Mad Cellar Lib!

I am done with another job again- so if you have some extra time...let's do a mad lib.
I am going to write the body of a mad lib and title below in white (don't peek!). I will write the spaces needed in black. Please offer, in order, the sentence component called for! No cheating by highlighting the white parts..The surprise is more fun anyway! :p This first one will be short so I can get the hang of things.

[COLOR="White"]Mad McCain Lib.[/COLOR]
(cellar member)[COLOR="White"] went to McCains house for [/COLOR](plural noun) [COLOR="white"]and came back instead, with [/COLOR](plural noun). (celebrity's name) (adverb) (verb past tense) [COLOR="white"]over to McCains house to see what damage was caused, but instead found McCain in a [/COLOR](adjective)(noun) [COLOR="white"]with [/COLOR](number) (plural noun).

:D

So let's organize the order and the spaces I need:
1. cellar member
2. plural noun
3. plural noun
4. a celebrity's name
5. an adverb (verb ending in ly) ;)
6. Verb (past tense)
7. adjective
8. noun
9. number
10. plural noun

If you don't want to go in order, write the number that you are supplying next to your answer. Yes, I am such a nerd, geek, what have you.:o Once I have an answer for all ten I will put this together so we all can read it.

1. tits

Sorry. That is the answer for 2. now because I screwed up (and it was just too late to fix).

2. Tits

Thank you Jim..moving back to item 1.....

1. lumberjim

Thank you glatt! Who has #3? We need a plural noun pro...Stat! Heey batter batter batter.......!!
:)

3. lemons

4. Obama

heh...This is coming out great so far! Hmm...maybe too great. No peeking!

That's against the rules and you will go on report!
:)

5. fastidiously (is that an adverb?)

Thank you case! And yes, it is...It used to be much more common when people used real words..thank you....:)

And someone with a verb? Past tense?

6 -- redacted

case;488709 wrote:

5. fastidiously (is that an adverb?)

And adverb describes a verb or an adjective... often ending in "ly". [/home school mom]

7. prepubescent

8. bag of dicks

9. 234,213

Jinx, I was not sure, because I always thought of an adverb as an adjective with ly at the end. describing a verb. Oh yeah, now I remember. </dufus again>

10. flying spaghetti monsters

Lumberjim went to McCains house for tits and came back instead, with lemons. Obama fastidiously redacted over to McCains house to see what damage was caused, but instead found McCain in a prepubescent bag of dicks with 234,213 flying spaghetti monsters.

Cute. Are we sure no one peeked? :eyebrow:

Let's do another!

*trumpet sounds* bah bah bah!

Thank you cellarites, and we have a mad lib!



Mad McCain Lib. (Missed Title)

Lumberjim went to McCains house for tits and came back instead, with lemons. [B]Obama fastidiously [/B] redacted over to McCains house to see what damage was caused, but instead found McCain in a prepubescent bag of dicks with 234,213 flying spaghetti monsters.



Bold words are the words supplied by participants.....if you haven't been keeping up.

Cheaters..all cheaters! Baaah! :D
Thanks for the help SamIam.:eyebrow:

I honestly didn't peek.

I responded with a plural noun, but on submitting realised I'd been beaten to it. So I checked the next requirement and edited accordingly. The first "celebrity" that came to mind was Obama and I meant it ironically because of McCain's dig. I had no idea McCain was actually in the Madlib.

SamIam is probably the only one...who cares? Still turned out ok...esp. considering you didn't know it was the Mad McCain Lib. ;)

It's time for another one! This one will be a bit longer now that I have got the hang of it....The subject again, will not be disclosed unless SamIam cheats again. :)

This time I am going to write it in a word doc. and just ask for the sentence parts as to avoid any peeking!

i did one from an actual cellar post.....

good times....

Cicero;489026 wrote:

SamIam is probably the only one...who cares? Still turned out ok...esp. considering you didn't know it was the Mad McCain Lib. ;)

It's time for another one! This one will be a bit longer now that I have got the hang of it....The subject again, will not be disclosed unless SamIam cheats again. :)

This time I am going to write it in a word doc. and just ask for the sentence parts as to avoid any peeking!

