The dolphin/shark thing.

Can somebody post a link to the thread where this happened? At least tell me the story.

Ever heard of the search function? Lazy Ass

Thanks so much! That answered all my questions. [/thread]

I bet search won't find "the shark/dolpin thing." I'll try.

:::ahem::: [/thread]

Look at the post times, butthead.

This search yielded these results:

[CENTER][INDENT]From the Tip Mug quote:

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy - something like that.
- Deep Thoughts

[/INDENT][/CENTER]

"Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see."
--Jack Handey

You are all in violation of the first rule.

treat others as you'd like to be treated?

I thought it was prostitution.

lookout123;474639 wrote:

treat others as you'd like to be treated?

Flint;474640 wrote:

I thought it was prostitution.

That's the Golden Hooker Rule.

well, hell. i'd like to be paid for sex, but i don't think paying someone for the nookie will result in others paying me, so i'm not sure if the rule applies there flint.

that's the first profession

professor.

barefoot serpent;474643 wrote:

that's the first profession

professor.

Profession is 99% perspiration, but never let them see you sweat.

sharkskin doesn't have pores; I'm not sure about dolphskin

ha ha ha

What's your degree in? Where did you get it, the University of Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

And then he coins the phrase mental midgets.

lumberjim;474679 wrote:

could this be the source of tw's calling card?

I think so. Funny how that's the real hidden treasure in this thread of mythical proportions.

I was surprised it was only three pages.

Thanks for the link.

No, no, this was tw's first use and it was two years earlier.

Here's another thread, that has links to other threads.

I thought the dolphin shark thing was people taking the piss out of me because of something I said about a pic Bruce posted once. I'm sure he remembers which thread it was in, but I can't.

It's nice to know that I'm actually not that important.

That's not true. You're important to somebody.

Aliantha;474726 wrote:

I'm sure he remembers which thread it was in, but I can't.

I haven't the foggiest. :confused:

Still no one has asked the obvious question.

At what speed would a dolphin, compared to a shark, be able to launch from a standing start off a treadmill? Who would be faster? I think the answer is obvious.

xoxoxoBruce;474766 wrote:

I haven't the foggiest. :confused:

Oh well, doesn't matter then does it. Besides, apparently it's not my fault anyway. :)

It's a Sharlphin...or a Dolphark.

Does this thread have a porpoise?

Don't be snarky.

Bruce.... surely you meant "sharky."

lookout123;474604 wrote:

Ever heard of the search function? Lazy Ass

Oh.my.fucking.god.....you soooooo just broke my heart.

You know I hate you now and will never do rude things to you...evah!

Wasnt it a sandcastle or something?

Yes, I'm pretty sure there was sand involved. ;)

btw, I missed you around here...but it's not like I haven't spoken to you, so I don't think you should think no one missed you.

thanks luv :)

DucksNuts;475350 wrote:

Oh.my.fucking.god.....you soooooo just broke my heart.

You know I hate you now and will never do rude things to you...evah!

wh wha wahwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH! i meant you no harm... come back my lust! don't take away the rude things. ;)

yeah ok....rude things are back.

Im so easy

No, you're just 'popular'. :D

jinx;474722 wrote:

Here's another thread, that has links to other threads.

:D For jinx:

LabRat;475644 wrote:

:D For jinx:

That's perfect LR. :D

DucksNuts;475537 wrote:

yeah ok....rude things are back.

Im so easy

Aliantha;475602 wrote:

No, you're just 'popular'. :D

Question:

Which is truer:

It's easy to be popular.

It's popular to be easy.

It's popular to be easy.

eta: and around here, you're much more popular if you're easy.