The Cellar Orgy Thread (Hopefully NSFW)
Elspode knocks on MTP's door late on a Saturday evening. He clutches a 1.75 liter of very expensive vodka in one hand, and a couple of Hitachi Magic Wand vibrators that he stole from another thread in the other.
MTP yoinks the 1.75 liter of voddie and snorks it down. She wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, smiles at 'Spode and says,"...
"...I'm gonna hurl. When I'm done, can you call LJ and ask if he'll do me? No kissing."
lj pushes past elspode. " I brought beers and a big blue bucket. where do you want em?"
Stevedallas doesn't even show up. The extensive network of hidden cameras he secretly put in place will record everything for him.
footfootfoot arrives and tells all assembled:
"You can leave your hats on. I know what love is."
Elspode looks around furtively, feeling certain that Brianna had been in the room, yet not finding her anywhere. He quickly pulls out the 8x10 glossy pics of her on a motorcycle, and shows them to LJ, who moans softly, then collapses.
Sundae Girl is curled up on the sofa, dozing contentedly like a cat.
Just before the doorbell rings again, she jumps up, eyes shining, as if she knows who has come to call.
Bruce stands in the open door, large as life and twice as fatal.
Ignoring the other Dwellars he locks eyes with Sundae.
"I'm here. And I have something for you."
Sundae's eyes are drawn from his lupine head to his bulging pants.
"For me?" she whispers, "but it's so... big!"
"I can he gentle," he growls.
In three strides he is in front of her, and she drops gratefully to her knees in front of him.
He smells of clean clothes and soap, and she's already wet between her thighs at the thought of what she's about to do.
Her nipples are like bullets and she longs to rub herself up and down his body and press his face between her breasts, but first she wants to feel him springing eagerly into her hand and take him full and complete into her her mouth, pressing his wet head against the roof.
MTP's doorbell rings. It's the courier with an engraved invite from Shawnee to all female Dwellars to her Tupperware Party, which is taking place right now!. SG dislodges bruce's swollen member from her eager throat and says..."
... "Hey there, handsome courier, come on in..."
SG dislodges bruce's swollen member from her eager throat....
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! :smack: :headshake :mecry:
Then the doorbell rings again! It's a pizza delivery guy! SG, still down on her wenchy knees and holding bruce's manhood, grins up at both the courier AND the pizza guy.
Shawnee calls up wondering why her Tupperware party is a bust. As Bri explains the situation, Shawnee sighs. Who would give up an orgy for tupperware? Seriously, what was she thinking? She vows to check her calendar for next year's party.
After telling Shawnee to high tail it over to MTP's house, she puts down the phone and purrs at Sundae, "Honey, it looks a bit crowded down there, what with bruce AND the courier AND the pizza guy...need any help?"
Case enters the room, looking wrecked. "I just..." she begins but stops at the sight of ZenGum, who is writhing on the couch...
Case is shocked at Zen's writhing and asks if he needs an aspirin.
"No, baby," Zen says, now openly humping the couch. "I need YOU!"
Case pats Zen gently on the head and tells him that Brianna will be back soon to help her soothe his desire. Then, she turns to MTP and asks, "Where the hell did you get this couch? Catnip emporium?"
Taken aback by Case's low opinion of her favorite piece of furniture, MTP was about to give a feisty retort, when the doorbell rang and instead walked to the door and opened it. In walks Merc holding two gerbils up by their tails, exclaiming, "I brought the toys. Me first!"
Sneaking up from behind him, flashing her ASPCA badge, Pico declares, " There will be no animals harmed in this orgy!"
does that mean i have to return this blue bucket? that walrus was acting a little hurt when i stoled it
MTP asks,"Are they female gerbils? Perhaps my male hamster will like 'em, just put them in with him."
Pico takes a look in the bucket and decides it would cruelty to give that to the walrus.
MTP looks around a bit confused to what she should do next: Bri and SG are giving oral to xo, pizza guy and courier. Case is staring at zen who is humping the couch MTP bought from a witch doctor who put a love spell on it. LJ is holding a bucket, Pico is holding an ASPCA badge, elz is holding his hitachi wands, F3 is holding his hat, and merc still hasn't put the gerbils in the cage. "You can set your stuff down, but Elz we need those hitachi wands for
mixing the cocktails".
Limey, on the other hand, grabs a wand and shoves it ...
into her pants. With it sticking out the zipper.... and looking like a horny lecher, she chases mtp around the kitchen making popping noises and hooting with laughter.
Meanwhile, Wolf has been fitting her strap on rubber whale penis.
She walks through the door (with difficulty) and says "line up, folks, I can do five at a time with this beauty!".
Elspode casts aside the useless electrical devices, and softly curses to himself, vowing to never enter such a scene full handed again.
Turning to MTP, he deftly relieves her of her scanty panties with one hand, while the other reaches out to SG, doffing her soaking undergarments with a single flick of the wrist.
Suddenly, Tree Fae enters the room.
and says, looks like everybody's here but the po-lice, and I've a feeling they'll be here soon. :rolleyes:
Suddenly, the electricity fails, the lights go out, and darkness fills the house. (It's night time, ok? Go with this).
There are sounds of giggling, squealing and furniture being bumped.
Something clatters to the ground.
Sundae Girl is on her back and feels a soft touch on her thigh.