Hey! I didn't cheat. I waited until all the answers had been given, and only then did I hi-light the madlib to put it all together. What's wrong with that? :confused:

nothing at all. cicero is a little high strung... it's part of her charm.

Alright! On to the next! I have put together something stellar for you guys this morning...I will supply the parts of speech, and so it will truly be a surprise to everyone (no accusations here):p , I will put it back together...It's long but I think it was worth the time...;) Heh. :D Feel free to supply more than one answer..This one is just sooo long..Just like the last one, supply the number(s) you are giving an answer for. *omg!! rofl!!*

1. adjective
2. verb ending in –ing
3. adjective
4. verb
5. verb
6. plural noun
7. noun
8. verb
9. adjective
10. noun
11. verb
12. proper noun (plural)
13. verb
14. verb
15. noun
16. adj.
17. Country
18. verb
19. noun
20. plural noun
21. adjective
22. adjective
23. verb
24. adjective
25. noun
26. verb
27. verb (ending in –ing)
28. verb

1. smooth

SamIam;489036 wrote:

Hey! I didn't cheat. I waited until all the answers had been given, and only then did I hi-light the madlib to put it all together. What's wrong with that? :confused:

She might be a bit pissed that you stole her reveal...?

2. flinging

3. microscopic

Aaah... I was just disappointed that Sam didn't participate until the end. I can tell Sam can throw more than a few words around...:) Oveer iiit!

Onwards and upwards! I need a verb! (well more than one, that doesn't have anything to do with what I should go do to myself :) )

4. gave

Shawnee123;489061 wrote:

4. gave

Can I change this to present tense? Give? I didn't supply the present tense request, though I thought to do it...:D



MMmm....I didn't expect you guys to be so..."vanilla"...but this is still working out veerry well so far! lol!

5. drive

S'alright! Don't know why I used past tense anyway. :)

6) horses (plural noun)

7. noun...POTATO
8. verb...BUGGER
9. adjective...SWIFT
10. noun...TUBA

Nevermind

(I was wondering where our resident potty mouths were in my hour of need)

11. verb: pwn (can we use "words" that aren't really words except by popular usage?)

26. verb
27. verb (ending in &#8211;ing)
28. verb

26. plummet
27. accelerating
28. crater (as a verb)

CRATER!!!! LOL!

You know, BigV, our economy is cratering. :lol:

:)

Alright I still need: (this is turning out pretty good)

12. proper noun (plural) (actually doesn't have to be a proper noun just a plural noun)
13. verb
14. verb
15. noun
16. adj.
17. Country
18. verb
19. noun
20. plural noun
21. adjective
22. adjective
23. verb
24. adjective

17. Zimbabwe

I just like sayin' 'zzzimmmbahbwehhhhh.'

plural,

12. Grand Tetons

Edit: I meant 12

20. balls
24. precious

hahahahaha



hahaha

....ha

13. verb - pump
14. verb - shovel
15. noun - bomb
16. adj. - straight

This is toooo hard!

LOL OMG what the heck is left?

21. - smokin'

we still need:

18. verb
19. noun

22. adjective
23. verb

25. noun

25. Pop Tart

18. besmirch
19. pickle

I'm not leaving here til I see the full version!

Huh. Lumberjim came up with 'besmirch' ----very nice. 10 points and you're off notice.

22. stinky
23. kick

Are we done now?

