September 8, 2008: NSFW Averages

xoxoxoBruce • Sep 8, 2008 11:22 am
I wonder if this is true?
Do women really think size 8 is ideal?
Do men lust for size 12?
Am I that far off the norm in thinking they're all perfect?

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Come to think of it, my desirable range is a whole lot wider than just 8 to 16, and I don't think I could pick an "ideal". :blush:
LabRat • Sep 8, 2008 11:46 am
I have often wanted to find a series of 3-5 women of differing sizes and post a poll for guys, then a separate of of the same pics for girls to vote for their most attractive. Ideally, it would be the same woman, but in 10-15 lb increments, but where ya gonna find that?
lookout123 • Sep 8, 2008 12:08 pm
I'll take them all.

I don't know anything about how sizing works. Quite frequently I'll be listening to the women chatting and I'll hear that so and so is a size __ and it'll shock me, because I know Mrs L is a size 5 and appears larger/smaller than the one they're talking about. I don't get.
Shawnee123 • Sep 8, 2008 12:11 pm
"Size" as defined by the fashion industry is irrelevant. Do you know in many cases the more expensive the clothing the smaller size you can get away with? Marketing.

Anyway, I don't see a big difference between their 12 and their 16 in that pic.

They're all beautiful...but would I like to look like Tillie? You bet your boopy I would.
lookout123 • Sep 8, 2008 12:14 pm
i'm almost willing to bet that "men's ideal" was based almost exclusively on "who has the nicest boobs".
Pico and ME • Sep 8, 2008 12:29 pm
Women are really funny about their bodies. I hate my butt, my husband tells me its one of my better assets.
classicman • Sep 8, 2008 2:20 pm
the women are correct. That's all I'm gonna say, anything else is sure to get me in trouble.
barefoot serpent • Sep 8, 2008 2:38 pm
Do you have something in a ten?
Big Sarge • Sep 8, 2008 5:52 pm
My favorite is Caroline (size 16)
HungLikeJesus • Sep 8, 2008 6:33 pm
Why are there no odd numbers? Is it the same reason Chinese hotels don't have a fourth floor?
Slothboy • Sep 8, 2008 6:58 pm
Size 8 is in fact my least favorite of the three. However, I find them all to be 100% hittable.
ZenGum • Sep 8, 2008 8:51 pm
I like (lust) all three :D
Shape, proportions, muscle tone, skin condition (I dont mean a skin condition!) all contribute. Dress size alone is a poor guide.
Mayor of Shekou • Sep 8, 2008 8:55 pm
Size plays a part, so does proportion. But more important, as Zengum was getting at, is condition. A person with a size 8 frame but size 16 fat layered on it is not my ideal. Nor is a size 12 frame with only enough fat for a size 8 body - who likes skeletons? A nicely toned, balanced body is my ideal. Now if only I could make my own nicely toned and balanced...
Elspode • Sep 8, 2008 9:24 pm
They're all quite fine. My ex was a 16 throughout most of our marriage, and she was never fat in any way. She was quite hot, actually.
TheMercenary • Sep 8, 2008 9:38 pm
I'd do all three of them 2 times!!

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I love the one in the middle. My kinda girl.
Chocolatl • Sep 8, 2008 9:43 pm
(To answer HLJ's probably not serious question about odd numbers: odd sizes are usually junior sizes, meant to fit teenagers whose proportions are a little different from adult, curves-filled-out women.)
Babs • Sep 8, 2008 10:45 pm
Their smiles make them all beautiful.
dar512 • Sep 8, 2008 10:57 pm
Pico and ME;481989 wrote:
Women are really funny about their bodies. I hate my butt, my husband tells me its one of my better assets.

If you would like to post some pictures, I'm sure we could offer unbiased opinions. ;)
lumberjim • Sep 8, 2008 11:58 pm
jinx tells me I'm very judgmental about appearances. looking at those 3, i like the 8 and the 16 best. why? the 8 looks fit and trim, and the 16 is curvy....the 12, although smaller and lighter than the 16, has no waist. It's more about proportions.
zippyt • Sep 9, 2008 12:24 am
they all look good ,
but I would like to see a side by side comparison front , back and side
spudcon • Sep 9, 2008 1:09 am
Women always tell me. "don't worry, size doesn't matter."
Aliantha • Sep 9, 2008 1:54 am
And of course you're all remembering the photos have been shopped right? Sure the proportions might be right, but I'm very surprised to not see a single dimple anywhere on any of them.

Anna might have more waist than you think. The camera angle might not show it very well though.
Scriveyn • Sep 9, 2008 3:17 am
There are lots of things come before size.

That said, I agree with some posts here before. Size don't matter, it's the proportion. There was a scientific evaluation what proportions a the most pleasing. Don't know where to find it though.

Mayor of Shekou;482172 wrote:
... - who likes skeletons? ...


Here lies with Death auld Grizzel Grimme,
Lincluden's ugly witch;
O Death, how horrid is thy taste
To lie with such a bitch!
[SIZE="1"]
[The Devil's Dictionary / Ambrose Bierce][/SIZE]
Antimatter • Sep 9, 2008 2:32 pm
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder - or in some cases in the eyes of the beheld.