She doesn't know whether it is a man or a woman (it is definitely NOT a spotty adolescent teenage delivery person!) but they know what they are doing.
The gentle hand gently parts her lips and a tongue soon follows.
Lying there in the dark with an experienced stranger's tongue lapping her gently to orgasm, Sundae feels completely liberated. She wants to grab the person's head and rub herself all over their face, but lies back contently, not wanting to brack the spell of anonimity that is exciting her so much.
[COLOR="White"]Don't any of you DARE follow this up with the lights coming on and it being a dog. I'm getting off on this![/COLOR]
Then, because of all the moaning and orgasm-y sounds coming from the floor someone shines a flashlight on Sundae and her paramour.
"OMG!" A voice cries out,
"Is that TW?!"
I think UG is the more cunning linguist.
Oh no you din't, Bri!
HA HA HA HA LOL LOL LOL LOL
:lol2:
I was wondering, is it bad manners to bring someone to an orgy without asking them first? I was wondering whether I should have done that with Wolf. My reasoning was, we needed someone to wear the whale penis strap-on, and she being the high priestess and all, it seemed her prerogative.
Meanwhile, Ducksnuts is sitting quietly in the corner with a cup of camomile tea and a hot water bottle across her belly. She does not look happy.
:lol2:
I was wondering, is it bad manners to bring someone to an orgy without asking them first? I was wondering whether I should have done that with Wolf. My reasoning was, we needed someone to wear the whale penis strap-on, and she being the high priestess and all, it seemed her prerogative.
Orgy means, not having to say your sorry.;)
Then, because of all the moaning and orgasm-y sounds coming from the floor someone shines a flashlight on Sundae and her paramour.
"OMG!" A voice cries out,
"Is that TW?!"
I think UG is the more cunning linguist.
"TW, UG, how can we tell with that gimp-mask covering his head?"
says a different voice.
"I guess we'll never know" says a refined accent "but hey! I just found this giant-sized bottle of baby oil that someone brought... let me get this cap off ... oh damn I'm spilling it everywhere ... sorry, all over everyone, oh dear, right over your norks (whoever you are) and now its gone dark again, let me wipe that off for you. No wait, who is that? Where's the bottle gone?"
:lol2:
What the heck are norks? :lol:
I'm not sorry about ur finger. :) (new spin)
What the heck are norks? :lol:
Norks are boobies.
I have a feeling Zen is casting me in that part...
*looks down at own breasteses*
It sure ain't ME! :lol:
Now where is RichH when you need him?
Yes, I know the answer, it's a rhetorical question.
Hmm, why so still?
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ZG happens to be fondling MTP's small but firm breasts. She grabs ZG by the hair and plants a huge kiss right on his lips.
SG is preoccupied with Xo's
large cock, it needs alot of attention. [COLOR="White"][SIZE="1"]Yes I remember it, and I have found it very interesting of late. This is where i should blush?[/SIZE][/COLOR]
Xo has his hands full of her generous norks, covered now in oil, and can't wait to get one in his mouth.
S3 is tryin to stay on the sidelines but someone grabs her ass in the dark and are so proficient at fondling she decides to let them....
Trea knocks on the door, a rose in her teeth and not a stitch of clothing. In her hands are various oils, lotions, and lubricants. She struts into the house, dropping her bottles on the table, and finds a random ass to fondle, and some beautiful norks to nibble.
Sundae Girl surveys the room. Her lips are slick with what she’s received from Bruce, but she’s revved up and ready for more. In the dark, a Dwellar starts to whisper into her ear. She has no idea who this is, but from what she feels pressing into her thigh, this is not a lady with a low voice.
Now this Dwellar is promising her all sorts of treats, and she feels herself getting even more excited. He slips a thigh between her legs to let her grind away while he teases her verbally.
She isn’t even sure of the hands on her breasts and the mouth on her nipples are the same person, but the cunning linguist in her ear makes her moan regardless, “Please, please!”
As she bucks and writhes she feels something slick introduced where something slick has been before, but never in a multiple situation. Oh. My. Goodneess. I’d love it if someone else would take over the description…
Hah! You hotted yourself out! Ha Haaa!
Someone must be feelin' randy this afternoon :D
Trea grabs LJ from behind and begins kissing the back of his neck while fondling LabRat's norks....
Three norks...My god it must be!!!!!
Nork may refer to:[LIST]
[*]Nork, Armenia
[*]Nork, Surrey
[*]Nork Deddog
[*]New Orleans Rhythm Kings, an influential early 20s jazz band based in Chicago
[*]Nork is slang (originally and principally Australian English) for breast
[*]Nork is a slang word for North Koreans
[*]Nork can be an abbreviated reference to Northern Rock
[*]Nork is also a slang term for a gun produced by Norinco
[*]Nork could also be used as an abbreviation for a Nerdy Dork[/LIST]
So logically, it's either tits or guns. People on the Cellar fondle both.
Such things are looked up on
urbandictionaryEnough semantics. FONDLE SOMEONE ALREADY!!
Mention a dictionary and the orgy dies. How sad.
-leaps on TOG and nibbles and licks- Not if I can help it.
Ah, me likes the nibbles and licks. Add some sucks we have a plan!
-licks, nibbles, sucks and strokes- How's that for a plan?? :D
TOG is very happy Trea has a plan. Her plan is very good.
-giggles and fondles- I'm good with the good sexy plans...