Shaft Olympics! NSWF--naughty language

after groovin' on the Village People's YMCA and hearing the Theme from
Shaft earlier this morning, I decided to give Shaft anther close listen.

The instrumental should, by all that's right and good, be background porno music...but when I really gave it a good listen, I felt it should be used as the background music for...get ready now....


















Olympic Fucking!


Wouldn't that be great? I find the best fuckers in each country and then have them compete in the gymnasium! I think it would inspire so many people to really go out there and give it their best! Since I thought of it, I want to be one of the commentators. Who wants to be my co-com?

Also, I would love to introduce John Shaft to my family as my finacee. It would go something like this, "Mom, dad! This is the man I've been telling you about! He's a helluva private dick, a real mean motherf*kker and real complicated so I'm the only one who can understand him, isn't that right Johnny Sweetie?" Oh, yeah.

That would certainly be "shaft" music, alright.

Oh, and I will definitely be your color commentator.

Excellent!

When can you go on the world tour with me? And, should we just automatically qualify certain...certain cellarites?

Ok: which dwellar thinks they've got the chops for Olympic F'ing?

(naturally, Sundae, you and DucksNuts are already on the team!)

If it's an Olympic event, unless UT declares the Cellar a separate country, SG and Ducky would be on competing teams. :(

Brianna;477887 wrote:

Excellent!

When can you go on the world tour with me?

I am available to go around the world with you at any time, my dear.

Oh you know I'd fuck you so hard your whole family would come (cum?)

May I suggest a Mascot ,

I suppose the Pole Vault would Have to be different ,
Maybe Pole IN Vault !!!!!
Or Synchronized Sucking !!
Or The Group Grope !!

Am I the only one that thought ( watching the Olympics ) it would be Better if they were naked !!!!

zippyt;477904 wrote:

Am I the only one that thought ( watching the Olympics ) it would be Better if they were naked !!!!

You are not alone.


You know, in the Ancient Greek days, that was how they did it. I don't know if they had the hurdles, though.

I was thinking more along the lines of Synchronized swimming , or Team Rhythm Gymnastics ,
but Ladys Hurdles could be interesting as well,

zippyt;477904 wrote:

Am I the only one that thought ( watching the Olympics ) it would be Better if they were naked !!!!

No. The women's beach volleyball is perfect just the way it is, because they are *all but* naked, and that is even hotter.

I agree with Els.

Damn! They finally add sex to the Olympics and it's after I turn pro!

Not to worry, pros are allowed in the Olympics now. :D

Verbum sapienti sufficit: XXXenophile, probably available in Studio Foglio's (or Airship Entertainment's) XXenophile Big Book O' Fun -- Good Sport.

ahem

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oh come on....

are you all in shock? these had me in stitches 4 years ago! Does Olymic Shafting age that fast?

Don't worry, I thought they were funny, monster, I just didn't have the time to type it out. :)