Oi Clod!!

DucksNuts • Jul 10, 2008 12:22 am
Wtf is up with your sig line? please explain? (said in my best Pauline Hanson voice)
Clodfobble • Jul 10, 2008 10:45 am
It's... a goal, for now. One which can't be accomplished while I'm on the cellar, so I'm hoping that seeing it every time I log in (and trying to be able to update it each time, but I'm being less stringent on that one because hey, let's be realistic) will help me get there. It will hopefully hit zero by, say, the end of the year. I've lost motivation before, so I don't want to jinx it, but I promise I'll talk about it if I ever get there. :)
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 11:20 am
Interesting.

What would be a desirable goal that can be measured like this, that starts at 38k and moves to zero in half a year, and can't be accomplished while on the cellar?

Debt reduction? Worthy goal, right direction, fair timeframe, but that number seems high (for my tax bracket)...

Number of laps around the block for exercise? That's 38k per 6 months, approx 7k laps per month, 1400 laps per week, 100 laps per day...seems high. Probably not laps.

Net calorie loss? 3500 calories in a pound of flab, trying to lose 11 pounds? Right scale, right direction, pretty reasonable rate. Strange unit of measure though, too precise.

* pauses head scratching *

The sig changes globally when you change it. There is no record of it in earlier posts. When it becomes 37,873 from the current 37,874, it will only look like 37,873. We'll never know what it ever was before that. The sig is a very ephemeral recording medium.
footfootfoot • Jul 10, 2008 11:28 am
Number of paper cranes she has left to fold?
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 11:41 am
good one. Tink and I once "volunteered" to make some money for an organization to which we belonged by stuffing envelopes. What. A. Major. Pain. In. The. Ass. Never again. A quarter an envelope is not enough. A buck an envelope, maybe. It looked like easy money, but we wound up doing all the work, and no one else in the group helped. We felt like the little red hen, and then we gave away all our bread. Never again.
glatt • Jul 10, 2008 11:50 am
I've done yard sales for charities before, and it's so much work for so little money, It would be better if everyone who helped out at those things just donate $50 and keep their Saturday. The money raised would be the same.

Envelope stuffing sounds just as bad.


My number is more like 361. Ceramic tiles left to hang on the wall in the bathtub surround re-tile. Maybe this weekend. Either that or a hike.
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 11:54 am
My theory about garage sales:

Some people do it to get more money.

Some people do it to get more space.

Those two values are inversely proportional.
footfootfoot • Jul 10, 2008 12:08 pm
My dad sold advertising space when I was younger, many saturdays were spent helping him in the office stuff envelopes. Rate cards, fact sheets, etc. I think he gave me the extraordinary sum of .05 per envelope. In the mid 60's that was a lot. Anyway, I'd stuff tousands of envelopes. In the years I did that I must have moved a small warehouse of paper.

Now a days outgoing mail sits on my desk till a day or two after the last possible minute, but I did develop an unequalled tolerance for boredom, at the price of an intolerance for repetition.
Cloud • Jul 10, 2008 12:30 pm
countdown to the Apocalypse?
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 12:31 pm
What is she counting?
Cloud • Jul 10, 2008 12:35 pm
it's a mystery!
footfootfoot • Jul 10, 2008 12:42 pm
Number of sittups before she gets her awesome sixpack abs back.
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 12:59 pm
200 situps / day until new year's... interesting. That's a lot of damn situps. 15/hr while waking... perhaps that's the wrong grouping. 100 in the morning, 100 before bed. I'd never get out of bed. Well, not after two days anyway.
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 12:59 pm
37,713 now.
glatt • Jul 10, 2008 1:01 pm
She's cleaning e-mails out of her inbox
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 1:03 pm
holy moly... good guess. why bother to take half a year with that though? volume fits, precision fits, direction fits, cellar fits. timeframe doesn't fit as well...
SteveDallas • Jul 10, 2008 1:41 pm
BigV;468051 wrote:
My theory about garage sales:

Some people do it to get more money.

Some people do it to get more space.

Those two values are inversely proportional.

Absolutely! The last garage sale we had included a baby swing. It started the day at $5 and was reduced to $3 around lunchtime. At 3:00, when we were theoretically shutting down, a woman who was already buying some other stuff was waffling about the swing. I told her it was hers for a dollar. She seemed genuinely surprised, and asked why I'd sell it for that little. I said, look, my youngest kid is 8. I need this thing out of my basement more than I need five dollars. She still looked suspicious (but she bought it anyway).
Clodfobble • Jul 10, 2008 1:41 pm
If it helps confuse the issue further, it didn't start at ~38,000. It started at ~80,000, four years ago. :)
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 2:22 pm
SD: At some point, it costs less to pay her to take it away. You would pay to have the dump accept it. $1 is a steal! For you! But that "logic" doesn't operate in a linear way--less cost==more value. I doubt the woman struggled financially over the additional dollar, but the low price probably helped reduce the value of the chair in her mind. "If it costs a lot, there's probably a reason for it. And vice versa."

