Political Drinks

Lets get something going here cuz no matter who gets elected we are going to have to do some serious drinking over the next few years.

Create some drink names ...

Obama Mama

The Maverick
I can see Russia!
The Field Dressed Moose
The Typical White Person
Experience
Lack of " " (light version)
The Bipartisan (shared drink)
The Hockey MILF
Community Co-schmunity (shared drink)
Older Than Dirt
God's Pipeline
My Second Wife

Good start, guys, but we need recipes for these.

The Maverick:

Two shots of the third bottle from the right on the spirits shelf, what ever it is.
Keep in a bamboo cage for five years.
Shake well, allow to settle, serve tepid.

I can see Russia!:
2 shots holy water
2 shots vodka
1 shot (i.e. 20%) energy drink
A dash of oil.
Ice to taste.
More ice.
Some more ice.
Serve in square glasses.

Obama Mama:
1 shot white spirits
1 shot dark rum
agitate briefly
add olive
Serve in a tall glass

Bidenvisible
1 large glass of tap water
serve at room temperature

If I recall correctly, Biden likes his scotch... a lot.

Well then .... half whiskey, half water ... and put in lots of water!!

I like the "I can see Russia" recipe a lot. Anything that mixes holy water and vodka is going to be a winner, but only 2 shots of voddie? I'll need more than that to see Russia.

The Obamanos! (Double Shot)
2 shots Gold tequila
One lime
2 Small Red chili peppers

To prepare:
Pour the tequila shots in shaker with ice and squeeze in the lime. Cut the chili pepper and rotate it around the tumbler lip several times. Don't worry if chili pepper seeds fall into the glass it's part of the drink. Cut the other chili pepper and add it to the lip for a colorful, edible, garnish! (See how long it takes you to go! to the bathroom)
:)

BEST.
THREAD.
EVER.

Absentee Voter:

Standard gin martini, garnished with 2 psilocybin mushrooms on a toothpick; only served during the first fifteen minutes of bar opening.

One of these and you've gotten your drinking done for the night, and you're gone and can effectively forget about it.


Swing Voter:

shot of gin
shot of vermouth
in separate shotglasses of equal size

What you really need is a combination, since both are foul on their own. But there's only room in the glass for one.

Strained McCain
aka: Silver Dogg

1.5 oz silver tequila
3 oz grapefruit juice
mix well strain over chopped ice
garnish with lime wedge

The Palin Nailer

(1) Wine Cooler
(1) "Roofie"
(1) Shot Penicillin

Flint;488790 wrote:

The Palin Nailer

(1) Wine Cooler
(1) "Roofie"
(1) Shot Penicillin

*snort*

I was thinkin someone would come up with a "shooter" for her

Lipstick on a Pitbull --
rum
Frangelico
grenadine
blood orange slice

Bridge to Nowhere

half glass of fresh melted Arctic snow
double shot of pure grain alcohol
2 cubes of glacial ice

2008 Mudslinger

Coat rim of class with chocolate syrup
Add
1 shot kahlua
1 shot chocolate vodka (from freezer)
Blend in cocktail shaker, serve over ice, or over your least favoured companion

Flirty Martini:

2 oz gin
Splash of moose piss

Serve over eyes :love:

Barak Obama

In a tall glass over ice combine:
1 oz dark rum
1/2 oz coconut rum
add strong ginger ale to fill.

The Independent

1 shot of kahlua
1 shot of rice wine
Enough hemlock to fill the glass.

The Obama Godlike

1 shot vodka
1 shot kailua
1/2 cup milk
1 gram of Ricin

Poor over ice serve chilled.

The Oh Shit! These Are The Candidates?

1 shot Bacardi 151 Rum
1 shot Goldschlager
2 pellets Zyklon B

Follow up with vigorous round of "Russian Roulette", preferably using an automatic.

The Kamikazi
What we're all drinking now.
ingredients? whatever you got left cuz
you can't afford anymore.

Ouch! but :lol:


Edit: Does anybody gots any moony-shine recipes?

classicman;492304 wrote:

The Kamikazi
What we're all drinking now.
ingredients? whatever you got left cuz
you can't afford anymore.

Oh, you mean a "Gorilla Spit".
The collected spillage in the rubber mats along the edge of the bar.

ZenGum;492327 wrote:

Ouch! but :lol:


Edit: Does anybody gots any moony-shine recipes?

Recipes are easy. Building the still and hiding it from prying eyes, not so much.

http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/Vineyard/3281/moonshine.html

Maverick Reform

Non alcoholic sparkling grape juice
vodka to taste

And here I thought the Reagan-era "Alexander Haig" was ingenious. (It was also potable.)

The Joe the Plumber:

Take a hit of nitrous while chugging Goldschläger.

Pie;494182 wrote:

The Joe the Plumber:

Take a hit of nitrous while chugging Goldschläger.

...and a Piels chaser.