To me, women's ideal size 8 Tillie has eyes that say "Ok, when are we done with this, I have a fitness centre to get back to," men's ideal size Anna's eyes say "What do you guys mean my size is ideal? I want to look like Tillie" while national average size 16 Caroline have eyes that say "you know what I got, you know you want it, now come and get it!"
sweetwater • Sep 9, 2008 4:36 pm
I wonder if men's preferences change as they* get older. There is not much difference between what I found attractive in a man's physique oh-so-many-years-ago and the present, but it's much further down on the list of what I'd want now. And I guess I'd better bookmark this Image as inspiration for continuing with the gym. :p

*the men
lookout123 • Sep 9, 2008 4:42 pm
Antimatter;482446 wrote:
Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder

fixed
Gravdigr • Sep 9, 2008 5:45 pm
[SIZE="3"][SIZE="1"]Channeling Austin Powers:[/SIZE][/SIZE]The one on the left is a man baby!!

She has a man's ass, anyway.
elSicomoro • Sep 9, 2008 7:48 pm
lumberjim;482246 wrote:
jinx tells me I'm very judgmental


You are, fucker.
monster • Sep 9, 2008 9:49 pm
Caroline it not average anyway. She has more than an average number of eyes and limbs.
SteveDallas • Sep 9, 2008 10:05 pm
The poses make it really hard to judge. (Not that I judge....) For instance, it looks like none of the three really has much of a waist, which I doubt is really the case. Some more "realistic" (for lack of a better word) poses would be good.

But hey... I wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating crackers. (Singly or together.)
ZenGum • Sep 9, 2008 10:07 pm
SteveDallas;482571 wrote:
The poses make it really hard to judge. (Not that I judge....) For instance, it looks like none of the three really has much of a waist, which I doubt is really the case. Some more "realistic" (for lack of a better word) poses would be good.

But hey... I wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating crackers. (Singly or together.)


It's the first time I've heard it called that.

(Why is that bit called a waist? Because there's room for at least one more pair of .. oh, sorry, wrong thread. And its better if you say it.)
DucksNuts • Sep 10, 2008 6:30 am
Its.....wouldnt kick them out of bed for farting.
Antimatter • Sep 10, 2008 9:32 am
monster;482565 wrote:
Caroline it not average anyway. She has more than an average number of eyes and limbs.


Just like 99% of the population does ;)
Clodfobble • Sep 10, 2008 11:06 am
DucksNuts wrote:
Its.....wouldnt kick them out of bed for farting.


Which is not to say that "eating crackers" is a euphemism for farting in the US. Farts will clear the air eventually, cracker crumbs are forever in the sheets until you get up and clean out the whole bed.
Ruminator • Sep 10, 2008 6:22 pm
They're all beautiful physically.


As far as a lover goes, who knows what they each bring to their mate in that regard?
morethanpretty • Sep 12, 2008 2:01 am
I'm a size 8, but I bet that girl towers over my 5'2". I have a fat gut and love handles...how come none of those girls do? Their sizes might be average, but their bodies sure ain't.
Antimatter • Sep 12, 2008 3:56 am
morethanpretty;483531 wrote:
I'm a size 8, but I bet that girl towers over my 5'2". I have a fat gut and love handles...how come none of those girls do?


Camera angles & Photoshop, perhaps?
morethanpretty • Sep 13, 2008 1:19 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/28633028@N08/

my fat
Sundae • Sep 13, 2008 8:43 am
Also, remember these are UK sizes. Size 8 in the UK is Size 6 in the US. The largest lady is a US Size 14. I agree that their bodies are not average for their sizes.

MTP, you are cute. A little (very little!) bit of belly fat is perfectly normal and even quite appealing. And it speaks volumes for your confidence that you can link a picture of it. You go, Molly!
Elspode • Sep 13, 2008 9:20 am
morethanpretty;483832 wrote:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/28633028@N08/

my fat


You keep cutting off the good parts. Also, you are purposely sticking your belly out as far as it can go.

You're a doll. Just accept it, okay?
morethanpretty • Sep 13, 2008 3:42 pm
Elspode;483890 wrote:
You keep cutting off the good parts.


Am :)

Elspode;483890 wrote:
Also, you are purposely sticking your belly out as far as it can go.


Am not.

Elspode;483890 wrote:
You're a doll. Just accept it, okay?


Am not. I'm a human, accept that.
kerosene • Sep 22, 2008 6:07 pm
Where are the man body picture comparisons? If we had a poll like that, would it be a skinny guy, a muscular guy and a heavy guy?
Big Sarge • Sep 22, 2008 7:23 pm
Case, you are right. I bet 90% of the women would vote for the muscular guy. It is sickening the way people objectify sexually. I understand. I have met so many women who just look at me as a sex object. What I would give for a woman to want me for my inner beauty & not just my buff bod.
ogwen69 • Dec 14, 2011 4:17 am
Ah the joy of randomly selecting old IOTDs - this is one of my faves:)