My favorite reasoning (at least for now)

footfootfoot • Sep 25, 2008 6:26 pm

"Who is the dad?"

Aliantha • Sep 25, 2008 6:28 pm

I have a similar type of reasoning sometimes. It goes something like, "I'm the mother, you're the child. Just do what you're told." That usually comes after I've already explained my reasons for my decision and yet my children still seem to think that bugging the crap out of me is going to make me change my mind somehow.

Aliantha • Sep 25, 2008 6:29 pm

And that's usually followed by, "One more word and you wont be going at all." or something to that effect.

HungLikeJesus • Sep 25, 2008 7:03 pm

footfootfoot;486985 wrote:
"Who is the dad?"

The postman?

classicman • Sep 25, 2008 7:31 pm

Aliantha;486987 wrote:
I have a similar type of reasoning sometimes. It goes something like, "I'm the mother, you're the child. Just do what you're told." That usually comes after I've already explained my reasons for my decision and yet my children still seem to think that bugging the crap out of me is going to make me change my mind somehow.

Aliantha;486988 wrote:
And that's usually followed by, "One more word and you wont be going at all." or something to that effect.

Mine went something like "This is not a Democracy it's a Dictatorship and I'm the Dick."

sweetwater • Sep 26, 2008 10:14 am

Mine when the beasties are brawling, is "This is GOING to be a PEACEABLE KINGDOM if I have to wale on all of you to get it!"
My "kids" are critters, thus the Hicks reference.

SquidGirl • Oct 24, 2008 11:26 pm

footfootfoot;486985 wrote:
"Who is the dad?"

That's what my parents asked me when I told them I was knocked up. LOL

My boyfriend takes my 2 year old and just tells her "I'm bigger than you...you have no choice."...and continues to pick on her. Yes, she now knows how to lick people upside the face because of him. Silly monkeys.

DanaC • Oct 25, 2008 5:57 am

Well, Hello SquidGirl! Welcome to the Cellar:)

That's...an unusual moniker you have there. Is there a story to it?

SquidGirl • Oct 25, 2008 8:53 am

DanaC;497422 wrote:
Well, Hello SquidGirl! Welcome to the Cellar:)

That's...an unusual moniker you have there. Is there a story to it?

Thanks! I've been visiting the Cellar for over a year and I felt it was about time I got involved and made a few cracks of my own :D

My father gave me the nickname when I was little because I was such a 'cuttlefish.' Then, I became obsessively intrigued by the little buggers (or huge, depending on the species).

Thanks for welcoming me to your CellarCommunity!!!