September 13, 2008: Floating Pools

xoxoxoBruce • Sep 13, 2008 10:41 pm
Floating pools? Swimming pools that float?... on water?

Yeah, swimming pools that float on water that fish do nasty things in... and worse, people do nasty things in.

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Finally, the answer to the tragedy of Dolphin rape.

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spudcon • Sep 14, 2008 9:38 am
Enjoy maintaining your pool's chemistry in the middle of an alligator infested swamp, with no electricity. Chemicals delivered by manatee.
Sundae • Sep 14, 2008 9:59 am
Ummmm... interesting.
Seems horribly consumerist though.
You don't like the lake, don't go to the lake, go to the local lido.

Also, they are tiny pools for any kind of real exercise and no chutes or slides for fun and games.

I applaud the ingenuity, it just seems a waste of money and resources.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 14, 2008 10:33 am
What's a Lido?
Sundae • Sep 14, 2008 10:55 am
Sorry, I thought it was a universal term. A lido is an outdoor pool with sheltered sunbathing spaces. Named after the Venice Lido (which is actualy a beach).

There were a lot built in London during the 30s - an alternative for people going to the beach and taking their money out of town. They were out of fashion in the 80s and people had to fight really hard to keep them open. Some have survived, most famously the Serpentine and Hampstead Heath, although I used to go to Tooting Bec (the largest fresh water pool in England).

We don't really have the weather for outdoor pools to stay solvent - they're unusable for at least 2/3 of the year.
Chocolatl • Sep 14, 2008 11:23 am
Interesting to see the juxtaposition of the chlorinated, neon blue water compared to the natural water around it.

Rather than a floating pool, I think I'd want to get one of these -- eco-friendly, self-cleaning natural pools.
Cloud • Sep 14, 2008 11:39 am
some interesting info here. SG--so, a lido is basically a public pool? I've never heard that term, aside from the Venice one. or a hotel?

And Chocolatl, love those natural pool pics! Wish they had some description or caption to the photos, though.
Sundae • Sep 14, 2008 11:53 am
Well it's an outdoor pool with a sunbathing area.
When we say "swimming pool" here, people will automatically assume it's inside.
monster • Sep 14, 2008 12:04 pm
The top one looks like it's set up for some sort of diving competition -it's got a tall ladder and a podium....
monster • Sep 14, 2008 12:07 pm
Sundae Girl;484055 wrote:
Also, they are tiny pools for any kind of real exercise and no chutes or slides for fun and games.


um. you don't need a big pool for some types of exercise and fun and games.....
Chocolatl • Sep 14, 2008 12:15 pm
Cloud, there should be some text boxes on the right hand side of the pictures. The text has info about how they work, who makes 'em, etc.
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 14, 2008 1:13 pm
Any water that has vegetation growing in it, is going to mean insects, and things that prey on insects like birds, bats and reptiles.
bluecuracao • Sep 14, 2008 2:06 pm
Sundae Girl;484066 wrote:
Sorry, I thought it was a universal term. A lido is an outdoor pool with sheltered sunbathing spaces. Named after the Venice Lido (which is actualy a beach).


Ohhhh...that's probably where "The Lido Deck" came from on the Loveboat.
Trilby • Sep 14, 2008 2:08 pm
hm. I like it! When I finally get my man-made lake just the way I want it (including a moistened bint to lob scimitars at blokes), I'll have them do this!
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 14, 2008 2:20 pm
"Moistened bint"? Is that a wet female throwing scimitars at men? :confused:
Trilby • Sep 14, 2008 2:23 pm
From the Holy Gospels:

DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Shut up!
Cloud • Sep 14, 2008 3:57 pm
Sundae Girl;484073 wrote:
When we say "swimming pool" here, people will automatically assume it's inside.


that's surprising to me; it's certainly not the case in the states. A "swimming pool" could be either indoor or outdoor, but indoor is less common, so we would usually say "indoor swimming pool." So, you have different words for indoor and outdoor swimming pools? That's efficient!
monster • Sep 14, 2008 6:27 pm
Cloud;484126 wrote:
that's surprising to me; it's certainly not the case in the states. A "swimming pool" could be either indoor or outdoor, but indoor is less common, so we would usually say "indoor swimming pool."


Speak for your own part of The States :lol: in Michigan, unless it's midsummer, it's obvious the pool is going to be indoors
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 14, 2008 6:36 pm
Maybe for schools or the YMCA, but of the millions of people with home pools, very few are indoors.
monster • Sep 14, 2008 9:12 pm
For a pedant, you're awfully sloppy. Here, the "millions" of backyards pool owners would call them just that -pools- not swimming pools. Swimming pool implies large implies indoors in Michigan, which was the terminology being discussed even though I abbreviated it in my post. which was a lighthearted comment anyway. ymmv, ysohmbb :rolleyes:
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 14, 2008 10:31 pm
Gee, my High School had a sign that said "POOL". :p
SPUCK • Sep 15, 2008 4:30 am
Crocodile horsey doover trays.
Sundae • Sep 15, 2008 5:08 am
SPUCK;484196 wrote:
Crocodile horsey doover trays.

I had to read it twice, but then I :biglaugha
xoxoxoBruce • Sep 15, 2008 11:10 am
Why?
spudcon • Sep 15, 2008 12:08 pm
Chocolatl;484071 wrote:
Interesting to see the juxtaposition of the chlorinated, neon blue water compared to the natural water around it.

Rather than a floating pool, I think I'd want to get one of these -- eco-friendly, self-cleaning natural pools.

Eco friendly? Huh, how many mahogany stained plywood trees had to die to make that deck?
Clodfobble • Sep 15, 2008 7:35 pm
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
Gee, my High School had a sign that said "POOL".


The one at camp said

OOL: Note there is no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
BigV • Sep 16, 2008 3:14 pm
Alternately:

"It's spelled PSWIMMING."

"What? I can't hear any P in swimming."

"Right, the pee in swimming is silent."