Cicero;489043 wrote:

Alright! On to the next! I have put together something stellar for you guys this morning...I will supply the parts of speech, and so it will truly be a surprise to everyone (no accusations here):p , I will put it back together...It's long but I think it was worth the time...;) Heh. :D Feel free to supply more than one answer..This one is just sooo long..Just like the last one, supply the number(s) you are giving an answer for. *omg!! rofl!!*

1. adjective smooth [COLOR="Silver"]glatt [/COLOR]
2. verb ending in &#8211;ing flinging [COLOR="Silver"]Sundae Girl [/COLOR]
3. adjective microscopic [COLOR="Silver"]SamIam[/COLOR]
4. verb gave [COLOR="Silver"]Shawnee123[/COLOR]
5. verb drive [COLOR="Silver"]glatt[/COLOR]
6. plural noun horses [COLOR="Silver"]Stormieweather[/COLOR]
7. noun POTATO [COLOR="Silver"]lumberjim[/COLOR]
8. verb BUGGER [COLOR="Silver"]lumberjim[/COLOR]
9. adjective SWIFT [COLOR="Silver"]lumberjim[/COLOR]
10. noun TUBA [COLOR="Silver"]lumberjim[/COLOR]
11. verb pwn [COLOR="Silver"]morethanpretty[/COLOR]
12. proper noun (plural) Grand Tetons [COLOR="Silver"]glatt[/COLOR]
13. verb pump [COLOR="Silver"]glatt[/COLOR]
14. verb shovel [COLOR="Silver"]glatt[/COLOR]
15. noun bomb [COLOR="Silver"]glatt[/COLOR]
16. adj. straight [COLOR="Silver"]glatt[/COLOR]
17. Country Zimbabwe [COLOR="Silver"]Shawnee123 [/COLOR]
18. verb besmirch [COLOR="Silver"]lumberjim[/COLOR]
19. noun pickle [COLOR="Silver"]lumberjim[/COLOR]
20. plural noun balls [COLOR="Silver"]Sundae Girl [/COLOR]
21. adjective smokin' [COLOR="Silver"]classicman[/COLOR]
22. adjective stinky [COLOR="Silver"]Sundae Girl [/COLOR]
23. verb kick [COLOR="Silver"]Sundae Girl [/COLOR]
24. adjective precious [COLOR="Silver"]Sundae Girl [/COLOR]
25. noun Pop Tart [COLOR="Silver"]Sundae Girl [/COLOR]
26. verb plummet [COLOR="Silver"]BigV[/COLOR]
27. verb (ending in &#8211;ing) accelerating [COLOR="Silver"]BigV[/COLOR]
28. verb crater (as a verb) [COLOR="Silver"]BigV[/COLOR]

Now get busy!

Wow...I was only gone for an hour or something...Good work guys!

First I will post the article we worked on. Then I will post your revisions!

We libbed the tail end from here: http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/jfkinaugural.htm :D :


John F. Kennedy
Inaugural Address
delivered 20 January 1961


In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility -- I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our country and all who serve it. And the glow from that fire can truly light the world.

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.

My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.
Finally, whether you are citizens of America or citizens of the world, ask of us here the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own.

Your revisions:
Mad Kennedy Lib


John F. Kennedy
Inaugural Address
delivered 20 January 1961

In the [COLOR="Red"]smooth[/COLOR] history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of [COLOR="red"]flinging[/COLOR] freedom in its hour of [COLOR="red"]microscopic[/COLOR] danger. I do not [COLOR="red"]give[/COLOR] from this responsibility -- I [COLOR="red"]drive[/COLOR] it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange [COLOR="red"]horses[/COLOR] with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this [COLOR="red"]potato[/COLOR] will [COLOR="red"]bugger[/COLOR] our country and all who [COLOR="red"]swift[/COLOR] it. And the glow from that[COLOR="red"] tuba[/COLOR] can truly[COLOR="red"] pwn [/COLOR]the world.

And so, my fellow [COLOR="red"]Grand Tetons[/COLOR] ask not what your country can [COLOR="red"]pump[/COLOR] for you; ask what you can[COLOR="red"] shovel [/COLOR]for your [COLOR="red"]bomb[/COLOR].

My [COLOR="red"]straight[/COLOR] citizens of the world, ask not what[COLOR="red"] Zimbabwe[/COLOR] will do for you, but what together we can [COLOR="red"]besmirch [/COLOR]for the freedom of [COLOR="red"]pickle[/COLOR].