Clodfobble: Yes, that adds nicely to the confusion. Yours isn't moving linearly either. I like puzzles, but I'm certain I don't have enough to solve this one without a lucky guess.
Undertoad • Jul 10, 2008 2:26 pm
my guess
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 2:28 pm
omg
glatt • Jul 10, 2008 2:32 pm
Freecycle is a great way to get rid of crap fast. People are addicted to it, and they will snap stuff up just because they want to "win" it first. Although we did have a heck of a time getting rid of the "Light in the Piazza" cd.
glatt • Jul 10, 2008 2:34 pm
I was sidetracked reading my wikipedia link for "Light in the Piazza" and missed UT's post.

Holy cow. I'd heard of that book a while ago, but never knew it was real. And Amazon has it!
Cloud • Jul 10, 2008 2:45 pm
and here I thought I was the Amazon Queen . . . I'll relinquish the title . . . long live Queen Undertoad!
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 2:54 pm
Undertoad;468089 wrote:
my guess


But! (no pun intended.... )

There's no reason that can't be done while on the cellar, so, disqualified.

funny tho!

SCF !!! on the reviews. You have been warned.
Undertoad • Jul 10, 2008 3:03 pm
I'm constricting right now!!!

Ah one...... and out

Ah two...... and out

--
[COLOR=Silver]
99,998[/COLOR]
glatt • Jul 10, 2008 3:08 pm
Malarkey!
SteveDallas • Jul 10, 2008 3:08 pm
It's certainly cheaper than Effexor.

I would worry, however, about getting exactly to (but not over) 100.
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 3:09 pm
horse puckey!
Shawnee123 • Jul 10, 2008 3:13 pm
Shenanigans!
Clodfobble • Jul 10, 2008 3:49 pm
glatt wrote:
Freecycle is a great way to get rid of crap fast. People are addicted to it, and they will snap stuff up just because they want to "win" it first.


Oh man, Freecycle has saved me hundreds of dollars in dump fees. I have gotten rid of rotted fencing, big piles of rocks, old stained carpeting, and more general construction debris than you could possibly imagine. The best part is when these people (women, 99% of the time) would tell me what they were going to build with my hazardous materials--doghouses, bookcases, a new "patio" in the back... it's sad, because I really think with some of them it borders on a mental illness, this inability to pass up a "bargain." But not sad enough to make me refuse to give it to them.
footfootfoot • Jul 10, 2008 4:34 pm
Time for an anally-themed intermission joke.

CF goes to her doc complaining of anal charley horse as a result of her new anti-depression regimen. He prescribes her 21 suppositories and (you can stop here if you know this joke) and tells her to one 3x per day for a week.

She gets home and shows Mr. CF the pills. "Jeez, CF, those are massive. Maybe if you break them up they'll be easier to swallow."
"Good Idea! I'll try it."
So a week later she is back at her doc's and he asks her if she took all the medication.
"Doc, I did, but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck them up my ass."

We now return you to our regularly scheduled speculation and thread drift.
Cloud • Jul 10, 2008 4:37 pm
you'll notice she has not deigned to solve the mystery
Clodfobble • Jul 10, 2008 4:44 pm
It's like those people who tell everyone they know they're officially going to quit smoking... and then three weeks later they're back outside the building on their breaks. I appreciate generic support, but there's sadly a very real chance I'll lose my motivation again, and I don't want to be "that guy," you know? It's like fishing for compliments, but with moral support instead.
BigV • Jul 10, 2008 5:26 pm
Perhaps.

But, jeeze... you're more than halfway there. Um. what?... one step at a time? one case at a time? 37,713 bottles of beer on the wall, 37,713 bottles of beeeeeer! Well. What can I do.

Here are eight and a half million for you.
glatt • Jul 10, 2008 5:28 pm
Whatever it is Clod, you can do it! Go, Clodfobble!

[SIZE="1"]How was that?[/SIZE]
DucksNuts • Jul 10, 2008 7:38 pm
Sorry Clod, I didnt mean to bring it out in the open :o I thought it was something that I missed.

You can do it!! [/rob schneider]
BrianR • Jul 10, 2008 8:12 pm
Dollars they still owe on the mortgage?

For their car? Number of roaches left to squash?

C'mon, tell us!
footfootfoot • Jul 10, 2008 9:58 pm
You'll never do it you slacker, moral support troller.
I can see the number getting higher already.
Clodfobble • Jul 10, 2008 10:42 pm
DucksNuts wrote:
Sorry Clod, I didnt mean to bring it out in the open I thought it was something that I missed.


No no, it's totally fine, I did start randomly putting vague things on the board after all. :)
Ibby • Jul 10, 2008 11:33 pm
college loan?
maybe its just
that ive been looking
at schools for a week now
and thats all i have on my mind
(and i must confess i don't know your age)
but for a state school, mayhaps, 80000 in debt
may sound almost right, and now, slowly, you try
to rid yourself of it all, and have already reached halfway?


nah.
Clodfobble • Jul 10, 2008 11:59 pm
Dude, if I could come up with $37,000 in six months, I wouldn't be eating mac'n'cheese for dinner all the damn time.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 11, 2008 12:02 am
Don't give it up, Clod... make 'em wait. :thumb:
SteveDallas • Jul 11, 2008 12:45 am
xoxoxoBruce;468206 wrote:
Don't give it up . . . make 'em wait. :thumb:

Is that what you tell all the women?
HungLikeJesus • Jul 11, 2008 2:41 am
But who would count eternity in days?
(These old bones live to learn her wanton ways.)
Sundae • Jul 11, 2008 6:21 am
If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.

