So, we have a net nanny type proxy here at CHN. And today, somehow...Me and a handfull of other users lost our internet access. I struggled with it all day, and at some point realized that I could get to the cellar, but ONLY to the cellar. no other sites. not google. not aol, none.
as I am on the phone telling our geeks on call about the issue......and I pull up the cellar to make sure i still get it, the boss looks over my shoulder and reads the following aloud:
'The Cellar: Gay for you without exchanging fluids'
yeah. that's the tag line today. so, which one of you homos wrote that one, huh?
hahahahalOLOLOLhafucking hahahaha! That's awesome LJ. If done properly you should be ridiculed for your gay websurfing habits for at least a month.
I'm trying to decide if the shouting of "Cock!" will go up or down because of this.
so if we started a campaign to mail cocks of all shapes and sizes to CHN, what would that do for Jim's popularity there?
You're lucky it didn't say "The Cellar: Behave or we're going to have to buttfuck you in the mouth."
This is why I completely ignore the taglines thread... I get so much more enjoyment out of being surprised by each fresh tagline.
so, hey, Tony...I've been meaning to ask you.....
Do you think you could maybe change that tag line for tomorrow? The geeks are coming out to fix this problem....and well, they'll be here before I get in.....
I'm thinking something like.....
The Cellar: We want to buy Nissans for Sticker Price!
or
The Cellar: Duke Sells more cars than Pat!
or
The Cellar: Buy the Warranty AND the GAP insurance!
kthxbai
The Cellar: In your boss's computer fuckin' up his files
That's bound to help Jimbo sort out his work related computer issues. lol Nice one Dana.
The Cellar: In your boss's computer fuckin' up his files
Eeeeeheeevillll woman
Teh Cellarz: Exposing your customers' personal info to the intarwebs since 1991!
ps:
i nose this is an artisic whammy perpetrated upon me by a jealous cellar overlord in response to my recent dabblings with bbs software and website creation. i see what you did thar, t.
The Cellar: Duke Sells more cars than Pat!
This is done.
The Cellar itself has sold at least 4, eh?
As footer's legal representaive I have to say he was surprised at that tagline. And honored, but that's another story.
He thinks it came (haha) about during a spate of "gay for you" comments made by other dwellars 1st and he just thought they'd make good taglines. He is now just quoting them directly and making them his sigs.
I, on the other hand would like to suggest as a tagline, but may be too impaired to find the right thread, "We may not be gay, but we certainly are festive."
Alas, not original either, but still appreciated for its turn of phrase.
The Cellar: Making Your Coworkers Wonder About You Since 1994
LJ decided it was easier to be gay than prove he wasn't.