Finally, whether you are [COLOR="red"]balls[/COLOR] of America or citizens of the world, ask of us here the same [COLOR="red"]smokin&#8217; [/COLOR]standards of [COLOR="red"]stink[/COLOR] and [COLOR="red"]kick[/COLOR] which we ask of you. With a [COLOR="red"]precious[/COLOR] conscience our only sure reward, with [COLOR="red"]Pop Tart[/COLOR] the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to [COLOR="red"]plummet[/COLOR] the land we love, asking His[COLOR="red"] acceleratings [/COLOR]and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly[COLOR="red"] crater[/COLOR] our own.

lol!! Wooo!

I screwed up on 9.....It should have been a verb instead of an adjective...sorry guys.

:thumb:

If Pop Tarts are our final judge, I'm in good standing, at least with the brown sugar cinnamon faction!

Good stuff, Cicero!

lol! I like the part about "what together we can besmirch" and "whether you are balls of America or citizens of the world"...lol!!

"truly[COLOR=red] crater[/COLOR] our own" -- we're definitely doing that. All our own 401ks.

"ask not what your country can pump for you, ask what you can shovel for your bomb."

heeeelarious!

My favourite line:

The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this potato will bugger our country and all who swift it.

Sterling work Cicero!
Made me laugh heartily.

lol! Yea...I liked your submissions...quite in the mad lib vein..

Ok I have cooked up a new lib for you guys. This kind is my "specialty", as it is "my specialty" it is not for the faint of heart or the easily butt-hurt. Please play with caution as you will not be aware of the subject until all of the numbers have a designated word.

Again, this is an incredibly long one so feel free to supply a word for more than one number if you wish. Supply as many as you want if you don't think it will cause double posts. Just indicate the number you are supplying.

Enter all ye mad libbers with caution, as this one is a doozy. :)

*all in jest- not for the easily offended-so stay out if you can not maintain a sense of humour or sense of adventure*

[B]Now let the new lib roll:

1.(verb past tense)
2.(adj)
3.(adj)
4.(verb past tense)
5.(noun)
6.(verb-ing)
7.(verb)
8.(adj)
9.(verb)
10.(noun)
11.(adj)
12.(noun)
13.(plural noun)
14.(verb-ing)
15.(noun)
16.(noun)
17.(verb)
18.(noun)
19.(verb)
20.(verb)
21.(adj)
22.(verb)
23.(verb past tense)
24.(noun)
25.(noun)
26.(plural noun)
27.(noun)
28.(proper noun)
29.(verb past tense)
30.(adj)
31.(noun)
32.(verb)
33.(verb)
34.(adj)
35.(noun)
36.(adj)
37.(verb past tense)
38.(verb past tense)
39.(adj)
40.(adj)
41.(noun)
42.(verb past tense)
43.(noun)
44.(adj)
45.(noun)
46.(noun)
47.(noun)[/B]
Yes it's long...but I just couldn't sacrifice content. :)

1. farted

:) MMm...good one....*looking bemused and deviant*

[B]6.(verb-ing) squatting
7.(verb) shriek
8.(adj) manky
9.(verb) sift
10.(noun) toy soldier
11.(adj) cheese filled
12.(noun) brown[/B]

2.(adj) dank
3.(adj) musty

4.(verb past tense)--ate
5.(noun)--corn

Now we just need # 13 and on...

Quite right m'dear Shawneee....And it's looking good so far!
If good is the new baaad!! Ha! Evil. Quite evil. Loviiing iiit!
lol!
It's one of those stories that captures your attention immediately.

:)

Can't wait! :)

13) mice
14)whacking
15) house
16) dog

17.(verb) paint
18.(noun) bicycle
19.(verb) fall
20.(verb) rub

ROFL!! Some of this just too much..

