http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080815/us_nm/bigfoot_dc
I don't know why people even waste their time... :rolleyes:
DNA, shme-na, this publicity will fire up the believers to claim a cover up by the tri-lateral commission, and throw bushels of money at these two con-artists for a romp in the Georgia woods. :rolleyes:
If they take a bow-hunter friend and Ned Beatty, it'll make for a good documentary.....
Bigfoot claim proved false.
All y'all can go fuck yerselfs. I is da real deal.
bee yotch
Biscardi said the DNA samples may not have been taken correctly and may have been contaminated, and that he would proceed with an autopsy of the alleged Bigfoot remains, currently in a freezer at an undisclosed location.
Methinks Biscardi is drinking too much Bacardi.
And Merc...the thing about Bumbles is...Bumbles Bounce! :)
I believe in Bigfoot. I'm dog gone serious too. You see, there was this girl I met at the juke joint one time...............
I believe in Bigfoot. I'm dog gone serious too. You see, there was this girl I met at the juke joint one time...............
At a tombstone bar in a juke-joint car he made a stop...
you know the rest.
Eddie Murphy: [as his drunk father] Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk! She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? DOESN'T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here - fuck her! And your motherfuckin' children? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother. Look at the motherfuckers! You know how I found out they was Bigfoot - when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. I put the motherfuckers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherfuckin' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, "What the fuck are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this
[quickly shakes head back and forth]
Eddie Murphy: and the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie-Goo-Goo." What the fuck is going on here? Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. But I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfucking "Goonie-Goo-Goo"-mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like that, she can get the fuck out, too!
What would comedians do without the word fuck?
Bill Cosby has done just fine.
What would comedians do without the word fuck?
Fuck if I know.
Bill Cosby has done just fine.
Agreed. Eddie Murphy is no Bill Cosby.
Eddie Murphy is no comedian.
Asides aside, and already completely suspicious from how coy they were playing it all, I quit crediting their claim altogether when I saw the photo -- looked exactly like a gorilla suit dropped into a toploading freezer. Not only did they find rubber feet, they set a snippet of the hair on fire and it balled up like burning the end of a nylon rope -- 100% polyester, for easy cleaning.
Those guys need something else to do in the woods. I mean, they're already getting all that nice fresh air, salubrious hiking, and they're away from city noises.
And they want to keep doing that, and getting those benefits... they're just looking for suckers to pay for it. ;)