He knows me so well.
NoBoxes • Jul 11, 2008 6:30 am
Must be one heck of a jigsaw puzzle that Clod is working on!
footfootfoot • Jul 11, 2008 9:33 am
Yeah, one that says "from 4 to 6 years":p
glatt • Jul 11, 2008 9:40 am
Whatever it is, it's something easy to count. Like computer files, and not like weeds left to pull in the front yard, otherwise it wouldn't be updated with precision so easily.
BigV • Jul 11, 2008 3:40 pm
36,984
BigV • Jul 17, 2008 2:04 pm
35,564
HungLikeJesus • Jul 17, 2008 3:09 pm
I've got $10 that says she will be finished on November 2nd, if she spends less time here.
lumberjim • Jul 17, 2008 4:53 pm
Who Posted?

Total Posts: 52
User Name Posts
BigV 14
glatt 7
footfootfoot 6
Clodfobble 6
Cloud 4
SteveDallas 3
DucksNuts 2
HungLikeJesus 2
Undertoad 2
Sundae Girl 1
BrianR 1
Shawnee123 1
Ibram 1
NoBoxes 1
xoxoxoBruce 1
Show Thread & Close Window

this mystery is killing bigV, it would seem.

oh, what is the 1-20-09 in your sig, big?
Clodfobble • Jul 17, 2008 5:02 pm
Ooh, I know that one. It's inauguration day. :)
Sundae • Jul 17, 2008 5:05 pm
Well, add one to my total.
I can't bear to be shown up.

I wonder if it's nappies left to change.
Perhaps she slacks off some days because she's in the Cellar and lets the boys run commando.

[COLOR="Silver"](Disclaimer - I am sure Clod is a marvellous mother and would never put internet entertainment before the needs of her family. Unless its the one day a year when tw is really funny)[/COLOR]
Clodfobble • Jul 17, 2008 5:11 pm
It's funny you mention that--just yesterday we had yet another incident of Minifob shoving his hands down in his diaper and smearing poop all over his shirt, face, and hair. There were two upsides, though: none got on the carpet this time, and he came running to me very upset about the whole thing, so at least we know he was trying to get it off his hands rather than doing it for fun.
lookout123 • Jul 17, 2008 5:13 pm
I think it is the number of dollars she is working off her phone sex bill from a few years ago.
BigV • Jul 17, 2008 5:35 pm
lumberjim;469817 wrote:
Who Posted?

Total Posts: 52
User Name Posts
BigV 14
glatt 7
footfootfoot 6
Clodfobble 6
Cloud 4
SteveDallas 3
DucksNuts 2
HungLikeJesus 2
Undertoad 2
Sundae Girl 1
BrianR 1
Shawnee123 1
Ibram 1
NoBoxes 1
xoxoxoBruce 1
Show Thread & Close Window

this mystery is killing bigV, it would seem.

oh, what is the 1-20-09 in your sig, big?


Clodfobble;469818 wrote:
Ooh, I know that one. It's inauguration day. :)
Bingo.

lj: Not killing me, interesting me. I like puzzles. It's something that is measurable, and according to the other clues given in Clodfobble's initial explanation, something that can be known. Maybe with the information available here, maybe not. I'm just paying attention.

The most interesting parts of my professional life are like this in many respects. There is a set of circumstances, some history, and some goal. Figure it out. Why is the exchange server crashing? Why can't I see the contents of the Q: drive? Please grant D read only access to xyz directory.

Here's what I want. Here's what I've got. Close the gap. It's a stimulating mental exercise, that's all. It has not come close to the "it's killing me mystery" stage. Yet. Those exist for me, but they're uncommon. The most frequently asked and most frequently unanswered question is "Why (fill in unrepeatable computer behavior here)?" Why ask why? Because. I don't know. Do you care, now that it's up and running? These are all answers I've used to salve the itch of not knowing when I *can't* know.
glatt • Jul 18, 2008 8:56 am
She's been watching Battlestar Galactica on DVD, and that the number of humans left alive in the fleet on her latest episode viewed.
TheMercenary • Jul 18, 2008 11:51 am
my guess, debit. I love a good guessing game.
Clodfobble • Jul 18, 2008 11:53 am
glatt wrote:
She's been watching Battlestar Galactica on DVD, and that the number of humans left alive in the fleet on her latest episode viewed.