Double-post and BUUUUMP! :) *mad-lib slave driving*

I need:
21.(adj)
22.(verb)
23.(verb past tense)
24.(noun)
25.(noun)
26.(plural noun)
27.(noun)
28.(proper noun)
29.(verb past tense)
30.(adj)
31.(noun)
32.(verb)
33.(verb)
34.(adj)
35.(noun)
36.(adj)
37.(verb past tense)
38.(verb past tense)
39.(adj)
40.(adj)
41.(noun)
42.(verb past tense)
43.(noun)
44.(adj)
45.(noun)
46.(noun)
47.(noun)

21.(adj) wet
22.(verb) bounce
23.(verb past tense) shat
24.(noun) nipple
25.(noun) coffin
26.(plural noun) tits
27.(noun) melons
28.(proper noun) Mello Yello

Jim haz "mad"skillz.

Alright.....these are in need. Words! Words! Gimme. :)
29.(verb past tense)
30.(adj)
31.(noun)
32.(verb)
33.(verb)
34.(adj)
35.(noun)
36.(adj)
37.(verb past tense)
38.(verb past tense)
39.(adj)
40.(adj)
41.(noun)
42.(verb past tense)
43.(noun)
44.(adj)
45.(noun)
46.(noun)
47.(noun)

29 bolloxed
30 slimey
31 god
32 fixing
33 neutralizing

47 bottle
46 earlobe
45 knight
44 serene
41 fishbowl

42 buttfucked
43 mouth

:D

now you just need 34-40

34. independent
35. capybara
36. shaved
37. flummoxed
38. elated
39. intense
40. flappable

as dictated by jinx: (in true mad lib fashion....)
41.(noun) carburetor
42.(verb past tense) smote
43.(noun) alpaca
44.(adj) swirly
45.(noun)boa constrictor
46.(noun) Zamboni
47.(noun) flu shot



...awesome...

I'm too late. sniff.

you had all fookin dai.

you're worse than footfootfoot

He's a
48. noun douchebag

lumberjim;492270 wrote:

as dictated by jinx: (in true mad lib fashion....)
41.(noun) carburetor
42.(verb past tense) smote
43.(noun) alpaca
44.(adj) swirly
45.(noun)boa constrictor
46.(noun) Zamboni
47.(noun) flu shot



...awesome...

ur too late too.... :rolleyes:

wow.....i must not have been on the last page of the thread....


that makes me look kinda stoopit

don't worry,
no more than usual ;)

ok cool.


so where the fuck is cicero? i hope she's not drunk and sleeping on the neighbor's porch again.

squirell nutkin;492288 wrote:

He's a
48. noun douchebag

my 9yo boy called my 6yo boy a douchebag this evening. we have a rule.. if you know what it means and you use it in context, it's your call. otherwise you don't use it. Was glad to find out an apology was required.

Thing is, we do not censor our language around the house (well I don't anyway), but this is not a word either beest or I use. But they hear it on the radio station we listen to, if we don't turn it off fast enough when they come into the room.
moral of the story: if you want your kids to not use "bad" words, use them. In some situations, they "learn' by rebellion :lol:

totally. i cuss around my kids

somehow, they just know not to say those words.
it's like they're people or something

-sighs- I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact my child's first word is going to be either "bitch" or "fuck". They're the words she hears most from me :(

My parents cussed around us. We were not to. In fact I remember once saying "dang" and dad said it sounded too much like "damn."

Eh, they're just words made up of letters that someone decided a long time ago were "bad." Certainly you don't want a child running around cussing, but most parents teach their children well in this aspect, I've found.

I found this nice little article about Bill Cosby's early standup.



Bill Cosby: Himself is one of the first -- only -- standup comedy films that your parents found just as funny as you did when you were 10. Cosby is such a skilled comedian, his riffs on a visit to the dentist, going through childbirth with your wife and recovering from a night of heavy drinking pretty much destroyed the topics for future comedians; no one was going to top Cosby, and everybody knew it. And this is not the sanitized Fat Albert Cosby either. When he talked about believing, up to the age of 12, that his brother's name was "Jesus Christ!" and his name was "Goddammit!" because the expletives were the only ways his father ever referred to them, the laughs had real bite. Twenty years later, it's a shock to see Cosby talking about parental abuse, alcoholism and, most memorably, cocaine ("See, the thing is," he recalls a man telling him, "cocaine enhances my personality." Cosby responds, "Yeah, but what if you're an asshole?")

