June 6, 2008: Zombie Hookers

Chattanooga has a prostitution problem on Main Street. A citizens group has started posting photos of the ladies on the web. Also, they have non-functional links to photos of the "johns".

One lady has gained a certain notoriety due to her appearance. She has been dubbed the "zombie hooker". Here she is in all her glory:

I forgot the link to the site. BTW, it is safe for work.

www.trickthejohns.com

How much?

You are a braver man than I am!

You can tell the one guy is a pimp because he's walking with the woman and he's black.

I applaud this pimp for hiring a zombie. A large segment of the zombie population is unemployed in the US. It is time we recognized the rights of zombies!

Why wouldn't the hooker have sex with the zombie?
She was worried that he might leave her the tip.

Spose it doesn't matter so much if the hooker is the zombie.

The site isn't exactly teeming with informative photos, is it? These few girls must be working overtime. Of course, there are no pics of johns or plates, so perhaps business isn't good at all.

Vigilantism gone wild.:eyebrow:

Is the zombi doing the Scarlett O'Hara thing.... wearing motel room curtains as a skirt?

Just for fun, I want to repost some of the RFN pictures to that site.

Elspode;467135 wrote:

Of course, there are no pics of johns or plates, so perhaps business isn't good at all.

Plates? Never heard that term before.
Damn. I think I have grossly misunderstood references to drivers having the Blue Plate Special in American books!

ETA just realised it's LICENCE plates.
I thought it was another word for John.

That's just mean! How do you people know she's a hooker? And what makes you think she's even a zombie?

She is simply a Klingon who came to Earth for a vacation. And this ugly name-calling is how you welcome her to our planet?

tuH!

Zombie
1. (in voodoo)
a. the body of a dead person given the semblance of life, but mute and will-less, by a supernatural force, usually for some evil purpose.

If you were a necrophiliac this could be your dream date. (but beware the evil purpose and the high prices) :unsure:

Nothing worse than a dead fuck.

You know who else hated necrophilia? HITLER!

Live and let live.

jinx;467137 wrote:

Is the zombi doing the Scarlett O'Hara thing.... wearing motel room curtains as a skirt?

Classic!

"I saw it in the window and I just couldn't pass it up."

:p

[COLOR="Silver"]Zombies need love, too. [/COLOR]

birdclaw;467154 wrote:

If you were a necrophiliac this could be your dream date.

I'm sure Dave the Hermit would be interested.

My dad used to fuck a zombie.

I called her "Mom".

I wonder if she bites?

how amazing is it that the rollover icon for the pimps is a feather.