:lol: Yes, and if the human race isn't extinct by December, I'll be very disappointed.
BigV • Jul 18, 2008 12:00 pm
35,274
BigV • Jul 18, 2008 12:03 pm
One more thing, lj. When Clodfobble marks her progress in her sig, we are only able to see the present value. When I make posts of that value, we're able to see a progression with the value and a time date stamp. I haven't been very diligent in my tracking of these changes, but as more data points are recorded, the chances of detecting a pattern increase. At least, that is my hope.
SteveDallas • Jul 18, 2008 12:26 pm
Can you make a chart that will push updates to my iPod Touch automatically?
BigV • Jul 18, 2008 12:43 pm
No.

My MSAccess<-->iPod connector is not out of beta yet.
BigV • Jul 21, 2008 12:53 pm
34,038

first one that doesn't end in "4"
Clodfobble • Jul 21, 2008 4:07 pm
That's coincidence. But it's funny, because now it's back to ending in 4 again.
lookout123 • Jul 21, 2008 4:09 pm
In the beginning I thought maybe this was a rolldown of personal debt. If it is I want to learn from you Clodfobble, cuz yer doin it fast.
HungLikeJesus • Jul 21, 2008 4:10 pm
At this rate you'll be down to zero by the end of October.
Clodfobble • Jul 21, 2008 4:29 pm
Yeah, but rates aren't so useful when you don't have a lot of data points. Miss just one day at this point, and it adds like two weeks to the projected schedule. Can't get cocky.
HungLikeJesus • Jul 21, 2008 5:01 pm
I've accounted for such variances by modeling the data as a stochastic oscillator.

I expect you to miss 3.7 days completely, and to have another 7.12 days of negative progress.
zippyt • Jul 21, 2008 5:04 pm
number of paid hours or minets until yer job goes away Clodd ??
BigV • Jul 21, 2008 5:18 pm
33,571
Clodfobble • Jul 21, 2008 5:20 pm
HungLikeJesus wrote:
I've accounted for such variances by modeling the data as a stochastic oscillator.


I bet the ladies love it when you talk dirty to them like this.
lookout123 • Jul 21, 2008 5:35 pm
calories burned?
BigV • Jul 21, 2008 5:53 pm
BigV;468044 wrote:
snip--

Net calorie loss? 3500 calories in a pound of flab, trying to lose 11 pounds? Right scale, right direction, pretty reasonable rate. Strange unit of measure though, too precise.

--snip


lookout123;470647 wrote:
calories burned?


Maybe.
HungLikeJesus • Jul 21, 2008 5:53 pm
Clodfobble;470645 wrote:
I bet the ladies love it when you talk dirty to them like this.


Or this.
Clodfobble • Jul 21, 2008 7:15 pm
Oh here, y'all are making me feel bad...

glatt wrote:
Whatever it is, it's something easy to count. Like computer files, and not like weeds left to pull in the front yard, otherwise it wouldn't be updated with precision so easily.
lookout123 • Jul 21, 2008 7:30 pm
it's distinct sounds she is learning to make with her mouth so she can sound like a walking video game.
footfootfoot • Jul 21, 2008 9:31 pm
I'm sure it has something to do with sound files, that's her bag, baby. [/austin]

And / or I once had a job where I had to input data from paper forms into the computer into some sort of data base. Kind of like stuffing envelopes, as a matter of fact. (I miss my dad tonight, shitty envelopes and all)

So I think Clod has to process some sort of file in real time which would mean sound or video to me, (a single image you can see all at once) it could be words, but I don't think Clod would stoop to data entry, she's actually a nerdy brainiac trapped in the body of a nascent soccermom.

But I digress.
lookout123 • Jul 22, 2008 12:40 am
you say that like it's a bad thing. trust me, there are worse things to be stuck in than a soccermom.

er... nevermind.
xoxoxoBruce • Jul 22, 2008 10:58 pm
Clodfobble;470657 wrote:
Oh here, y'all are making me feel bad...

Fuck 'em, they brought it on themselves, the busybodies. :thumb:
BigV • Jul 23, 2008 10:12 am
Clodfobble;470657 wrote:
Oh here, y'all are making me feel bad...


I apologize. I intended no distress, and I regret that I made you feel bad. I'm sorry.
Clodfobble • Jul 23, 2008 10:47 am
:lol: I meant feel bad for you guys, not genuinely bad. It's like a puppy who can't figure out where the hidden toy is.

Maybe in another ten posts or so, someone will ask again if it's money... ;)
lookout123 • Jul 23, 2008 12:05 pm
M&M's in the jar on your counter?
BigV • Jul 23, 2008 12:09 pm
33,571 today. No progress.
glatt • Jul 23, 2008 12:19 pm
No progress. Clodflobble is slacking off. Slacker!
Clodfobble • Jul 23, 2008 1:23 pm
Yeah, it just wasn't going to happen yesterday. I took Minifob to play at a friend's house, and then I spent naptime prepping dinner, [size=1]and then I got on the cellar for awhile[/size], and nothing ever gets done between 5:00 and 9:00 that's not directly kid-related, and then I had to go do a recording after the kids were asleep.