Years of Jell-O commercials have filtered Cosby in the public consciousness into a crotchety, Cardigan-sweatered kids-do-the-craziest-thing caricature, but he was the pro's pro. Even more than longtime nemesis Richard Pryor, he was an influence on every comedian who followed him. And though it might seem corny, Cosby told truths that every family had faced, unsanitized but still clean, smart without ever pandering. Long live The Breathing Cosbys!


[/hijack..oh, HI, jack!]

I pretty much stopped swearing when we had kids.

The Reveal: The first item is the text we used. The next post will be your version.

:)

Revelation 6 (21st Century King James Version)
21st Century King James Version (KJ21)

Revelation 6
1And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals; and I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder, one of the four living beings saying, "Come and see!"

2And I saw, and behold, a white horse, and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him, and he went forth conquering and to conquer.

3And when He had opened the second seal, I heard the second living being say, "Come and see!"

4And there went out another horse that was red; and power was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, that they should kill one another; and there was given unto him a great sword.

5And when He had opened the third seal, I heard the third living being say, "Come and see!" And I beheld, and lo, a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.

6And I heard a voice in the midst of the four living beings say, "A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine!"

7And when He had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living being say, "Come and see!"

8And I looked, and behold, a pale horse, and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over a fourth part of the earth to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

9And when He had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the Word of God, and for the testimony which they held.

10And they cried with a loud voice, saying, "How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost Thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?"

11And white robes were given unto every one of them, and it was said unto them that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellow servants and also their brethren, who were to be killed as they were, should be fulfilled.

12And I beheld when He had opened the sixth seal, and lo, there was a great earthquake, and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;

13and the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs when she is shaken by a mighty wind.

14And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together, and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.

In red are your contributions!

Mad Cellar Revelations!
1And I saw when the Lamb [COLOR="Red"]farted[/COLOR] one of the seals; and I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder, one of the four [COLOR="red"]dank [/COLOR]beings saying, "Come and see!"

2And I saw, and behold, a [COLOR="red"]musty[/COLOR] horse, and he that [COLOR="red"]ate [/COLOR]on him had a bow; and a [COLOR="red"]corn [/COLOR]was given unto him, and he went forth [COLOR="red"]squatting [/COLOR]and to conquer.

3And when He had opened the second seal, I heard the second living being say, "Come and [COLOR="red"]shriek[/COLOR]!"

4And there went out another horse that was [COLOR="red"]manky[/COLOR]; and power was given to him that [COLOR="red"]sift[/COLOR] thereon to take peace from the earth, that they should kill one another; and there was given unto him a great [COLOR="red"]toy soldier[/COLOR].

5And when He had opened the third seal, I heard the third living being say, "Come and see!" And I beheld, and lo, a[COLOR="red"] cheese filled brown[/COLOR]; and he that sat on him had a pair of [COLOR="red"]mice[/COLOR] in his hand.

6And I heard a voice in the midst of the four [COLOR="red"]whacking [/COLOR]beings say, "A measure of [COLOR="red"]house[/COLOR] for a penny, and three measures of [COLOR="red"]dog[/COLOR] for a penny; and see thou [COLOR="red"]paint[/COLOR] not the oil and the wine!"

7And when He had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living [COLOR="red"]bicycle [/COLOR]say, "[COLOR="red"]Fall[/COLOR] and [COLOR="red"]Rub[/COLOR]!"

8And I looked, and behold, a [COLOR="red"]wet [/COLOR]horse, and his name that [COLOR="red"]bounce [/COLOR]on him was Death, and Hell [COLOR="red"]shat [/COLOR]with him. And [COLOR="red"]nipple [/COLOR]was given unto them over a fourth part of the earth to kill with [COLOR="red"]coffin[/COLOR], and with hunger, and with death, and with the [COLOR="red"]tits[/COLOR] of the earth.

