August 7, 2008: Russian Riches

xoxoxoBruce • Aug 7, 2008 2:34 am
Privatization of so many things formerly controlled by the Party/State, has made a few Russians wealthy. Some of them very (read billionaire) wealthy.

I suppose acquiring that much wealth in a short period of time, is bound to cause some of them, what I would call, Lottery Winners Syndrome.
You know, spending money by the bucket-load, buying everything they ever dreamed of when they didn't have money, no matter how crazy.

Supposedly, one of them had 40 lbs of gold, slapped on this Porsche. When I heard that I thought, "C'mon now, 40 lbs of gold leaf would do a fleet". But looking at the pictures, it doesn't look like gold leaf... it looks like little plates or something.

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Even at $1,000 an ounce, it looks to me like the labor might even cost more than the gold.

And don't forget, that ain't no YUGO. :yelgreedy
newtimer • Aug 7, 2008 2:39 am
I had to sell my gold-plated Porsche on craigslist because gas got too expensive for me. And the extra weight from that gold wasn't helping my fuel economy.
ZenGum • Aug 7, 2008 2:45 am
Tacky. But I suppose it would be rust-proof.

Imagine having a minor bingle in the car-park, scraping the car next to you .... ooooppppsssiiiieeeessss!
Sundae • Aug 7, 2008 6:10 am
Grim.
It's not just the ostentation, it's the fact it looks cheap.
Hertzie • Aug 7, 2008 7:03 am
I would key that if I saw it lol, such a waste of money. Next time I say buy a car that actually looks good!
sweetwater • Aug 7, 2008 7:13 am
Many years ago in California I saw a black Porsche (?) with a license plate that read Pure Au. That plate should have been on this car. But I think the gold would be better on a Taurus - that being as close as a car could get to becoming a real golden calf.
Scriveyn • Aug 7, 2008 7:17 am
Naaaah, it wreaks havoc with the aerodynamics of the car. :headshake

But at least he's spreading the money around :p

Now, solid gold would be an altogether different thing
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el fantastico • Aug 7, 2008 8:11 am
i would key the car every chance i got as well, but then keep the scrapings and sell them. i'm kind of surprised no one has been arrested trying to steal a fender. ("screw the hubcaps, i want that side mirror...")
Griff • Aug 7, 2008 9:50 am
National Geographics has a Russia article in this issue. It claims that Moscow has more Billionaires than any other city on the planet. It also describes what seems to be a very sick lawless society.
skysidhe • Aug 7, 2008 9:58 am
I think the spoiler is nicely done.
barefoot serpent • Aug 7, 2008 10:37 am
He's gonna get a ticket for parking in the wrong direction... that'll set him back plenty.
Sundae • Aug 7, 2008 10:50 am
They might not have them there - we don't.
Anyway, a car like that probably comes with a bodyguard. The sort that persuades people with a weapon, including traffic wardens.
Shawnee123 • Aug 7, 2008 11:39 am
I wouldn't kick it out of bed for eating crackers, but OMG! They better have a gold plated one of these suckers:
Shawnee123 • Aug 7, 2008 11:40 am
Anyway, how much for a plane ticket to Russia? I'm sick of working. Seriously.
HungLikeJesus • Aug 7, 2008 11:54 am
I wouldn't want to drive that thing on a bright day. Imagine the glare coming off the hood.
FStop • Aug 7, 2008 2:16 pm
I could see this in Beverly Hills or something, but Russia? Figure even with the supposed billionaires, probably not the best place to be toting this around..
lumberjim • Aug 7, 2008 5:37 pm
I WONDER IF IT'S FILLED WITH MILK CHOCOLATE!?!?!?
Cicero • Aug 7, 2008 9:56 pm
HungLikeJesus;474527 wrote:
I wouldn't want to drive that thing on a bright day. Imagine the glare coming off the hood.


That's the safety feature you are talking about.:D
Griff • Aug 8, 2008 8:05 am
Russian what?
TheMercenary • Aug 8, 2008 8:48 am
Griff;474483 wrote:
National Geographics has a Russia article in this issue. It claims that Moscow has more Billionaires than any other city on the planet. It also describes what seems to be a very sick lawless society.
Imagine that.
sweetwater • Aug 8, 2008 9:29 am
HungLikeJesus;474527 wrote:
I wouldn't want to drive that thing on a bright day. Imagine the glare coming off the hood.


I wouldn't want to drive that thing on any kind of day. Imagine the glares from everyone else one the road. ;)
Shawnee123 • Aug 8, 2008 9:29 am
Griff;474786 wrote:
Russian what?


Heeheee!
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 8, 2008 12:05 pm
barefoot serpent;474493 wrote:
He's gonna get a ticket for parking in the wrong direction... that'll set him back plenty.

I don't think they worry about that.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Stupidest-Possible-Answer-To-A-Traffic-Jam
:eek:
Griff • Aug 8, 2008 6:33 pm
TheMercenary;474792 wrote:
Imagine that.


Here's another thing to imagine, imagine invading another country during the Olympiad.