I didn't see an intro thread, as many forums have...so in my newbieisticness (newbieism? Newbieishness?), maybe this will be OK.
Hi! I'm Juniper!
I'd grown bored and a little bit annoyed with other message boards I've been on and needed a bit of fresh air. I knew I'd found a winner when a quick browse made me laugh out loud, and really mean it.
Looking forward to meeting all of you. :D
Hello Juniper!
:welcome:
Tell me, were you brought forth by a Juniper Bush or something?
Hi Juniper! Welcome abored!
Your berries make my favorite cocktail.
People rarely come to the Cellar for fresh air, but welcome anyway.:cool:
Hello Juniper.
I think the reason we don't have a newbies thread is because we're more interested in what people have to say than in their post count.
That's not to say we don't welcome people of course.
LJ will be along later with the quiz.
Welcome, Juniper. Enjoy the Cellar!
Welcome to the Cellar, Juniper.:D
People rarely come to the Cellar for fresh air, but welcome anyway.:cool:
Well, I suppose it is a bit contradictory...fresh air in the cellar. :headshake
Hallo Juniper! Nice to meet you:) Pull up a stool and relax.....but whatever you do....don't ever open that Red Door over there....*supresses a slight shudder and masks it with a friendly smile*
Red door? Red door?
I thought it was the green door we weren't supposed to open.
Nope, the red door.
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....it's the name of an epsiode of IT Crowd:P
been a while since we had a quiz...
this is an all new one just for you, Juniper:
1. What is the opposite of 'above me'?
2. What has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?
3. What does a gay snake say?
4. How do you make a woman scream twice in one night?
6. How many Jacksons are there?
7. (insert your own quiz question here)
8. Have you aver killed a hobo?
9. Why aren't you working right now?
10. Did you think I forgot question number 5?
5. Where does the Wild Goose go?
Hello, Juniper. Don't mind Lumberjim. The price of institutionalization is much too high these days, so we all take turns minding him here.
Today is your day, BTW.
Answered a question with a question 40% of the time.
Hmmm, perhaps a suitable greeting is:
Welcome to the Cellar, Juniper? :p
Dana - are you saying Noel Fielding is here?
Yay!
I tried to get tickets for The Goth Detectives but they were too pricey.
Number 4 in the quiz really made me laugh.
It's curtains for you my friend.
I can imagine Noel Fielding as a dwellar.....
welcome juniper!
You mean there are other sites more potty mouthed that this? That is hard to believe. :)
I like to visit stumbleupon, blogspot and at one time diviant art but I am not an artist.
All the ones I listed are all pretty tame if you're looking.