9And when He had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the [COLOR="red"]melons [/COLOR]the souls of them that were slain for the Word of [COLOR="red"]Mello Yello[/COLOR], and for the testimony which they[COLOR="red"] bolloxed[/COLOR].

10And they cried with a [COLOR="red"]slimy[/COLOR] God, saying, "How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost Thou not[COLOR="red"] fix(ing)[/COLOR] and [COLOR="red"]neutralize (ing)[/COLOR] our blood on them that dwell on the earth?"

11And [COLOR="red"]independent capybara [/COLOR]were given unto every one of them, and it was said unto them that they should rest yet for a little season, until their [COLOR="red"]shaved[/COLOR] servants and also their brethren, who were to be killed as they were, should be [COLOR="red"]flummoxed[/COLOR].

12And I [COLOR="red"]elated[/COLOR] when He had opened the sixth seal, and lo, there was a [COLOR="red"]intense [/COLOR]earthquake, and the sun became as [COLOR="red"]flappable [/COLOR]sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as [COLOR="red"]fishbowl[/COLOR];

13and the stars of heaven [COLOR="red"]buttfucked[/COLOR] unto the [COLOR="red"]mouth[/COLOR], even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs when she is shaken by a [COLOR="red"]serene knight[/COLOR].

14And the heaven departed as a [COLOR="red"]earlobe[/COLOR] when it is rolled together, and every mountain and [COLOR="red"]bottle[/COLOR] were moved out of their places.

Woa...I am going to tell Phelps on you guys!!! All ye sinners! lol! Silly....

"[COLOR=red]Fall[/COLOR] and [COLOR=red]Rub[/COLOR]!"~~ the [COLOR=red]tits[/COLOR] of the earth


[lol]....stars of heaven [COLOR=red]buttfucked[/COLOR] unto the [COLOR=red]mouth....[/.lol][/COLOR]

the cellar: "[COLOR=red]Fall[/COLOR] and [COLOR=red]Rub[/COLOR]!"

the cellar: herein lieth the tits of the earth

lumberjim;492529 wrote:

[lol]....stars of heaven [COLOR=red]buttfucked[/COLOR] unto the [COLOR=red]mouth....[/.lol][/COLOR]

LOL!
OOOh jeez. What a terrible time awaits......DooooM!:D

LOL!! Nice, Cicero and contributing Cellarites!!

Ok I think I have the hang of it, can i do one? pls?

and if not, can i suggest a text?

Go ahead Monstah! Be my guest! :) Do one up!

ok, give me 10 or so ...I have to check a kid's room for bogeymen/kittens

hmm let's see if this works......

1. verb
2. adverb
3. noun
4. noun
5. noun
6. plural noun
7. plural noun
8. verb
9. noun
10. adj
11. adj
12. plural noun
13. noun
14. plural noun
15. preposition
16. noun
17. verb
18. plural noun

6. plural noun tacos
7. plural noun fish
8. verb bugger
9. noun armadillo
10. adj smarmy
11. adj translucent

1. verb : spun
12: plural noun: rabbits

2.pre-ejaculatingly
3.Tazer
4.flames of hell
5.Theory
6.Douche Bags

13. testicle

Sorry about number 6.

14. Heathen trick o' treatin' pedophiles.
15. Against
16. Breast Implant

17. spelunking
18. dead hookers

heh.

ok, I'll put it together in a little while....

It was the start of Desiderata.....

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others, even dull and ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater
and lesser persons than yourself.

(Max Ehrmann)

Now it's..........

Spin pre-ejaculatingly amid the noise and tazer,
and remember what flames of hell there may be in theory.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good tacos with all fish.
Bugger your armadillo smarmily and translucently;
and listen to rabbits, even dull and ignorant;
they too have their testicle.
Avoid loud and aggressive heathen trick-o’-treatin’ pedophiles;
they are vexations against the breast implant.
If you spelunk yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater
and lesser dead hookers than yourself.

