Please Welcome Jarfmon

New user Jarfmon is one of my oldest friends. He is, in fact, my brother without common blood. He, like most of us, has a very interesting life, but is probably reticent to spell it all out.

I hope that we can all give him the kind of support and input that we provide to each other, despite the fact that he is new.

LJ...would you please break him in by telling him to eat a dick?

Zippy...would you please send him the titty picture url?

I need loldwellar fodder here...... you aint no-one til you've been lolled.....

(NSFW preferred :D)

(welcome, Barfmom)

Welcome! Now, do push ups!!!

Elspode;483798 wrote:

LJ...would you please break him in by telling him to eat a dick?

how about a nice quiz instead?

1. How does one 'Jarf', mon.


2. How often do you change your sheets?


3. Does Pat really have 2 penises?


4. Does the left brain know that love is fleeting?


5. What color is the number 2?


6. Go back in time and kill one person in the cradle. who?


7. crimson or clover?


8. Where's the beef?


9. ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?


10. Which of the previous questions is the only one that really matters?


good luck. no pressure.

oh...and.....

[SIZE=1][COLOR=Orange]eat a dick, n00b[/COLOR][/SIZE]

welcome Jarf.

Elspode is nice so I am sure all his friends are too.

Welcome to the Cellar, Jarfmon :) Pull up a stool, grab a beer.

THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Are you sexy?

More pertinent question - are you here?

Sundae Girl;483861 wrote:

More pertinent question - are you here?

Exactly!

Better thread Idea: Where is Jarfmon?

Show yourself Jarfmon! Step right up to the microphone and tell us ... all about it!
[welcome]

Hey, I got him to sign up. Now, we'll see if he participates. :p

If we haven't already scared him away lol.

I was in a drunken haranguing mood last night, so I drunkenly harangued him into signing up while I was talking to him on the phone. He may have been just trying to placate me. :blush:

You've probably all scared him off by now. :cool:

Elspode;483889 wrote:

I was in a drunken haranguing mood last night, so I drunkenly harangued him into signing up while I was talking to him on the phone. He may have been just trying to placate me. :blush:

Well, he has no idea what he's missing!

cock

post sumptin jarsmom

He was here earlier this evening... probably ran like hell. :D

:lol:

:welcome: Jarfmon

Maybe you're shy or don't want to wave your personal self all over the net. Fair enough. If it makes you feel any better, I am resistant to facebook/myspace, and have virtually no online profile. Here in the cellar, the shadows are deep. Good for lurking quietly.

xoxoxoBruce;484181 wrote:

He was here earlier this evening... probably ran like hell. :D

Are there any casualties?

Welcome, Jarfmon. What day do you celebrate your birthday?

Yo Jarf - wassup man - Long time no talk - like evahhhhhhh

Worst new user ever

Well at least he won an award

i hate it when i come up with a brand new quiz for a newb...and they fucking waste it. somebody else take it.

lumberjim;484792 wrote:

i hate it when i come up with a brand new quiz for a newb...and they fucking waste it. somebody else take it.

Done, oh great one!

Hey, give him a break. He's not quite the 'Net junkie that we all are, m'kay? :headshake

I don't believe jarfmon is real.

We used to go on Jarfmon hunts when we were kids....

you get a burlap sack, and.....oh...no....that was Snipes.

It's a hoax!

(snicker @ Jim re: snipe hunts. I wonder how many of us actually went on a snipe hunt. I know I did.)

I did too, while in the scouts. Funny part is my older brothers had already told me all about it and I got to watch the whole thing unfold right down to the sneaker coming out of a sack.

I'm wondering ... Elspode, are you jerking our chains with this one? Is there really a Jarfmon? Or are you just having some fun?
Either way, I am cool with it.