Excuses, excuses. But I got a little done this morning!
lookout123 • Jul 23, 2008 1:27 pm
Pictures stored on various disks and harddrives that she has to sort through.
HungLikeJesus • Jul 23, 2008 1:35 pm
lookout123;470987 wrote:
Pictures stored on various disks and harddrives that she has to sort through.


If it were various drives there would be some work involved in calculating the running total.

I think it's something that can be done at the rate of a few hundred an hour. Like shots of tequila.
BigV • Jul 23, 2008 1:48 pm
33,472.

Noted.
classicman • Jul 23, 2008 1:53 pm
amount of disk space used saving stuff?
BigV • Jul 23, 2008 3:17 pm
being reduced as she deletes items? Maybe.
footfootfoot • Jul 24, 2008 10:07 am
But why would she need to slowly review each item as opposed to just closing her eyes and hitting "format?"
glatt • Jul 24, 2008 10:21 am
classicman;470995 wrote:
amount of disk space used saving stuff?


BigV;471019 wrote:
being reduced as she deletes items? Maybe.


but

Clodfobble;468039 wrote:
It's... a goal... It will hopefully hit zero.


If I was cleaning out my hard drive, it would never hit zero. I'd just be removing junk until I only had good stuff left, and I wouldn't know how much junk I had until I reviewed it all.
footfootfoot • Jul 24, 2008 12:58 pm
It's been a little over ten posts, is it money?
lookout123 • Jul 24, 2008 1:46 pm
ah, heck I can spend my way to zero faster than that if it's money!;)
monster • Jul 25, 2008 3:40 pm
She's plucking the hairs on her legs rather than shaving. that's why the project increases disproportionately if she misses a few days. oh and minifob is doing the counting and he like numbers endiing with 4.
Shawnee123 • Jul 28, 2008 4:54 pm
Moments so dear?

Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes,
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Moments so dear.
Five hundred twenty-five thousand
Six hundred minutes
How do you measure, measure a year?
BigV • Aug 8, 2008 12:07 pm
28,011

Sorry I missed a few.
lookout123 • Aug 8, 2008 12:29 pm
pimples on mr clod's back?
BigV • Aug 8, 2008 12:30 pm
ew
BigV • Aug 12, 2008 12:18 pm
25,204
HungLikeJesus • Aug 12, 2008 12:52 pm
Still on track for mid-October finish.

I'll put $100 in the tip mug if she's down to 0 by October 16th. Anyone else?
lookout123 • Aug 12, 2008 1:57 pm
I'm in for a hundred on that action HLJ.
Clodfobble • Aug 12, 2008 1:59 pm
Holy shit! Now if I don't make it, I'll feel terrible that I effectively screwed Tony out of $200. Thanks, guys. Better get back to work. :rolleyes:
BigV • Aug 12, 2008 2:03 pm
I'm playin with the big boys now!

I'll tip $100 if she finishes by 30 Aug.
I'll tip $50 if she finishes by 15 Sep.
I'll tip $25 if she finishes by 30 Sep.
I'll be be back on my regular schedule beyond that.

I have an additional condition: I want to know what's been counted, including a reasonable explanation.
BigV • Aug 12, 2008 2:05 pm
Great.

<strike>I've</strike> We've just driven CF out of the cellar for a month. There goes the neighborhood.
lookout123 • Aug 12, 2008 2:35 pm
As additional motivation if she doesn't finish by October 15th, I'll do my best to get everyone looking for that picture of Clodfobble peeing on the floor of the liquor store again.

Wait! no, don't start looking yet!;)
Clodfobble • Aug 12, 2008 3:30 pm
[size=1]Ahem... just for the lurkers out there, it wasn't actually me in the picture...[/size]
BigV • Aug 12, 2008 3:34 pm
Which you would say, regardless.
lookout123 • Aug 12, 2008 4:26 pm
nice attempt at damage control Clodfobble.
BigV • Aug 12, 2008 5:05 pm
If you don't have bladder control, damage control is the next best thing...
BigV • Aug 12, 2008 5:11 pm
24,479
monster • Aug 13, 2008 2:17 am
doesn't this strike anyone else as stalking behaviour?.....:bolt:
DucksNuts • Aug 13, 2008 4:57 am
jealous monster? :p
NoBoxes • Aug 13, 2008 5:23 am
[ATTACH]18998[/ATTACH]
monster • Aug 13, 2008 11:08 am
I tell you tomorrow..... ;)
SteveDallas • Aug 13, 2008 12:09 pm
monster;475802 wrote:
doesn't this strike anyone else as stalking behaviour?.....:bolt:

You say that like it's a bad thing...

(Crossover to Word Out of Context... do you pronounce the "L"???
BigV • Aug 14, 2008 10:43 am
23, 298
footfootfoot • Aug 14, 2008 10:49 am
She's knitting something, no doubt baby related and these represent knits or purls or whatever they are called.

What do I win?
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 14, 2008 11:49 am
monster;475802 wrote:
doesn't this strike anyone else as stalking behaviour?.....:bolt:
You'd think she was in heat, or something.:rolleyes:
BigV • Aug 14, 2008 5:22 pm
22,785
footfootfoot • Aug 14, 2008 9:20 pm
lookout123;470706 wrote:
you say that like it's a bad thing. trust me, there are worse things to be stuck in than a soccermom.

er... nevermind.