Well done, I like.
Moar plz (from any quarter) I didn't get the chance to participate in that one.

monster;492798 wrote:

Bugger your armadillo smarmily and translucently;
and listen to rabbits, even dull and ignorant;
they too have their testicle

"Never trust a rabbit. They may look like a child’s toy but they steal your crops." (Hungarian proverb)

LOL!

"for always there will be greater
and lesser dead hookers than yourself"

lol!

I think that one wins first prize! Great job, monster

Why, thank you :o

1) adjective
2) verb
3) presposition
4) noun
5) superlative adjective
6) noun
7) verb
8) noun
9) noun
10) noun
11) collective noun
12) collective noun
13) verb
14) noun
15) adverb
16) verb
17) number
18) noun
19) preposition
20) noun
21) noun
22) verb
23) noun
24) noun
25) verb
26) adjective
27) adjective
28) noun
29) verb
30) adjective

28. wheel of cheese
29. concentrating
30. slightly-used

6) noun barnicle
7) verb float
8) noun balloon knot
9) noun beer can
10) noun Big Toe

3) under
4) sausage
5) slimiest

lol at Desiderata!

4. cow

1) rusty
2) swim
14) penis

2 many 4s

needs 11-27 except 14

11) collective noun Gaggle
12) collective noun Herd
13) verb electrocute
14) noun ======
15) adverb happily
16) verb fluff
17) number one
18) noun amrchair
19) preposition The
20) noun caramel mocchiatto
21) noun Popsicle
22) verb cadaver
23) noun muffin
24) noun skateboard

25-27 anyone? Bueller?

25. trim
26. brown
27. pointy

Well, I figured you did such an awesome job with the Desiderata, and Palin could do with a little help....

The original:

"Palin" wrote:

John McCain, in referring to the fundamental of our economy being strong, he was talking to and he was talking about the American workforce. And the American workforce is the greatest in this world, with the ingenuity and the work ethic that is just entrenched in our workforce.
That's a positive. That's encouragement. And that's what John McCain meant.
Now, what I've done as a governor and as a mayor is (inaudible) I've had that track record of reform. And I've joined this team that is a team of mavericks with John McCain, also, with his track record of reform, where we're known for putting partisan politics aside to just get the job done.
Now, Barack Obama, of course, he's pretty much only voted along his party lines. In fact, 96 percent of his votes have been solely along party line, not having that proof for the American people to know that his commitment, too, is, you know, put the partisanship, put the special interests aside, and get down to getting business done for the people of America.
We're tired of the old politics as usual. And that's why, with all due respect, I do respect your years in the U.S. Senate, but I think Americans are craving something new and different and that new energy and that new commitment that's going to come with reform.
I think that's why we need to send the maverick from the Senate and put him in the White House, and I'm happy to join him there.

New and Improved.....

"Dwellarz" wrote:

John McCain, in referring to the fundamental of our economy being rusty, he was swimming under and he was talking about the American sausage. And the American sausage is the slimiest in this world, with the ingenuity and the barnicle ethic that is just entrenched in our sausage.
That's a positive. That's encouragement. And that's what John McCain floated.
Now, what I've done as a balloon knot and as a beer can is (inaudible) I've had that track record of big toe. And I've joined this gaggle that is a herd of mavericks with John McCain, also, with his track record of reform, where we're known for electrocuting partisan pinises happily to just get the job done.
Now, Barack Obama, of course, he's pretty much only fluffed along his party lines. In fact, one percent of his armchairs have been solely the party line, not having that proof for the American people to know that his commitment, too, is, you know, put the partisanship, put the special interests aside, and get down to getting caramel mocciato done for the people of America.
We're tired of the old popsicles as usual. And that's why, with all due cadaver, I do respect your muffins in the U.S. Skateboard, but I think Americans are trimming something new and different and that brown energy and that pointy commitment that's going to come with wheel of cheese.
I think that's why we need to concentrate the maverick from the Senate and put him in the Slighty-Used House, and I'm happy to join him there.

I think it works :)

Well done, Cellarites!!

Oh marvellous, marvellous.
Thank you Monster and well done all!

I'm not sorry about ur sausage
But I envy you Obama's brown energy