excuse me, mr moderator, sir...

post here to get the attention of the cellar overlords and undertoads.

so they can recognize you as a real person, and not a spammer.

I know you're wondering why the reply you just posted has disappeared. the thing is, that all new users must be 'blessed' by one of our 2 moderators.....we have 3, but one has abandoned her post entirely......I won't name any names, wolf!....

anyway.....how's yer hole?

ch'yeah, dood. like. set me up, yo.

yeah...like wtf, already.

hey...over here!

damb fuckin skippy!

... family!

[SIZE="1"]sigh[/SIZE], don't we have enough to do.
Why don't you go back to rickrolling.

oh suck it up, and get back to work

fuk u

isn't it easier that they're all conveniently located here in this thread? i know you must be tired of carrying tony and wolf on your back......you're my favorite mod, ya know. i never told you that, but it's true.

yah but what good does that do me?

the humor you will receive shall be your reward. the glee and joy i give you. rejoice, rejoice, you have no choice...

Keep that shit up and I will so moderate your ass.

I'm just stealthy.

Is this gonna be like The Cellar version of American Gladiators where the nOObs compete against the mods in virtual obstacle courses? Will it always start with a quiz? Will lumberjim be hosting and jinx be referee? Will the general membership get to vote? Inquiring minds want to know.
:corn:

Time to call a psychomechanic. Jim's slipped a couple of neurons again.

Jim is merely drunk and he will be fine as wine in the morning. :P

wolf;481689 wrote:

Keep that shit up and I will so moderate your ass.

I'm just stealthy.

oh my gullzzz....she's back.....

how was your high ate us?

I find myself in error. He's still drunk.

Undertoad;481645 wrote:

fuk u

Just out of curiosity, what happens if I click the 'report post' button on that post. Does it cause some sort of feedback loop that will threaten to destroy civilization?;)

I'm the sysop, so I can't be reported.
I'm the sysop, so I should fix the reported post.
I wrote the post, so it shouldn't be fixed.
(head explodes)

Might get your post removed for absolutely no discernible reason

What the fuck is this thread about?

The same thing a Seinfeld. :rolleyes:

It's the 11 faces of lumberjim.

richlevy;481760 wrote:

Just out of curiosity, what happens if I click the 'report post' button on that post. Does it cause some sort of feedback loop that will threaten to destroy civilization?;)

I'm the sysop, so I can't be reported.
I'm the sysop, so I should fix the reported post.
I wrote the post, so it shouldn't be fixed.
(head explodes)

Why don't you try it and find out?

SteveDallas;481800 wrote:

Why don't you try it and find out?

Let's see how that would work

:typing:
:comp1:

:madmoon:

Alright, SybilJim! You ain't right...and I like it.