I hope I don't have to wait until the inch starts soccer:eek:
monster • Aug 15, 2008 12:48 am
SteveDallas;475867 wrote:
You say that like it's a bad thing...

(Crossover to Word Out of Context... do you pronounce the "L"???


no, of course not!

btw, of course I now know the answer and will be auctioning it on ebay....... :p
HungLikeJesus • Aug 21, 2008 12:28 am
Big V - I'll do it.
19,301

Whatever it is, her pace has increased significantly (581 per day recently).

I think we're motivating.
monster • Aug 21, 2008 2:39 pm
HungLikeJesus;477341 wrote:
Big V - I'll do it.
19,301

Whatever it is, her pace has increased significantly (581 per day recently).

I think we're motivating.


I'll take the credit for that, thank you very much..... :lol:
lookout123 • Aug 21, 2008 3:09 pm
It probably has something to do with her requirement for less than 10MB.
BigV • Aug 22, 2008 11:39 am
18,839
BigV • Aug 22, 2008 5:39 pm
18,352
footfootfoot • Aug 22, 2008 8:52 pm
at 581 she's a solid month away from being done
Clodfobble • Aug 22, 2008 10:12 pm
Yabbut I've had a run of good days. Sometimes there are stretches of 2-3 days where I get nothing done...
footfootfoot • Aug 23, 2008 8:55 pm
OH OH I got it! she's writing a bodice ripper and she's getting paid by the word.

Write faster Clod! you need more than 500 words a day! You'll starve in some garret, please more adjectives!!!
SteveDallas • Aug 23, 2008 10:59 pm
footfootfoot;477796 wrote:
OH OH I got it! she's writing a bodice ripper

Maybe she's inventing a bodice ripper... you know, a tool.. sort of like the jaws of life... for when you can't get that bodice open fast enough by hand. The count represents the number of transistors she needs to fabricate onto integrated circuits to get it down to a marketable size.
BigV • Aug 25, 2008 5:21 pm
17,635
squirell nutkin • Aug 25, 2008 9:50 pm
717.

She's up to something.

SHENANIGANS!
Clodfobble • Aug 26, 2008 12:11 am
Wait, what? :confused:

[size=1]...Up to less drinking than some others I could name, that's fer sure... [/size]
squirell nutkin • Aug 26, 2008 12:45 am
I'm not actually drinking as much as I'd like, since every day is a school/work day... But a boy can dream can't he?
monster • Aug 27, 2008 10:39 pm
42.
HungLikeJesus • Aug 28, 2008 1:09 pm
BigV;475695 wrote:
I'm playin with the big boys now!

I'll tip $100 if she finishes by 30 Aug.
I'll tip $50 if she finishes by 15 Sep.
I'll tip $25 if she finishes by 30 Sep.
I'll be be back on my regular schedule beyond that.

I have an additional condition: I want to know what's been counted, including a reasonable explanation.


16,221 on August 25.

Looks like the $100 is safe.

Probably the $50 also.

There's still $250 available for a 30-Sept finish.
xoxoxoBruce • Aug 31, 2008 12:34 am
I hope she is finished by Sept 30 AND doesn't tell what she was doing.:lol2:
BigV • Sep 3, 2008 6:21 pm
15,188 (yesterday)
BigV • Sep 3, 2008 6:21 pm
14,659
footfootfoot • Sep 3, 2008 10:20 pm
It's kegels, did someone already guess that?
Undertoad • Sep 3, 2008 11:33 pm
That's a marvelous guess, and if you get first prize with it I claim second prize
HungLikeJesus • Sep 3, 2008 11:53 pm
Undertoad;480762 wrote:
That's a marvelous guess, and if you get first prize with it I claim second prize


"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."
BigV • Sep 5, 2008 8:09 pm
14,068
footfootfoot • Sep 5, 2008 8:58 pm
Alright, the unvarnished truth is, and I'm sure Clod wouldn't want me telling everyone, but I do know, is that those represent hours of community service she's been sentenced to perform because of an unfortunate incident in the parking lot of Target.

There are you all happy now? She feels like shit about the whole thing and you all are just rubbing salt in the wound.

Sorry, Clod, I just had to spill.
Clodfobble • Sep 5, 2008 9:25 pm
That's okay, foot. I'm just glad there are 500 hours in a day, or I'd be doing this forever...


Also, I'm really sorry I punched that baby in the Target parking lot. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.[/obscure reference]
richlevy • Sep 7, 2008 1:11 am
footfootfoot;481445 wrote:
Alright, the unvarnished truth is, and I'm sure Clod wouldn't want me telling everyone, but I do know, is that those represent hours of community service she's been sentenced to perform because of an unfortunate incident in the parking lot of Target.
37,000 hours? What did she do, run over a Republican?;)

Nah, it's pushups, situps, or those isometric exercises that make your boobs bigger.
lookout123 • Sep 8, 2008 1:15 pm
Clodfobble;481449 wrote:
That's okay, foot. I'm just glad there are 500 hours in a day, or I'd be doing this forever...


