Does this help ur eyez?:D
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Now I have a hair in my teeth.
Don't hassle The Hoff!
[size=1]... who is now available in
Hoffspace.[/size] :D
Omg...Isn't this rich?
"I realized that while two people from two entirely different countries and backgrounds may seem to have nothing in common, the only thing they might have in common is me"
That makes me suicidal. lol!
monster thats a fucking horrible image to put inside someones head when theyre about to sleep...
Could be worse... "Hasselhoff to Open for Palin" could involve her emerging, Alien-style, through his abdominal wall... or even ... no, I'll stop there.
What? She could open her legs for him?