Also, I'm really sorry I punched that baby in the Target parking lot. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.[/obscure reference]


LOL:lol2: That's some funny stuff there clodfobbble.
Clodfobble • Sep 8, 2008 4:46 pm
The last bit was from here.


Also, ah... sorry Tony, but I really don't think I'm going to make the Sept. 30 deadline for the mad tip jar bonuses. It'll be close, but I think I'll need another week, at least.
Undertoad • Sep 8, 2008 5:00 pm
Never a need to apologize.
HungLikeJesus • Sep 8, 2008 5:06 pm
Clodfobble;482103 wrote:
...

Also, ah... sorry Tony, but I really don't think I'm going to make the Sept. 30 deadline for the mad tip jar bonuses. It'll be close, but I think I'll need another week, at least.



HungLikeJesus;475670 wrote:
Still on track for mid-October finish.

I'll put $100 in the tip mug if she's down to 0 by [COLOR=Blue]October 16th[/COLOR]. Anyone else?


lookout123;475689 wrote:
I'm in for a hundred on that action HLJ.


13,169 - there's still time.
Clodfobble • Sep 8, 2008 6:09 pm
Oh hell, I might still make that! 12,695 it is!
footfootfoot • Sep 8, 2008 10:39 pm
She'll be able to shoot ping pong balls across the room by the time she's done.
BigV • Sep 16, 2008 2:26 pm
11,228

sorry I missed yesterday's value.
Ibby • Sep 22, 2008 9:32 am
10,711 as of now...
BigV • Sep 22, 2008 2:44 pm
10,512
BigV • Sep 23, 2008 7:47 pm
10,051
BigV • Oct 1, 2008 2:13 pm
10,051
Clodfobble • Oct 1, 2008 3:02 pm
I know.



Okay, look, here's the deal: I'm writing a book, in the vain hope that it might eventually be publishable and thus provide some income to my family. (And that really is the motivation: I love writing, I always have, but while it would be cool to say that I'm good enough to actually get one on the shelves, it's always just been for my own entertainment--up until I lost my steady contract audio gig awhile back. Being really and truly "unemployed" hit me a lot harder psychologically than I thought it was going to, and I really need some way that I can contribute. Yes yes, I'm contributing by raising the kids, blah blah blah... tell that to my psyche.)

So anyway, I decided I was going to finish and polish the story with the best chances of being marketable. For a first-time sci-fi novel, the standard range is 80,000 to 120,000 words. Any less, and it's not a novel, any more and publishers want you to be an established name before they'll make that kind of commitment. So the number in my sig file is counting down from 80,000, because while the final product will be longer than that to some degree, before that point it doesn't matter how good it is, it's not a novel.

But being so close to the end, my work has shifted much more toward revision. Don't get me wrong, there's definitely content still missing--three and a half scenes at the very least--but I need to revise what I have before I can really know where those scenes are going, and I need time away from it so I can revise with fresh eyes. In the meantime I've let my mother and husband take a look at the work in progress so they can hopefully offer some feedback, but I'll need to digest what they say and incorporate those changes in addition to the other revisions, so it's going to be awhile before I really get back into forward motion again.

Long story short: I'm still working on it, it just doesn't look like it. I'm very confident at this point that I'm going to really finish it, probably by the end of the year, which was my original goal. I really appreciate everyone's support.
kerosene • Oct 1, 2008 3:08 pm
I'll buy your book when it becomes published. :)
BigV • Oct 1, 2008 3:11 pm
Thank you for correctly interpreting my post as support, and not nagging or worse.

I feel for you Clodfobble. I've been out of work before. I wouldn't wish it on a snake. And I have a well developed fear of deprivation for my family. I know how I felt when my situation was similar to yours. And it sucked. I'm with you there.

But don't blithely discount your current "contribution", please. And, more importantly, don't discount your potential. I say potential, because you're not gettin' paid, *right now*. But that doesn't meant it's not there. It *is* there, you know it and we know it.

You're smart, funny and articulate. And your work is simply unripe, not unworthy. Just so we're clear, ok?

Good luck and git 'er done!
Pie • Oct 1, 2008 3:16 pm
Oooh ooh sci-fi, my favorite! :yum:
glatt • Oct 1, 2008 3:35 pm
Clodfobble;488748 wrote:
Okay, look, here's the deal: I'm writing a book


This is so much better than I was guessing. I pictured deleting/cleaning up computer files, but this is WAY better. I'm impressed.
monster • Oct 1, 2008 4:08 pm
That's awesome, Fobble. I'll buy it too -but I want mine signed :D
classicman • Oct 1, 2008 4:16 pm
Me three - what Monster said
SteveDallas • Oct 1, 2008 6:20 pm
That's great, Clod. Have you considered reworking part of what you've done so far as short stories or a novella? (I admit I know nothing about it, except that many SF writers seem to have gotten their start that way.)
Clodfobble • Oct 1, 2008 6:35 pm
From a financial perspective, it's reasonable to get your start that way because there are magazines that purchase shorter works. But A.) they don't pay much, B.) they're pretty much only purchased by other writers (and with the advent of the internet, the short story mags are all slowly going broke because even the writers aren't buying them much anymore,) and C.) I suck at writing short stories. :) In all objectivity, my biggest strength is character development, and my weakest is plot. I don't care so much about what happens as opposed to how it happens. You can certainly have short stories that are more about a mood instead of an event, but it's hard.
LabRat • Oct 1, 2008 7:24 pm
My first thought was "that is so fucking cool!". I hate, detest, and abhore creative writing. Scientific writing is different. There isn't supposed to be any fiction ;).Good luck. I'm not a sci fi fan, probably because I just really haven't read any, but can't wait to someday read your novel! Awesome awesome awesome.
DucksNuts • Oct 1, 2008 9:00 pm
Ohhh, never would of picked it.

You will be awesome, Clod.

I will buy a signed copy and I will market signed copies on ebay for ya...I rock at ebay.
footfootfoot • Oct 1, 2008 9:08 pm
Holy Crap! I can't believe you all fell for that crap. You should be a writer Clod! But first finish that community service. You should have thought twice before making that drunken threat call to the kid's house at dinner time. And in the future when they ask "Who is this?" don't give them your real name.

Okay, now get out there and service the community. I mean serve. I meant serve.


The rest of you, "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 1, 2008 11:27 pm
Aw, leave her alone... she's got work to do, if I'm going to get a case of her books before Christmas.

Oh, and if she decides to give up writing, and turn to prostitution, I'm in for that too. Beast told me she's got a great arse. :drool:
footfootfoot • Oct 1, 2008 11:41 pm
Clod knows I'm in her corner big time. And not just for her arse either. I respect her as an artist. Or an arsist.

I am sorry she let the cat out of the bag though. As a creative person that kind of thing can have the consequence of distraction or diverting pressure which may be better harnessed to writing.

Someone once said something to the effect of "Writing is easy. You just stare at a blank piece of paper until blood starts dripping from your head."

I have the most confidence in and admiration for CF of any dwellar.
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 1, 2008 11:51 pm
To be clear, my comment wasn't directed at you 3foot. I was just saying, ya know. ;)
ZenGum • Oct 2, 2008 5:38 am
Aww, writing science fiction is easy.
Watch a TV Cop show and take notes. Replace the cruisers with hover cars, the guns with lasers, and the illegal immigrant character with a disguised alien. Done.

Not really. Big cheers to Clod for tackling something hard and emotionally challenging. I look forward to the finished product.
Sundae • Oct 2, 2008 6:42 am
Amazing.

I have so many heroes on here and you've always been one Clod, for your reasonable approach and your concise way of putting things. I can't promise this means I'd love fiction by you, but it does go a long way towards making me willing to part with cash to read it.

So following on from Foot's comment, all I can say is keep bleeding.
footfootfoot • Oct 2, 2008 8:52 am
You are only 51 words and ten pictures from being done!!!
footfootfoot • Oct 2, 2008 8:53 am
xoxoxoBruce;488911 wrote:
To be clear, my comment wasn't directed at you 3foot. I was just saying you must be paranoid, ya know. ;)


there ya go!
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 2, 2008 9:02 am
Ya all sound like a bunch of cheerleaders, what the hell do you know.
Some chica down in Texas, probably illegal, squirting out babies, can't hold a job, hanging out with strange, purple haired, suspected terrorist, aliens.
Bah, write a book, no way... never happen... probably can't even spell seance fickshun. ;)










[SIZE="1"]Think that'll help? [/SIZE]
ZenGum • Oct 2, 2008 9:12 am
Footx3, you've been in great form lately :D

Bruce, come over to the brawl thread a moment will you? There's a slap up the back of the head waiting for you :P
footfootfoot • Oct 2, 2008 1:41 pm
xoxoxoBruce;488967 wrote:
blah blah blah, [COLOR=Black]squirting our babies[/COLOR], etcetcetc ;)

That would explain the millimeter's persistently wet diaper.:eek:
footfootfoot • Oct 2, 2008 1:42 pm
ZenGum;488971 wrote:
Footx3, you've been in great form lately :D


Thanks, I've been working out. It's the 12 ounce wrist curls.:D
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 3, 2008 12:17 am
footfootfoot;489105 wrote:
That would explain the millimeter's persistently wet diaper.:eek:
What are you talking about? :confused:
footfootfoot • Oct 3, 2008 10:32 am
Zany Comrade Moderator! Why do you try to obfuscate the squirting of our babies?
xoxoxoBruce • Oct 3, 2008 10:57 am
Moi? :redface:
monster • Nov 3, 2008 9:49 pm
hey, there's movement.....
ZenGum • Nov 3, 2008 11:54 pm
Down to four digits!
Clodfobble • Nov 4, 2008 12:37 am
It's so frustrating how little movement there is though. To give you an idea, last week I spent three goddamn days completely tearing apart and building from scratch a major plot point. In the end, I had a net gain of precisely three words.